Eat All of the Things

Slowly but surely eating my way through the five boroughs and the rest of the world.

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It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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Saying he needed to be transported to a tranquil, untroubled state of calmness pronto, local man Pete McCartin, 29, told reporters Thursday that a fresh-brewed mug of purportedly relaxation-promoting tea had better fucking work. “This shit better soothe the fuck out of me and quick,” said McCartin, adding that the box of Hungarian chamomile blossom and lemon myrtle tea was making some pretty lofty promises with its soft light-blue hues and lotus flowers plastered all over the place, so it sure as shit needed to step the fuck up and put his mind at ease.

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We have 24 hours to make this the most voted on poll in Tumblr history

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I’ve never seen a video that so captured my being and spirit and what means to be alive right now

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHaeQJ0IWLQ)