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I am developing a gay hookup app with roguelike and deckbuilding elements
she zydrate on my anatomy until I come in a little glass vial or whatever
A little glass vial?
a little glass vial
poem i wrote for @montereybayaquarium and @mbari-blog's winter art theme. (day 11's theme was precious, which is exactly how i felt about these kids.)
full poem text underneath the cut.
based on my very real experience of working at an underfunded elementary school and being the under-trained lead teacher for a week while they learned about the ocean.
quit your job
join my band of mercenaries
How's the dental?
you can have all the teeth you can carry
*Scrolls past*
*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
hehehe
scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon
antlered flutter flies (toxonevra superba) | this_mama_fetz on ig
this is what moose look like right after they hatch
well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.
do not 10k me stop that
*clicks reblog* your old friend, the conses of your quences, sends their regards
saw a woman comforting her sobbing child saying “i already told you, you have to keep looking forward, looking back just gets you hurt” and i thought she was sharing a beautiful life lesson about the importance of letting go of regret and resentment. but it turns out the kid just wasn’t looking where he was going and ran into a wall
has anyone ever tried putting raw eggs in the detergent slot on the washing machine and olive oil in the fabric softener slot to make clothes mayonnaise
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
@bigfoots-biggest-fan hey can you make this downloadable???? i want it on my mp3 thinger, it slaps
idk if there's anyone on this hellsite that HASN'T listened to this yet, but this is the gay bar anthem I've been dreaming of.
My latest cartoon for New Scientist.
The artist Paweł Ponichtera seems to have inexplicably dedicated a massive amount of time and effort to hyper-detailed and hyper-accurate illustrations of chinchillas engaged in historical fencing, many with clear and specific reference to particular historical treatises. So, I give you:
Hans Talhoffer Chinchillas
Harnisfechten Chinchillas
Joachim Meyer Longsword Chinchillas
Fantastical Snail Marginalia Chinchillas
Olympic Epee Chinchillas
Salvator Fabris Rapier-in-the-Nude Chinchillas
Napoleonic Saber Chinchillas
Arabic Shamshir Chinchillas
18th Century Smallsword Chinchillas
I.33 Sword and Buckler Chinchillas
I own a print of the Harnisfechten chinchillas! The one on the left is in a classic Fiore High Serpent from his half sword section
Grabs you by the hips real sexy and pulls you into the paper shredder with me
When I was a very suicidal trans activist in Texas, Benjamin Sisko saying “sure, you would [die for your people]. Dying gets you off the hook. The question is: are you willing to live for your people?” changed and possibly saved my life. It’s up there with “if we are going to be damned, let us be damned for who we really are” from Picard. Star Trek not only shows us a better world, it teaches us how to make it there
Oh this Benjamin Sisko quote has also saved me. Space Dad is always ready to find the joy too, no matter how bad it got.