Random musings

Whatever happens, happens. Where life is nothing more than a really bad sit com

[hyenaswine]

we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland

[hyenaswine]

oh there's a third! bland, new south wales!

[catcups]

[retrogamingblog2]

[wickedsirdrake]

Episode 1 was something

[memewhore]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

[peripetyy]

Plotting, scheming, etc.

[blueandbluer]

I am weeping 😂🤣😂🤣

[lostinhistory]

Chaos baby

[somecunttookmyurl]

one of my favourite things about my boyfriend is that he's 6'4 but convinced he is a normal sized person and this does not constitute "tall"

once, if not twice, a week the card game shop he plays digimon at upload a top-4 photo best described as "gandalf and the hobbits" and every time he is genuinely baffled as to why he looks like that

[somecunttookmyurl]

told him i made this post and he's still insistent that he isn't tall

bf: i'm not tall! i feel like everyone i see is around the same height as me. like people in the street

me: they aren't

bf: but i can see their faces! if i'm looking at their faces they must be the same height

me: you're looking down slightly babe

bf: why would i do that

me: because you're tall

[somecunttookmyurl]

incidentally the fact i am 5'5 also comes as a shock to him at least once a day and then he inevitably asks if i'm "normally that short"

[somecunttookmyurl]

if you lean in real close you can hear his singular brain cell bouncing around like a windows screensaver

[roskapanda]

Has your boyfriend got his eyesight checked? Bc when I don’t wear my glasses I’m nice and close to the ground but when I do it’s HOLY SHIT WHY AM I THIS TALL, I’M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS, HELP ME time and it’s genuinelly terrifying.

[somecunttookmyurl]

he wears glasses he's just dumb

[somecunttookmyurl]

update to this post from yesterday:

bf: apparently only 7% of people are over 6' tall me: yes........? bf: that isn't very many. am i tall? me: i cannot believe we are having this discussion again. yes. you are tall. you are still tall. you were tall yesterday. you will be tall tomorrow bf: oh my god i'm tall aren't i me: my love the netherlands is the tallest country in the world and even there average male height is 6' 0.5". you are tall by "kingdom of giants" standards, even. but we live on "shortarse island", so... bf: AM i tall though me: you are 6ft 4

[somecunttookmyurl]

he is he's very pretty

[teacupsandtimelords]

Can he make spinach puffs? Asking for irrelevant reasons....

[somecunttookmyurl]

having watched emperors new groove (it's my favourite) he does understand this reference but also he really loves cooking so you saying this has now prompted him to look up how to make spinach puffs

which is to say that yes, he is kronk

[somecunttookmyurl]

#op i hope you realize everyone wishes to be you

i have a variation of this conversation almost every day of my life so are you like. sure.

[echolalaphile]

Now I'm imagining him putting out the garbage like

[somecunttookmyurl]

oh i'm pretty sure he's done this at least once going to the bin cupboard. probably.

[churrotowns]

alex hirsch going rogue… king shit

[wilwheaton]

“Some people”, namely “some very weak and easily frightened men”.

[todaysbird]

IT’S TIME

[sixpenceee]

One shoot film | source

[basically-deactivated55-deactiv]

Not Encanto but just omg

[fiadh-bell-deactivated20260121]

holy crap

[halorvic]

how have you been?

[halorvic]

Update:

[halorvic]

—-

🎉

[theyshapedlikefriends]

Not a plush toy (but still plush related) But IKEA Japan got an IKEA Shark mascot

Indeed friend shaped

(source)

[theyshapedlikefriends]

I missed the best photo

[skyberia]

best part is if you meet him he gives you his business card

(source)

[hornetstabber]

genuine super weebs will call you enjoying fuckin like, cowboy bebop or jojo or whatever middling and entry level then proceed to recommend you 'show #278 about cutesy shrill girls with rainbow hair doing boring shit' as if it's an upgrade with a completely straight face

[hornetstabber]

lost 4 followers for this one

[hornetstabber]

genuine super weebs will call you enjoying fuckin like, cowboy bebop or jojo or whatever middling and entry level then proceed to recommend you 'show #278 about cutesy shrill girls with rainbow hair doing boring shit' as if it's an upgrade with a completely straight face

[hornetstabber]

lost 4 followers for this one

[quarryknightcosplayandcustoms]

I made another comic

[letsgayguys-blog]

Godamnit this has me cr y in g

[shadescootalo-deactivated202509]

The skeleton is like do you mind

[memewhore]

[nattousan]

THIS IS SO OVER THE TOP HELLO??? WHO ARE YOU???

[i-am-my-ancestors-abandoned-blog]

animal rights "activists" are always hating on arctic natives

Inuit eat many animals but they get the most hate for eating beluga whale even though they do not kill many of them, they use all the parts of the animal, therefore, honoring it, they don't eat them every day, and the beluga isn't endangered.

Sami get most hate for eating reindeer even though, we don't eat them every day, we also use all the animal that we can, and we only kill what we absolutely need.

Nonmeat food is very hard to get in arctic places, so we eat what we can and have always eaten.

You may not eat meat but you have absolutely no right to force others not to especially if they indigenous. Indigenous people have been humanely eating meat for thousands of years and haven't harmed the population of those animals.

Industrial meat companies are horrible but we don't contribute to that. If you want to make valuable change for the environment, focus the energy that you didn't waste on telling indigenous people to give up their culture (that has already been taken away from us) and instead focus it on big corporations that are actually harming the environment.

[self-loving-vampire]

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

[octopuscato]

This was physically painful to watch.