Halloween is a Lifestyle

30s, she/it, gay af

[escuerzoresucitado]

[boycreature12-deactivated202602]

oughgh my bed… ohohib boy my bed..

[k-mraz]

biting is a common courting behavior in reptiles

[storyweavingspider]

FUCKIN YURTLE THE TURTLE IS DEAD YALL

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

[dead-boysss]

The what???

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch.

[dead-boysss]

???

[peachfromcmbyn]

I don't know what to tell you man.

[queermystic]

That was the exact thought process

[lumsel]

so it turns out that chemical runoff from ai datacenters is causing chromosomal defects in sheep populations, causing something like 95% of affected sheep to be born female

[lumsel]

that's right: ai is to blame for the ram shortage

[micamicster]

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

[captain-price-returns]

[katelyn-danger]

✈️✈️

[teomodo]

src

[shittalkingclassicliterature]

[intactics]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[hawfstuff]

[thickness-protection-program]

"just go to a food pantry"

"get a second job"

"start your own garden"

"stop buying name brand"

"don't get your nails done"

"learn to budget"

"live within your means"

Temporary individualistic fixes will never solve systemic issues! God forbid EVERYONE eats and not just me!!

[captain-price-returns]

I think this might be one of the most incredible, unsettling and symbolic photos of today’s America I’ve ever seen. I can’t stop looking at it. It’s perfect.

[segamascott]

[hustlerose]

spent all morning looking for the pic where someone is doing an absurdly bad job at the forced perspective "i'm holding the setting sun in my hand" shot. and the caption is smth like "a new day begins.... but why?"

like this

[somekindamutt]

I have this ?

[hustlerose]

THIS IS IT!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it