[moonliight-drive]

Let’s just appreciate Rick O’Connell for a moment

A man that was actually loyal and was so in love with his wife

A man who was almost always done with everyone’s shit

Literally everyone

Truly a man after my heart

[salty-red-mage]

Me screwing with my drunk republican relatives as they pass out during a holiday party

[neverthere12345]

[yourlocalforeign-deactivated202]

B I T C H

[serah-farron-deactivated2022112]

protons……….. neutrons…………… croutons………

[pusheen]

[pukicho]

[earthtoemily]

My fourth graders are drawing a nutcracker in class, I had it up on the board as they walked in and one of them screamed “a crackhead”. The students all agreed that is what they are called.

[zenosanalytic]

A Good Thread about The Hobbit and Bilbo from yesterday. Didn’t realize it was the anniversary!

[imthedoctorbasicallyfun]

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

[huffylemon]

[willowofthehearth]

I feel this with my entire mind body and soul.

[spiroandthelacktones]

This applies to garlic too

[90s90s90s]

Mcdonalds Tarzan Sound Straws - 1999

[pusheen]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start

[ourladyofrebellion]

I feel so called out and yet so understood.

[shiftythrifting]

[c-bassmeow]

[tealesbian]

the rain: makes that soft rain sound

me immediately:

[earthtoemily]

Went to buy a dining room table and left with the most gigantic cozy couch.