decrepit ancient being

the blogger formerly known as a weed smoking whore who will fuck for drugs

[maidthings]

im generally not a very jealous person so i am feeling lots of brand new emotions right now

[demilypyro]

i'm an expert on being jealous you can ask me anything you're confused about

[maidthings]

how do i kill everything thats ever lived

[bestfrozentreats2]

Jimi Hendrix lists his Loves and Hates for teen mag Jackie, 1967

(via George Henderson)

[bippus]

Worthless fucking life of mine

[sandsvendor100]

Ugh - - Fucking Tell Me

[canmking]

T u p a c

[paprikatupp]

IRS Free Online Tax Preparation Feedback Survey

IRS Free Online Tax Preparation Feedback Survey

For anyone in the US, the IRS just dropped a survey asking if people would like to file for free. People should take the survey!

[aethersea]

this is quick and it is simple, and it looks like something the IRS is putting out so they can say "see, the public wants a free, easy tax filing service! please give us funding for this!"

the questions are basically "if you could file your taxes easily for free online, would you? would you rather do it with the IRS or with a private company? are you ok with the IRS spending $20 on processing your return (you still pay nothing, it is still free)?"

basically they're asking "do you want us to spend your tax dollars on making it easy for you to file your taxes for free?"

[specialagentartemis]

This is official and real. US taxpayers: Tell them you want this!

[nonbinary-octopus]

this survey also does not ask for any personal information

[huffylemon]

[nyx-sky]

Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear bro

[dandelionmoss]

person whose birthday is coming up: yeah i'm like a bodhisattva now. i don't really "want" things. yeah i've renounced all earthly desires. so no i don't know what i want for my birthday

[girlnumbers]

hi can we play staring and breathing together

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

a sense of calm pervades the shelf stable aisles of the supermarket, quite different to the desperate urgency of perishables

[ewaneneollav]

[revedas]

No problem, Mr. Wonder, take your time.

[sacred-portal]

[casperscareschool]

[neilcromancer]

coming home after a long and difficult shift at the disease factory

[sacred-portal]

[sacred-portal]

[strollgeant]

we saw you from across the bar and you looked really anxious. can you tell us five things you can see, four things you can hear. okay good, we’re glad you’re okay. do you wanna come home with us and have a threesome?