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We're going to talk about why you did all of this, Esra. I don't understand why you're doing all of this. Just tell me because whatever you're doing makes no sense to me. You were there all night at the hospital, but you hid that from me. You sent a message then immediately deleted it. You sent Zeyno over, tried to ruin the dinner, and you followed me all the way here. Why? Why are you doing all of this to me, Esra? Why were you doing all of this for a man you never loved?

— Aşk Mantık İntikam, Episode 7

onceuponablob

I'm tired of pretending there's nothing going on when we think about each other all the time. Enough is enough.

— Aşk Mantık İntikam, Episode 8 (Promo)

isabellaofparma

#me going through life

e-actually

Ugh I’m obsessed rn.

art-nimals

A baroque masterpiece (via)

nutella0mutt

swingsetindecember

tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

nonlinear-nonsubjective

“I literally made three- THREE- 18th century corsets last week. You can wait until one of them gets back, or you can go sometime post-1920s, because if I have to sew one more god damn channel I will literally lose my mind.”

“Upper middle class?!?!? You told me upper class! FUCK YEAH THERE’S A DIFFERENCE!!!”

“How about kimoNO.”

“Look me in the eyes. I do not care what you want. This is the 1500s. You absolutely cannot wear trousers.”

“Another court gown?? Here’s a novel idea: go as a peasant for once in your life. Why do you do this to me? You’re fucking sadists that’s why.”

“Don’t mind me, I’ll just be up all night hand painting silk.”

“THE POLICY IS ONE MONTH’S ADVANCE NOTICE ON PRE-1900s WOMEN’S FASHION FOR A REASON, DEBRA.”

thelibrarina

@squeeful is the seamstress.

squeeful

omg i love it.

“SUMPTUARY LAWS, BRANDON”

equalstrashflavoredtrash

@ivarinleatherpants

whenimaunicorn

@tiyetiye

e-actually

Y’all need to read or watch Rubinrot (or Ruby Red), a German teen fiction book that has exactly this. Although not in this much delightful detail.

juliettetang

““I’m not saying she was very silly, but one of us was very silly and it wasn’t me.””

— Elizabeth Gaskell, Wives and Daughters

namtan

setheverman

strangeareoursouls

Do you enjoy dancing?

Not particularly.

Austenland, or, as I like to call it: The Endless Saga of Henry Nobley Being Incredibly Done With This Situation

janeaustentextposts

Bringing back this blog’s most popular post, with a selection of some of the tags, because APPARENTLY this resonates with a lot of you.

aw-hawkeye-no

@ Hollywood, hire me. I fixed the new Mummy movie without even watching a trailer

Tom Cruise and Young Hot Blonde™ enter the crypt, Tom in the lead because he is the manly protector. Their flashlight beams eventually illuminate a sarcophagus carved in the likeness of a beautiful Princess.

Tom Cruise approaches the sarcophagus, moves to open it.

Young Hot Blonde™: Don’t do the thing.

Tom Cruise: I’m going to do the thing. *Shoves sarcophagus open*

They cough as dust fills the air. Just as it begins to clear, Brendan Frasier shoots upright, drawing his gun and immediately shooting Tom Cruise in the head.

“I thought I told Evy not to put me down for mummification,” he mutters as he looks at his surroundings. He is inexplicably not decomposed or mummified, just vaguely wrapped in Charmin. Glances at a now very dead Tom Cruise. “Oops.”

Young Hot Blonde™: How… how did this happen?

Brendan Frasier: Well, it’s a long story, I’ll have to start at the beginning.

Then they just replay the entirety of ‘The Mummy’ (1999).

After credits scene:

Young Hot Blonde™: That still doesn’t explain how you ended up alive in a sarcophagus in the year 2017.

Brendan Frasier: Oh, yeah, no fucking clue.