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just my cool main blog. lots of my shameless shitty fandoms abound. right now, expect mostly dst, danny phantom, hetalia, and oxigen not included. in that order probably.

[palermok]

real MFer

[kilovanity]

Lots of planets have a north

[pcuaccount]

It’s so funny when fics make Grace unintentionally nsfw to eridians. That being soft, leaky, curious abt touching, etc is all inappropriate behavior. Imagine you send ur best men to space and in a beautiful but dangerous journey they save the stars and the lone survivor returns with alien Jessica rabbit

[power-handmaiden]

when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).

Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.

I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.

[ashafox]

Emergency room au :]

Alfred and Matthew are nicknamed the ‘trauma twins’ because they’re very good trauma doctors yet inflict it equally among the staff

[filibusterfrog]

the predator becomes the prey

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[equivokada]

these two dumbasses bro istg

[void-the-bear]

Among Us Show detail I missed!

Right before Black got destroyed into a million tiny bloody pieces

Let's brighten this image up a bit....

Cyan's watching :D

[local-riverrat]

Hi so. The among us show was rlly peak. Here I am. Drawing amongi beans once again. ITSBEENYEARS

[demilypyro]

the gang talking about the digital circus finale

the amazing digital censored file

[garaks-sewing-gun]

it’s so embarrassing to watch tos for the first time and be like, whoa !! 👀spock and kirk❓is anyone else kinda getting 😏some vibes 😳 as if they aren’t the founding fathers. as if they didn’t build the yaoi dimension with their bare hands. as if the current cathedrals we call home aren’t predicated upon their humble shadow puppets on the walls of plato’s fucking cave, and as if our ancestors were fools to fall for those puppets instead of geniuses, innovators, and prophets ????

[hydrasplatl1ng]

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[vibite]

Crying.

[chromaticrainarts]

Im not one for rock divorce but I gotta be honest it's the funniest shit ever

[justcakethanks]

Rocky never skips leg day