"nothing lasts / nothing holds all of me"

Blake, 23, gender-neutral. They/them!

[quasarden]

Shout out to Spider-Man PS4 for having one of the best fake social media feeds

[ranty9000]

More accurate portrayal of how this generation acts than the entirety of “life is strange”

[thadeeliv]

i thought this was a real post for a minute

[moved-to-saltcircuit]

dealing with people who are spacing out

DON’T: -hit them -yell at them -wave in their face in excess

DO: -say their name once or twice -tap them gently and if they don’t respond, -wait patiently for them to snap back into reality

[moved-to-saltcircuit]

this still applies yo

[mangoisgay]

PLEASE I CANT STRESS THIS ENOUGH-

[heaventide]

me, not wearing a bra to tlj: for carrie fisher

[horrorscentral]

Normal cat: goes mrrrp?! after a single touch to their sleeping form

Stepan:

[sweet-bitsy]

Leave Stepan To Sleep 2019

[horizondawn]

All the modern era Doctors’ introductions from DWM.

[diamondblocc]

look I like memes. I love memes. but where the fuck did the shaggy meme come from. it’s so fucking random. what is this. who thought “let me make a meme from the 2004 cast interviews for the live action Scooby-Doo, and have everyone go on about how shaggy gained powers that can kill everyone, so they explain how they avoided that. also let’s make him kill god” what the fuc k

[gengarprotectionsquad]

i’d hate to ruin the enigma by explaining this but i pretty much inadvertently witnessed the entire buildup to it and if i don’t explain it now i’ll never get the chance to in one of the more recent scooby-doo movies, there’s a plot device where shaggy turns into a hyper-competent badass whenever he hears the word “bad” thanks to some hypnotherapy shenanigans, and in one particular scene he kicks the shit out of this one biker gang. along comes a meme edit of that scene where the joke is that shaggy went Ultra Instinct as is the internet, that joke gets tossed along and snowballs from “shaggy went Ultra Instinct” to “shaggy can solo the DBZ-verse” to “shaggy can defeat thanos” to “shaggy is the most physically capable character in all of fiction”, in a couple years it culminates and suddenly resurfaces as “the very concept of shaggy holds unknowable power, to the point where even just taking up the role of him is hazardous to this reality”

[dragon-in-a-fez]

not to Discourse but I’m a cis man and my partner is an afab enby and if you call us a “straight couple” I will personally come to your house tie you to a chair and make you listen to a podcast about gender identity on endless repeat

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this is specifically @ the people who saw us at pride together and saw them wearing a “THEY/THEM” button and still referred to them as my “girlfriend” you’re all cancelled thanks

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it’s called respecting queer people juice

[dragon-in-a-fez]

y'know the really amazing thing about the notes on this post - apart from just the sheer number of people who are, like, viscerally terrified of the existence of a person who isn’t cis - is how many of them are responding to things that aren’t here. specifically, you’ll notice I said nothing about my sexuality. I didn’t say I identified as non-het, or that I considered myself part of the LGBTQIA community. on the flip side, I also didn’t give you any reason to believe I’m not bi, or that I’ve never been in a relationship with a cis man. y'all know nothing about my sexuality from this post and you don’t need to and I’m not going to tell you about it now because! this post! was not! about me!

it was about respecting my partner’s identity. and the fact that they don’t get that respect from people in the exact community that they should be able to count on getting it from.

ie, you.

they are not het or cis, and no relationship they are in will ever be a “straight relationship” because they. are not. het. or. cis.

everyone in the notes gatekeeping me because I’m “not oppressed”? I never said I was. the person you’re really attacking and invalidating by shitting on this post is them, a pansexual nonbinary person who is unerasably queer.

huh. it’s almost as if the whole “we can’t let straight men use queerness to worm their way into our community” discourse is just an excuse to hate trans people, isn’t it.

[fattiestfatcat-deactivated20221]

[catcvlts]

[lunarriviera]

look I don’t want to tell anyone what to do but if you go down that path you will wake up a thousand years later and all your great-grandchildren will be dead

[optimysticals]

But I get a thousand year nap out of it?

[frei-rancken-deactivated2020062]

That’s not the intended use Sir

[dalniente]

But I get a thousand year nap out of it???

[lightsintheskye]

Me trying to take pictures in Master Mode. 

[cottonvibes]

wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

[pukicho]

Wish I was the hulk

[worldsweeper-deactivated2019091]

wish i was the hulk on balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

[prospails]

We’re starting off 2k19 with some ladies in love

[pollyjean]

sometimes i hate tumblr but then one of you posts a picture of a little cow with curly hair. and i remember why im here.

[rwbytextsfromlastnight]

A trope I really want to see RWBY do because I’m obsessed with it: characters get thrown back and drop their weapons in battle, someone grabs their partner’s weapon because it’s the closest thing to them and they try to continue fighting the enemy with it

Bonus points if it’s nothing like their normal weapon

[smh0217]

It’s almost happend in Vol. 3 when Ruby picked up one of Penny’s swords.

[sunder-the-gold]

Ruby did actually attack the Nevermore with that sword. Cinder and Raven did the “fight with your opponent’s weapon” thing. Velvet did something like this when she mimicked Penny’s weapons.

[rwbytextsfromlastnight]

I’d forgotten about those! I guess Ruby and Penny is closest to what I mean, but what I was picturing was something like

The team get knocked across the battlefield by an enemy

Ruby sees the enemy running at her again, goes to grab Crescent Rose, can’t find it

She notices Myrtenaster next to her and grabs hold of it, and starts stabbing the enemy as gracefully as she can

[amateur]

[christophernolan]

Period Drama men + watching their significant other sing/play a musical instrument

[incorrect-overwatch-quotations]

Tracer: We have a problem.

Roadhog: Gotcha. Here’s a box full of guns.

Tracer: Okay. Different thing.

[aeyon]

sombra when she unstealths in the enemy backline