[dailyphantomhands]

William Finley as Winslow Leach

[garaks-padded-cell]

Me on youtube as my food gets cold

[browningtons]

lmao bruh

[lowpawly]

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

[triangleguy]

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[officialboredom]

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

[tuulikki]

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

[weirdstrangeandawful]

Much like Springfield before it, Seattle is one of the few major cities in the world with a monorail. That, combined with a more conventional light rail system, makes Seattle the rare U.S. city with two different types of train for public transportation. On Tuesday night, the rail system briefly had a third: a Mazda CX-5.

https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a71483251/mazda-driver-seattle-pulls-into-elevated-train-station-on-tracks/

[nicky999doors]

[lichen-bones]

scribbling the heron 🌿

[pagerunner-j]

Somebody please give the WSDOT social media folks a raise.

[hahanothanks]

Seriously, they are the best. They keep me informed and entertained.

That is Greg the Geoduck, btw. Official WSDOT representative.

[pagerunner-j]

Pronounced "gooeyduck," for the uninitiated. They're a type of clam. (Largest burrowing clam in the world!) And yes, they really do look like...that.

They just usually don't have little hats. But Greg's safety-minded. Clearly.

[conzoop]

The purpose of a berry is what it does

[otterjpg]

OP of the most mediocre post youve seen this Tuesday, gleefully screenshotting a tag which says 'investing at 6 notes' and typing out a faux "no you can't DO this to me" in a reblog

[rosepaya]

[sacred-portal]

[flimflix]

[monsterlets]

[dragongirlsweetie]

this shit is everything to me man. i'm gonna fucking give birth to you

[maxxie-or-smth]

i cannot kill myself because there is music

[cherrybonerot]

[whitemacklemore]

BLACK EYED PENIS ELEMENTAL ABILITYS

[spiralfucker]

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

[pansydivided]

im fascinated by this. how much can you tell about the christian sex store without doxxing yourself i need to know more

[threedollarsdotcom]

top ten hi moments that will have you helloing