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haphazard scattering of disparate contents containing much and remembering nothing. construable as: transsexual woman, furfag, budding art wanker. 18+ pls.

[mino2aur]

tshirt that says THIS IS ONLY PARTIALLY A SEX THING

[greiilock]

Followers

[uncensoredhijabii]

five broken cameras (dir. by emad burnay & guy davidi, 2011)

[eattheball]

narrative designer hat returning to my head... it's quest writing time

[timberland-4-16-players]

just put my joint out on the open mind of a child searing it and instantly destroying his ability to dream or imagine. sad but i don't care

[json-derulo]

phrases which, if you hear them come out of your own mouth or anyone else’s, should prompt you to pause and reevaluate your situation:

- “We don’t have time to follow the official procedure.”

- “I can cut my own bangs.”

- “Do you think I should be wearing eye protection right now?”

- “I’ll just trim up my bangs real quick before we leave.”

- “You marked that one as “flammable,” right?

- “How long could it possibly take to properly trim my own bangs? Five minutes?”

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

my ETA is usually around 5:15pm. but it all depends on what i'm doing and how long it'll take

[nahranhaar]

let's fly out of this stupid town

[cd4021]

remembering this so fondly

[phimeirai]

juvenile

[chimeracauldron]

the whatever guys

[eattheball]

not a new observation but cycling as someone dissociative is like microdosing mech brain dysphoria. i finish riding and have to walk 3 minutes and it is complete agony to move anywhere. why am i so slow why can i not effortlessly crest downhill. my bones shudder with each step

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[fishing-princess]

Had a normal one today

[fandom-man]

[birds-in-posts]

Canada goose (Branta canadensis)

[leolaroot]

the episode naming convention is really good bc its an instantly recognisable format and yiu can do anything with it. mr monk has gay sex? episode title. Mr Monk and the dracula. well i assume in that one he met a dracula. Mr monk gets nastyyyyyy and shakes his ass on instagram live

[leolaroot]

mr monk is lactating

[alyssadrawing]

the koi in the koi pond waiting for you to feed them the food pebbles

[flightyfinch]

i think about this post at least once a week