Based on a bad pun

Icon by heroad !!

[ankle-beez]

What the fuck

[starlightandtears]

I cannot believe….

[sunwukxng]

y'all are messing with the nature of things!!!

[marsapartment]

[waggtoon]

Donald Duck with a normal voice will always feel unnatural and wrong.

[cyberlink420]

[palmpetals]

based on ectoviolet’s hc where instead of a honeymoon, blue initially took red to alola so he could propose but after numerous failed attempts red saves the day

[buffdaddylayton]

[princerook]

C R Y I N G OMG

[loki-cat2]

I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND

HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE SPIDERMAN PICS

[triggafiasco]

OH OH OHHH! I have some!!  

[ralaferinmoved-blog]

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

oh shit not this fucking bullshit again oh my god jfklsdjflkj

[amarilloo]

THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM! 

[frickingrimesarchive]

HOLY FUCK HE’S BACK OMG

I’M ACUTALLY CRYING HERE OH GOD

[wondermagician-deactivated20160]

can’t forget these

[spacespite]

upatnightwiththestars

[thestuffofstraws]

[swiftwidget]

And the Spider-Man voice actor read these in character. 

More than one!

[kylerinvention-deactivated20180]

HE’S BACK.

[raven-rein-deactivated20171226]

Modern/Age Gap/”I’m not kissing you until you’re legal” AU

(The Odazai tag is so lonely lately…. here, have something to brighten it up.)

[andhumanslovedstories]

This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

[ariaste]

KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?

[cornchipz-revival]

Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend

[ruby--wednesday]

where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?

[hotidiotsoup]

fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.

[thats-what-sidhe-said]

And the King James Bible was translated with the most homophobic interpretations possible as a way of getting back at the King. It is not the only Bible that American Christians read (for one, it’s a Protestant Bible, so Catholics don’t use it, for two, it’s not a very good translation) but it is the Bible used by evangelical Christians in the U.S., in some cases the ONLY Bible permitted for a congregation.

So if you see someone shouting Bible verses at you or waving signs at you, remember they are the spiritual descendants of King James’s enemies. Tell them to go fuck themselves and go make your boyfriend a Duke.

[tpfnewsdesk-deactivated20181216]

Texas Gay Man Who Fought Marriage Ban Running for State Senate

First Virginia, then Alabama—now hopefully Texas

A Texas gay man who sued to bring down the state’s ban on same-sex marriage has announced he will be running for state senate in 2018.

If elected, Mark Phariss would be Texas’s first openly gay state senator. 

Phariss said he was inspired to put forth his candidacy after recent election victories by Democrats in Virginia and Alabama. He also promised that he plans to be a representative to all Texans within his district—regardless of how they feel about his sexuality.

“I’m absolutely gay. There is no way to hide that,” Phariss said, according to the Dallas Morning News. “But I’m running as a Texan, and I will absolutely represent every constituent in my district if I win. So even those who vote against me — even those who vote against me because I’m gay, I will want to listen to them and represent them.”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Everyone living in Texas who wants their state to be a good place: get out and vote for this man

[flavoracle]

Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.

I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.

[yd12k]

The dads are evolving

[werewolfpresident]

They have learned our technology, they control our communication

[tashabilities]

DO NOT GIVE MONEY TO THE RED CROSS.

www.mariafund.org goes directly to the front lines in Puerto Rico,

And http://www.topos.mx/ gets money into the right hands in Mexico. 

[oockitty]

Oops. @itsalburton

[azure-dreamer-deactivated202003]

ASK THE BLOGGER

‼ - real name?

✺ - eye color?

✁ - hair?

☿ - zodiac sign?

☃ - tall/short?

❅ - any sports?

✈ - hobbies?

❤ - single/taken?

ツ - any pets?

☂ - favorite season?

✐ - fave types of movies?

❣ - how would it be your ideal date?

☣ - phobias?

☠ - fears?

✘ - hates?

° - ever were close to death?

♧ -….. on drugs?

♠ -…..smoked?

♦ -…..had alcohol?

❥ - sexual orientation

♚ - favorite eye color?

♛ - favorite hair color?

♪ - music you like?

✌ - favorite bands/ singers?

♒ - fave animes?

❦-.fave characters?

✿ - fave kind of clothing?

ღ - mottos?

✬ - photo of me?

[wistfulwisp]

Send me some @tranquilsuggestion and get to know me a little better

[amascomet]

[ankle-beez]

THIS FUCKING SHOW IS GOING AFTER EVERYBODY AT THIS POINT AND I LOVE IT

[anothercleverjedimindtrick]

damn

[yungtoothpic]

[thebaldandthebraless]

I’m wylin off the fact they did that scene😂😂

[cartnsncreal]

Forever21 selling a design that ^^this young woman created without her permission. 

REBLOG this yall. 

Exportation of blacks design… #Racism

Also make sure that you buy the real shirt at https://word.agency/shop/

[anorable]

shounen tropes: the tournament arc, the training arc, the rival’s betrayal arc, the dark-tone-shift arc, war arc, rescue arc

shoujo tropes: the love triangle, the Christmas party, white day/valentines day, the class trip, the class president voting, the school club arc, the sport’s/school festival arc

overlapping tropes, somehow: the beach episode

[hoodie-jpg-deactivated20200218]

Hurricane Irma threatens Puerto Rico with 6-month blackouts

Experts say the local public utility was "running on fumes" even before hurricane Irma and tropical storm Jose approached.

Hey, guys! This probably breaks my aesthetic, but I don’t care.

On top of the IMMENSE economic and human loss that Puerto Rico will face after Hurricane Irma:

Puerto Rico is about to lose power for 6 months. Yes, no electricity for six months. SIX MONTHS.

180 DAYS.

YOU KNOW THAT SONG SEASONS OF LOVE FROM RENT? YEAH, THINK OF 525,600 MINUTES CUT IN HALF.

262,800 MINUTES.

15,768,000 SECONDS. NO ACCESS TO ELECTRICITY, TELEVISION, AIR CONDITIONING, HEATING, THE INTERNET, PHONES, RADIO, NOTHING. 

PLEASE donate anything you can here. 

You can also donate to the following organizations:

Mercy Corps

OneBlood (blood donation)

UNICEF

If you can’t contribute financially or with blood, PLEASE REBLOG! 

[shelgon]

This dude is Ash’s Dad or he survived Voldemort twice

[sixthrock]

imagine finding out your dad abandoned you for twenty years to go to Hawaii and get a job making tiny cars for bugs

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Australian Surfer Dude vs Californian Surfer Dude

fight

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

[yesterdaysprint]

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, December 22, 1908

[thebohemiancircus-deactivated20]

Reblog to have a good natured bartender to give you $75. 

[strawberryshortcakekitten-deact]

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

[technicallythearical]

This is so sweet actually

[guy]

i just made bird noises