Lort

Choke me (not a kink)

[kosmogrl]

when not to think about the passage of time/your life:

- sundays

- end of the year

- your bday/the days leading up to it

[kosmogrl]

and if you’re like me and your birthday is at the end of the year please just stop thinking in general

[dankassbitchh]

[flawlessvevo]

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs

[thebabysittersguidetoexorcisms]

[thegodskeepwinning-deactivated2]

she went off

[goreisforgirlsreviews]

horror films for people who don’t like horror films

i’ve been asked this a lot: what horror movies would you recommend to people who try to stay away from the genre in general, for whatever reason? some people don’t enjoy being scared, some people find horror too unrealistic and outlandish, and some people don’t enjoy the repetitive tropes that are admittedly often present in horror films. 

that being said, when i do give people recommendations for horror movies to dip their toe into, they’re often the same ones, or very similar ones. so i’ve gathered them here today, in case my horror loving followers have any friends who ask them the same questions, but aren’t sure of how to answer. 

Q: Why don’t you like horror?

A: “I don’t like jumpscares.” 

Try: 

The Silence of the Lambs

The Orphanage

Rosemary’s Baby

The Shining

A: “I can’t stand gore.” 

Try:

The Babadook

The Others

Ringu

The Conjuring

A: “I don’t like horror’s cheesy tropes.” 

Try:

It Follows

Pontypool

Teeth

A Tale of Two Sisters

A: “I don’t like the way horror treats women.” 

Try:

American Mary

Girls Against Boys

You’re Next

All Cheerleaders Die

Excision

The Loved Ones

A: “Horror is too unrealistic.” 

Try:

Hush

The Girl Next Door

Wolf Creek

Almost Mercy

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

A: “I’d rather watch something funny.” 

Try:

Life After Beth

Jennifer’s Body

Zombieland

Shaun of the Dead

Re-Animator

[actualclassybonermeriman]

Also, if you don’t like jumpscares, try watching John Carpenter’s The Thing. I don’t think there’s any in the whole movie, and it’s a masterpiece of suspense and really amazing practical effects.

[pettycentral]

[bajn]

???they’re using imessage

[generic-unnoticeable-person-here]

Im her

[tchaikovskaya]

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

[tchaikovskaya]

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

[the-real-ted-cruz]

[awed-frog]

adults pretending to be teens in us shows

adults pretending to be teens in european shows

[rushman2-0]

Via @prettyaveragewhiteshark

[owlmylove]

i’ve met a lot of people during my time online and many of us have grown apart but i still think of them frequently and wonder what they’re up to and hope they’re no longer facing the same demons they once did

[charleied]

Ooff this is real life

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[yallstillhere]

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

[yallstillhere]

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

[localasexualpunk]

The cool thing about Tumblr is that it acknowledges that time isn’t real and never dates any posts made

[yesbpdbabe-deactivated20210115]

[c3po]

sometimes u just can’t stand in kfc

[nicejewishguy]

fight the man

[daneathestoner]

Idk the story on this but remember invisible illnesses exist! Some people may look okay on the outside, but are actually in a lot of pain!

[c3po]

yea i was actually just really hungover

[lagonegirl]

white people using their privilege to educate, a concept!