the earl of sammich

...allow me to explain through interpretive dance. they call me the Earl of Sammich this here is my domain i play pretend i make art im queer heres a collection of random stuff im into, enjoy!

[poryqon]

post more paleontology memes

HECK YEAH

[useless-zoofacts]

Paleontology amd zoology memes are the best

[earlofsammich]

So... does anyone, like, wanna go to the mall?

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

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[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[typhoidmeri]

Omgggg the sounds.

[gigi-tastic]

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

[bears-official]

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

[notquiteapolyglot]

To people who use "þ" as an aesthetic "p"

þink again.

[tharook]

getting thorny in the linguistics fandom

[tk-tako]

þorny*

[solarine]

That also goes for using ß as an aesthetic B. 

On my old server, there was a character named ßillyßadass.

This never failed to make me laugh, because that letter is not pronounced like B. It is a sharp S. 

That guy named himself SsillySsadass. 

[liquidstar]

Also to people who you Σ as an aesthetic E

that’s an S too, Σo maybe check next time

[slowspinningredemption]

oh boy

Д as an aesthetic A? Дon’t be a дumbass.

И as an aesthetic N? don’t be sillи.

П as another aesthetic N? stoп it.

У as an aesthetic Y? ty bad.

Ш or Щ as an aesthetic W? nope. it’s “sh” and “shch”!

Я as an aesthetic R? surprise! it’s “ya”.

ah yes, that classic horror film SNYEYAPOVUL DIAYAIES

[greenbriarkitsune]

Language tumblr, teach me more

[earlofsammich]

Next week on Snyeyapovul Diayaies~

[heyitscorinth-deactivated202209]

Murder the gods and topple their thrones

[earlofsammich]

YES WE WILL

[ikarus-the-phoenix]

Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

[earlofsammich]

Picking up some new trade in DC...

[earlofsammich]

So... this is going to be my home for the next couple months. ^__^

[earlofsammich]

Made it to the airport, got through security, and now its Bloody Mary TIME!! Off to DC! See ya later LA!

[earlofsammich]

procrastination...

i need to be packing... my flight to DC is in 9 hours.

i dont know why im procrastinating and why im finding packing so difficult, but i am.  its not for not-being-excited about my trip to DC and this amazing new project i’m getting work on and help create, because i am very much excited about it... but... yeah.  ::sigh::

i still need to do laundry too...

fuck

[earlofsammich]

HAIL~ Also, who is this artist? ...come to my aid, internet!!!

[rosasita]

[suspend]

wow want!

[earlofsammich]

FUCK YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF

[earlofsammich]

Sometimes your friend is bored and working the merch table at the Cave Bastard/Vale show... and then they find some tape...

[pkpaulshow]

[stigmasgf]

i still don’t understand why some kpop fans think that being a kpop fan gives them a degree in Korean Studies, Hangul, and Koreanology of the Republic of Korea

[earlofsammich]

TUPPY TUPPER-PUPS!!!