The Blog Where I Blog About Stuff

The blog where I blog about, mostly teeth honesty... (This is more of my personal blog while the 422 blogs are where I do the posting and obsessing. If you found this blog through a comment I left or an ask I made about cod/arcane/heated rivalry) you’re looking for the 422 blogs not this one. But feel free to stick around if you don’t mind a little confusion!) NOT a minor!

[eaveplzzz]

Specific fandom stuff happens over in my side blog @4me2knowandyou2wonder

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[brothermouse-skeleton]

Stratt is the funniest bitch in the project on purpose. When she makes a joke she 100% meant to do that and she knows that it's the funniest shit ever, even if everyone is too intimidated to laugh.

Grace is the funniest bitch in the project by accident. He's used to being around kids so he's forgotten that filters are a thing and just says the first, dumbest joke that pops into his head. He has no control over it. Nobody makes him feel bad about it because they're afraid of what Stratt will do if they hurt his feelings.

Rocky is the funniest bitch on the Hail Mary because he's been alone in space for years and has probably gone insane, sane, and then insane again. He's 10-20% worried that Grace is just a vivid hallucination and treats him accordingly.

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 17

Michael Shelly/ The Distortion (The Magnus Archives)

Mettaton (Undertale)

Voting ended onJun 22

Michael art by @mangozic

[eaveplzzz]

Bird names that work as pet names

-Starling (sounds like darling)

-Dove (fun, can be modified to cuckoo-dove)

-Catbird (for when they’re doing something mischievous)

-Emu (just sounds cute)

-Agile tit-tyrant. (Self explanatory)

[amarkaa]

More of sillies

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

Stratt: Oh no.

Stratt: I don’t have the time or emotional capacity to be sad or stressed about this.

Stratt: GRACE!

Grace: On it!

Grace: *starts sobbing and going into a full panic attack*

[eaveplzzz]

Grace, back on Earth for some reason, failing to re-screw the caps onto his interview-provided water bottle over and over again cause he is now used to lefty-tighty.

[sniffanimal]

how am I gonna be an optometrist about this

[abalidoth]

and if you close one eye

can you tell me what's the symbol on row four

and if you close one eye

I prescribe you one diopter more

[yamada-ryo]

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

[retroactivebakeries]

[deviantplum]

Me reading "CNC": Consensual non-consent

Me reading "water jetting and steel screeching": oh so it's really niche consensual non-consent

[the-babble-fish]

backrooms movie but its just clark going through and unplugging shit to save on his electricity bill

[naturalpr3y]

Myilya

[saewokhrisz]

senki se menekül

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[eaveplzzz]

There should be a button when you send an anon ask to allow the person to reply to you directly.

[kosmogrl]