Bird Nest

NSFW sideblog / ultimate mega ultra jaytim trash.

[skookumthesamoyed]

My brother was having a bad day yesterday and asked if he could come pet the dogs. I think they helped him feel better :) There’s something about burying your face in that fluff that makes it hard to keep having a bad day…

[art--woonz]

Instagram: @artwoonz Twitter: @artwoonz_ By: failunfailunmefailun

[unlocklist]

Original Vine

Tim makes a Vine account (ft. Damian)

[microwavedsoda-deactivated20240]

Tim’s Clone: Shoot him! He’s the imposter!

Jason: There’s only one way to settle this

*pours a Red Bull, Monster, and three 5 Hour Energy’s into a pot of coffee*

Jason: Drink it

Tim’s Clone: *sweats nervously*

Tim: *chugs it in 0.5 seconds*

Jason: Gotcha, bitch

[incorrect-batfamily-quotes]

Mornings at the Manor…

Jason: *munching on strawberry-flavored Poptarts*

Tim: *staring blankly ahead*

Jason: *waves a hand in front of his brother’s face*

Tim:

Jason: *snaps his fingers*

Tim:

Jason: *tips the big mug of coffee over, spilling its contents*

Tim: *slowly turns his head to face Jason*

Jason: You’re being so quiet. Are you upset or are you just rebooting?

[meemomo]

同人誌用の奥付英語

海外の同人ユーザーも増えてきた昨今、同人誌の奥付の禁止事項くらいは英訳が必要かな…と思い、Twitterの海外フォロワーさんの協力を仰ぎ注意文英訳を作成しました。 参考になれば幸いです。 ※ あくまで参考用です。自由に改変して頂いて問題ありません。 ※利用報告などもいりません。ご自由にどうぞ。 ※@kyrynyu さまがハングル訳を作成してくださいました！ありがとうございます。 　必要な方はこちらも併せてご確認下さい。

〔日本語文・英文・ハングル文〕

この本は公式設定に準拠していません。（個人の妄想です） This book doesn’t follow canon. 이 책은 공식 설정을 따르지 않습니다. (개인의 망상입니다.)

※補足 『canonは語源がキリスト教用語であるので、以下の方が適切ではないか』 This book is a fan-work, which does not represent any official point of view. （この本はファンが作ったものであり、公式の見解を示すものではありません） というご指摘を頂きました。ニュアンスの違いもあるかと思いますので、この部分についてはご自身が適切だと思う方をお使いください。 

以下の行為はご遠慮ください。 I wholly prohibit the following acts concerning this book:  이하의 행위는 삼가 주세요.

・ウェブサイトや各種SNS上にアップロードする ・Uploading on website or any other social media.  ・각종 웹사이트나 SNS에 업로드

・オークション（ヤフオク、eBayなど）への出品 ・Putting up for auction (such as Yahoo! auction,eBay).  ・경매 사이트에 출품

・転売 ・Resale ・(개인 판매용 블로그 등에서의) 재판매

ご協力ありがとうございます。 Thank you for your cooperation 협조해 주셔서 감사합니다.

※補足 ”canon”は “規範・基準”のような意味がありますが、ここでは”原作での設定”という意味で使っています。

〔英文コピペ用〕

This book doesn’t follow canon. （※もしくは This book is a fan-work, which does not represent any official point of view. も有り ）

I wholly prohibit the following acts concerning this book: ・Uploading on website or any other social media. ・Putting up for auction (such as Yahoo! auction,eBay). ・Resale

Thank you for your cooperation.

〔ハングル文コピペ用〕

이 책은 공식 설정을 따르지 않습니다. (개인의 망상입니다.)

이하의 행위는 삼가 주세요.

각종 웹사이트나 SNS에 업로드

경매 사이트에 출품

(개인 판매용 블로그 등에서의) 재판매

협조해 주셔서 감사합니다.

〔問い合わせ〕

間違い、改善した方がいい点など、ご指摘あれば

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へメンションいただくか、もしくはタンブラーからメッセージ下さい。 皆さんの同人ライフがより充実することを願って…

〔更新情報〕　 2016/06/05  ・eBayを追記、英文修正

2016/06/06  ・ハングル訳を追記（ありがとうございます！）、英語補足を追記

[talk-like-june]

credits to heyzineb on instagram if used!

[ripshroud]

*sherlock bbc theme played in the distance*

[lanternwisp]

pls take a moment to look at Dick teaching baby Tim about charm, money and business for the greater good

[sohotthateveryonedied]

I love this panel so much because really, Dana?

You think this boy could have possibly lost his virginity??

The boy who worries he could get someone pregnant by holding hands?

The boy who had Rose Wilson show up naked in his bed and he actually put her in handcuffs just to keep her away from him?

The lawful good boy who got taken to a bar by his older brother and ordered a coke?

Are you sure this boy could possibly be corrupted, Dana?

Are

You

Sure

[captainjacksduckies]

@trickstershinigami Tim Drake the Virgin appreciation post

[mamalazzer]

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (deleted scene)

Seriously though, this scene. WHY DID THEY DELETE THIS SCENE?

[astolat]

And as they went away with Luke letting Han’s hand trail out of his, I thought, “…as though millions of Han/Luke shipper voices suddenly cried out and were silenced.”

[mamalazzer]

[suburbanforestwitch]

In all my days I’ve never shipped this till…

[stephrc79]

Welp, if I didn’t ship it before…

[the-cimmerians]

True story from ancient fandom corner: people did ship it, and that shit was stomped on harder than any slash has ever been stomped on. There were lawsuits. SW slash went WAY underground–even in the days when all slash was underground. There were ‘zines, but they were precious as carbuncles and basically if you had one or wrote in one you were like a fucking badass slash bandit.

[mugwort-slumgullion]

I may have reblogged this before but I am compelled to do so again.

[thacmis]

the way luke appears to look at han’s lips at the end… the pining look on his face…?!?!?

[heroko-deactivated20241228]

[666grl]

i literally just SCOWERED the fucking internet for this just so i could say “me tomorrow preparing for the lame nye party im goin to”

[kingevangelista]

LEAVE BUBBLES ALONE

[baypearl]

Welcome to another “my best friend and I send each other headcanons” this time featuring the Batman Lego Movie somehow followed by a discussion of Talia? I don’t know how that happened

[michellepsychologist]

I love seeing these things, don’t you

[sosodebb-deactivated20190324]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[comic-canary]

Rebloging to make the world a little brighter by these amazing heroes

[weloveshortvideos]

[2-bloom-deactivated20200706]

oh my God

[queersamus]

this is the exact opposite of that video of the spiders in the big mass that starts swarming when the dude touches it

[disgustinganimals]

You brought this on yourself lady.

[charpng]

he LOVES his weird robot dog

[positivelycrippled]

[weaverworks]

Touche

[isaia]

I was not prepared for this level of smackdownHD.gif