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Magma River, Hawaii

It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.

We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy

who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,

who talks to sea creatures,

who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)

which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative

with an army of sharks

And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength

… I’m just saying

cuddlyplaguedoctor

So what you’re saying is, basically, Aquaman is a Barbie Princess. Fair enough.

moonlightsdreaming

Twisted Disney by Kasami-Sensei

pocmemes

My mom would beat my ass if i used her pans for this

artandsuchevan

“Life’s Lil Pleasures” by Evan Lorenzen

quatara-moved

i dont wanna see despacito anymore. i dont wanna see the word anymore. government ban this word/song and then fall please.

gryffon

was driving with my girlfriend and spotted a vulture with a broken wing standing on the side of the road. there was an animal hospital nearby with a wildlife unit so we pulled over and picked it up and drove it to tufts. i think its got a good chance at survival and it feels good to have been able to make the call and help an injured wild animal out

gryffon

the funniest part of this was showing up at the Tufts emergency room with all these average folks with their dogs sitting politely on leashes in the waiting room and us being two very sweaty, disheveled haggy dykes who are bursting in and nearly running up to the desk holding a vulture in nothing but our bare hands and the look of extreme shock and horror on everybody’s face