writhing in existential dread

|| If someone knows how life, universe and everything began PLEASE tell me, it's keeping me up at night || currently studying microbiology and want to branch out to astrobiology Teenager in 20s going through life and stuff I simp for Lord Byron cuz he was a slut and friends with the Shelleys

[ea-paperbits]

✨When life gives you lemons, read them✨

[shrimpificationofhumanity]

my ice water is NOT COLD ENOUGH

[guerrillatech]

[ea-paperbits]

I asked my situationships if I should get bangs, both of them said no. So guess what I'm going to do now

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

one of the things about fandoms I find funny is that people will be posting things like this and everybody in the fandom will know exactly what it’s about, but of context for people who don’t consume the media and how casually it's being mentioned, this is extremely unhinged and funny to me

[fwunni]

hamsters are honestly justa dollop of an animal

[fwunni]

whatever. puts him on ur baked potato like sour cream.

[wumbreon]

Dollop of an animal appreciation post

[ea-paperbits]

i don't know how to explain it but tloasg feels like a mass produced grocery store cake

[ea-paperbits]

Does Opalite remind anyone of domino by jessie J

[beguilingcorpse]

whatever wake me up when she writes a divorce album

[jakeperalta]

I know I've been negative today so I'm going to share some things I like about the album :)

love the theatrical, immersive feel of the outro to the life of a showgirl and also think the sabrina collab works really well!

ophelia and elizabeth taylor are very catchy!! also opalite although it's not quite hitting for me the same as the other two

ruin the friendship is a standout in terms of the topic, I like that it turns out to be a twist on the high school romance stories we've heard before and it's a lovely concept

there are some very fun interesting sounds going on, particularly with actually romantic and wood

[linusbenjamin]

this.

[nicollekidman]

okay it's not funny anymore someone please do something about the travis muse situation because i don't want to hear boss up or fuckin lit in a taylor swift song ever again. also yeah why are other women bitches all of a sudden hmmmm lets slow down a second

listening to the way taylor talks about anyone on this album who isn't travis kelce or elizabeth taylor

[desimarianne]

Swifties inability to criticise Taylor stuns me like some songs are kind of bad, some songs are kind of good. This is how an album works. You know that right?

[stoldengods]

it's so humiliating to fall in love i feel like a sick dog begging for affection before dying on their porch. leonard cohen understood this very well

[bemysavingrace]

Call me Franz Kafka, because I haven’t had a happy days in years and the bugs are starting to look relatable.

[ea-paperbits]

hypothetically speaking, if you somehow get your hands on some famous person's phone and take it Madam Tussauds, would the Face ID on the phone work on the wax figure?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

big fan of when some edgelord isolates himself from the world hiding in his menacing magical castle, only for his future love interest to ram down the doors like YO BITCH! i live here now

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

queen shit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

honorary mention

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gutpunch in the tags😔