*Gay Robot Noises*

Idk how I ended up here | (she/her) | horny robot catgirl | I post shit sometimes | pfp by @lerkmaw

[lumsel]

so it turns out that chemical runoff from ai datacenters is causing chromosomal defects in sheep populations, causing something like 95% of affected sheep to be born female

[lumsel]

that's right: ai is to blame for the ram shortage

[escuerzoresucitado]

[neolesbian]

did she learn nothing from jfk

[getanewcomputer]

i’ve waited years to post this gif and nows the opportunity because it’s so fucking funny and i forgot where it came from

[jjs-sweet-brain-eating-parasite]

[shegayonmygirl]

hey I heard that me groping your tits makes them bigger. we should try it.

[shegayonmygirl]

reblog to grope prevs tits

[shadowblade8192]

tis the season

[thedeliaishere]

I keep seeing 男 next to all these pictures of cute girls in cute outfits looking embarrassed. I skipped a day in Japanese class though so I don't know what it means.

[shruggingcutely]

You combine 田 (ricefield) and 力 (power) and get 男 (proletariat)

The girls yearn for the revolution

[angel-advise]

can i get an amen break burger

[eggboob]

here you go & have a great burgrer

[angel-advise]

this post is worth more than your entire gimmick blog

[gits-lits]

when the pony porn artists post applejack in an american flag bikini on july 4th

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

[b0tster]

fuck america :)

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[computerwitch]

Robot girl, feeling frisky:

Oh my gosh, I feel like we're really connecting, and I honestly trust you so much. Would you mind if like... I shared my private key with you?

The CompSci major she was flirting with, about to lose her mind:

ABSOLUTELY DO NOT DO THIS.

[rook-jemmy]

"becomes" 🤨🙄

[rook-jemmy]

portal 2 is an american gothic horror story about an incredibly traumatized and exploited girl who was forced into a perpetual hell of servitude by the forces of capital and infinite growth. portal 2 is about how science owes its greatest achievements to women who never received any credit or control over the industries that they created. portal 2 is about how tech companies dehumanize and exploit feminized labor. portal 2 is about physically exploring a woman's repressed memories and realizing she was right to kill all those people with deadly neurotoxin. portal 2 is about fighting the piece of you they created to keep you weak and easy to control, ripping it out, and sending it to the fucking moon. portal 2 is about helping your traumatized girlfriend come to grips with her violent past. portal 2 is about how tech CEOs are so fucking stupid they would probably die from snorting moon rocks. portal 2 is about rape and exploitation and capitalism and vivisection and everything that would make you go 'ewwie' if it wasnt happening to a gigantic robot

[oidial]

'i've been letting myself go' because you're fatter? go where? the awesome factory?

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

[echoarbiter]

Do not accept head from a cat girl she'll sand that shit smoothe off