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asher | 24 | my other blogs are tinybyul, tinyxian, and baroquehwa

[everyday-cutephoto]

[fleshdyke]

when i get to heaven the real gun emoji will be there waiting for me

[fhistle]

[something-truly-evil]

my friend said his flight transmasc

[dreadwedge]

“Having an affair” is such a funny way to describe cheating. There is marriage and then there is the situation. I had a wife and then an event happened to me.

[wikipediahmms]

[mintblancmanche]

[yaoiblackmold]

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

[redstonedust]

whenever i order food i get nervous that the doorbell will annoy my roommates so i turn it off temporarily and tell the delivery person to just knock. but then i get nervous i might not hear the knocking so i go sit by the front door a few minutes early to make sure i hear it. but then i get nervous that if i open the door too quickly the delivery driver will think it's weird that i was waiting there so i wait an additional 10-15 seconds before opening it and feign that i just came down the stairs. i am built normal and socially average.

[identitty-dickruption]

the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me

[devilcat3d]

*said with so much love in my heart that it's full to bursting* hey I had a lot of fun last time would you like to hang out again sometime soon? :)

[unmarketable-plushie]

tbh i’m really enamored with this perry doodle

[flowersforthemachines]

thinking about the character a lot today. call it pondering my blorb

[virgo-disaster]

The bird app has a lot of garbage but this thread really tickled me this morning:

Bonus:

[strangestcase]

No, tumblr user, I don’t think the hatred of trans women is cemented on the hatred of men. I believe, god forbid, it might be based on the hatred of women.

[squiddleward-deactivated2019060]

what the fuck

[beatcroc]

#it’s NOT inexplicable#it’s bc someone based it on the unicode 6 yellow heart#which is colorless but shaded with halftone dots#and someone interpreted that like stubble#and drew this#which is SO FUCKING FUNNY via @animusbell

[eldermindless]

[lightning-and-lavender-fire]

OH MY GOD

THE REASON THE YELLOW HEART IS SHADED THAT WAY IS BECAUSE OF FUCKING HERALDRY HATCHING ISN’T IT

FUCK YEAH AUTISM LET’S GOOOO

[apatheticlexicographer]

big if true

[achillesinhighheels]

[headspace-hotel]

[headspace-hotel]

I checked the date on the original post and it's December 11, 2021. That was the day after I came home from college, immediately after the semester where I had a breakdown that collapsed my health into chaos and dissolved my identity and goals.

This post is me at rock bottom, and that makes it so much funnier