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Stories storyline and Idea (Will Edit Once I worked On Something) *edit 2*

Stories being worked on:

Goblet Musical 2/15

Chapter 1 & 2- complete

Chp3- Fight it out boys; Ron’s Heart and Harry’s Remorse

Might make it a two parter? Took me away but I now got a song for Harry. Yeah!

Chap4- Percy’s Fury, The Twins Fucked Up

This is now going to be a two parter with maybe another chp in between. Thinking of renaming it as Mother Bear’s Fury with Percy as the main character in this chapter. Maybe have Oliver? Make 4.5/5 as The Eye Of The Storm Thy Name Is Oliver? Weasley’s background and lore?

Ch5 - I Hate That Girl

That would be the song. Oc female x Oc female from the other schools. Ron making new friends? The excitement of the Yule Ball. More magic lore?

(Add more later)

Tiger Golem And Star Void 2/7

Chapter 1- complete

Chp2- complete (change the title and added another day)

Chp3- Enter From Stage Left Chuuya

Is in the present obviously. :p Dazai is on the prowl trying to figure out what’s going on. Flirty Atsushi, flirty Atsushi! Chuuya is here to mess with his dumb fish and make passes at kitty. Hints of Chuuatsu (Blue Sunset? Red Tiger? Lord Chaos? Like the first one better as a shipping name) meeting in France. Dazai finds out Chuuya gave Atsushi colored necklaces Day 16 Jealousy No WIP yet

Chp4- Added Chapter No Title Yet

Another hint at the past. Angry cat. The Mori deal’s aftermath. Unhinged cat. Death threats. Reason for Atsushi’s runner. Day 24 Broken and Day 22 Cold No WIP yet

Chp5- Dazai’s Truth Of The Heart

More flirty kitty. Dazai is confusion. ADA making more appearances? Naomi is not the sister? Kyouka is little sister? Lore?! shots shot shot everybody! Dazai is actually honest with himself Day 12 Affections and Day 2 Drunk Confession No WIP yet

Chp6- A Smile In The Dark Of The Tiger’s Eyes

Atsushi says suspicious and concerned things. Kitty knows things. Ranpo doesn’t know things? Unhinged kit-cat. Mistaken accusations? Day 25 Secret No WIP yet

Chp7- It’s Forever But Never The End

Last chapter. Open ending because stuff. Semi-confession? Agatha Christie throws the glove at Atsushi’s feet. She gets a slap with it. Atsushi gives no shit! Dazai is less confusion and wants to sleep Day 27 Love and Day 28 Future No WIP Yet

Stories I have ideas on

Reincarnation: Wally is reborn as Ron from Harry Potter. He is not going to follow any storyline and is ready to throw down at anytime. Taking reference from my Lily’s Ghost, Den Mother, Sacred 28 vs Sacred 28 (maybe?). Molly, Twins and Book/Movie Hermione Critical. GreenChess (aka ronarry) wishful birdflash

Regression: Wally goes back in time to the age of five. The age he first met The Flash. Now there’s two ideas for this. One which is like Wally’s Bird. He’s regress in a world like his old one but is born two years younger than his best friend. He finds out that it a bit darker because there was never a Robin to kick start the era of sidekicks. His bird is now a Talon that is very clingy. Works with old Batsy to save his bird. Will sass the bat at any given moment. Ends up with a Violet Ring of Love. So Star Sapphire Wally! (Ben 10 Anodite style powers! Like the hair! The hair was my favorite part of the alien lol) No speedster Wally. He missed the deadline of getting his powers because he was born too late. Trans Wally. Birdflash

Isakai: From Young Justice to before the Dc Son of Batman. So Flashpoint Paradox? I don’t know the correct timeline. *shrugs* Wally reappears in the Arctic but in a different universe. Lot darker because of the Flashpoint. He is very confuse but try’s to get around using everything he was taught by the Flashes, the Green Lanterns, Batman and Nightwing growing up. Gets a Job in Gotham because he believes that he’ll have a mental breakdown if he stays in Central or Keystone (the Twin Jewel Cities know by locals- I grew up calling them that and I will not stop). Woks at Wayne’s, meets Dick Greyson which causes heartaches, flirty Dick chasing after the guy will turn him down every time (it drives him mad because Wally is so familiar and being around him make him feel whole) and batclan breaking into his apt. He mets Tim and is shock how bad he is at self care. Horrified at how distant the batfam is. Is very close at throwing hands with Batman and Nightwing. (Can’t throw hands with Dick because he not suppose to know the bat secret.) Taking reference from Wally’s Favorite. The Pink Lantern Wally? Just like the one on top but still a speedster? Birdflash with hard to get Wally and pan disaster Dick.

PJO

The Moon And The Ocean Tide -Reincarnation/Regression: SI Oc from my ao3 story My New Life’s Crazy Adventure. I’m take the Oc name Echo and having her rebirth as a Demi Titian of the Moon Titan Selene that isn’t really powerful. Grew up at a round camper that bumps head with Annabeth over how to greet new campers. She goes by Usagi as a teasing nickname by those who watch Sailor Moon, not because she looks like her (she does not look like any of the characters. At all.) but because of her sign. Which looks like the silver-blue dreamworks logo, except with a female figure playing a traditional biwa. (She was also born with the last name Tsukino) Echo is the name she prefers, even though she is named Serenity which also doesn’t help. Percy has regressed into the younger version of himself at the beginning of his story. (More like after his school field trip) He is a jaded, has ptsd and grudge hold college student whose girlfriend broke up with him to focus more on her schooling. (He’s a bit bitter about it because he left his family for her, went on a shit quest for school recommendations and knows she was extremely possessive that fuck over his other relationship.) He played to the script as closely as he could, bypassing his time until he reaches Camp Half-Blood, until the scene on the bridge with Annabeth. Echo, being a fan of Percy/use to have a crush on him (so she says), steps up after his talk with the blonde. Not knowing he has regressed, she offers to show him the Camp Video and explains how the camp works. Percy is lowkey wary and guarded because he’s expecting for every thing to be the same with only him being different. He agrees and Echo is like a puppy as she babbles to the 12yr old about what her home for eleven years is. She also one of the people to actually helps him and talks to him as a person after his mark. (She also sides with Athena in his first war game because he asked her using a ‘I’m a newbie and feel more comfortable with a friend’ and even though she suspects him, she’s weak for him.) When he get his first quest, Annabeth demands to go like the first time but Percy sneers with a ‘He rather go with Echo’. Causing the girl to panic and say ‘No! I refuse to fuck the story!’. This outs her to him, which outs Percy to her. They make a deal that he goes on the quest like the original timeline and she becomes his eyes and ears at camp. DarkPercy. SI character. All books are on her. Refuse to rewrite Percy’s adventures. Slow burn between Percy & Echo?? Echo actually try’s to canon fix-it.

BSD

TTGASV: First side story of my BSD Dazatsu story. (For now) It how Chuuya and Atsushi met in France. Mostly of Atsushi longing for Dazai and missing his baby sister. Mentioning of sending gifts, postcards and word travel. Lore of our boy’s past lives. Mentions of vessels, human sacrifices and reborn gods. Headcanons at play. Pinning Dazatsu, Day 6 Home and Day 15 Book, and slow burn chuuatsu Slice of Life

Movie HP Characters reacting to My AU Memes?

One Piece

Zoro Was born in Aokigahara

Zoro Judgement of Sanji’s treatment of women 5 +1

Crossovers

Hp x Op= 3 Swords Demon And His Magical Son- 5yr Ron transporting to the Op world and getting raise by Zoro, Luffy and the other’s Straw Hats.

lavandermix

BAFFY WEEK 2026

I recently found this old draft for a Baffy Week that I wanted to do a long time ago, so I decided it was time to make it happen.

To give everyone who wants to participate time to prepare, (whether with fanart or fanfiction) I've set the date for the first week of February 2026.

From Monday 2nd to Sunday 8th.

Works can be SFW or NSFW, just keep in mind the corresponding tags and warnings.

For any social media, use #BAFFYWEEK2026.

For Ao3/Wattpad, use the tag BAFFYWEEK2026.

nomlioart

sorry for my lack of posts for the last while, i have too much on my mind before christmas. also i wouldn't be myself if i didn't post an angst comic right before christmas SOOOO enjoy 🥹

maraviri

https://archiveofourown.org/works/74712096

I'm not the best person at drawing, but when I read chapter 42 I had to get this out of my mind somehow, so after practically making a reference collage of Gen, I managed to come up with a sketch that I liked enough (it was like 4 hours on the internet just for the collage images). 🫣🫣🫣🫣

I feel like it was worth it; after the sketch, everything else was easier... so here's the result... read this fanfic, I love it 💖

akemi2003

Fic prompt #46

Dpxdc

Danny loves being a little shit. He can’t help it — it’s not only part of being a teenager (an undead ex-superhero teenager), but also part of being a ghost. It turns out ghosts aren’t malevolent; they’re just extremely petty and love getting on people’s nerves.

But as a halfa, Danny rarely has the time to indulge in that kind of behavior. Sometimes, sure — but never enough to get the tingle out of his system. Eventually, he ends up asking Clockwork for help.

Together, they come up with a very interesting and simple solution: Clockwork would message him random phrases to say — things that mean nothing to Danny, but for someone else, would make it seem like he knows what they’re thinking, knows about something embarrassing, or has noticed something they don’t want anyone to know.

The Batfam is terrified of him — and of whatever it is they think he knows.

—————

Danny quickly learns that the results are hilarious. A single, out-of-context sentence from him can make even the most stoic ghost—or human—go pale.

Clockwork insists it’s a harmless experiment in “social entropy.” Danny just calls it fun.

And really, it is. Watching Vlad choke on his wine because Danny casually mentioned “the pink tie from ʼ98,” or seeing Tucker squint suspiciously after Danny mutters “left pocket” during lunch, is enough to make the undead teen’s week.

Sure, he’s half-ghost, half-human, and full-time busy saving both worlds—but sometimes, a guy just needs a hobby.

A hobby that keep him very full even when he transfers to Gotham

——————

Danny’s first try at Clockwork’s little scheme in Gotham happens at a quiet café. He’s pretending to study — mostly doodling ghosts doing cartwheels — when his phone buzzes.

Clockwork: say “I told your mom about the glitter incident.”

Danny blinks, shrugs, and spots a small group sitting nearby. They look perfectly normal… or at least as normal as people in Gotham can look. Perfect targets.

He strolls past, flashing a casual grin. “I told your mom about the glitter incident,” he says.

Instantly, the table goes stiff. One freezes mid-sip. Another frowns so hard you’d think he just saw a ghost in his cereal. The third whispers frantically, “What glitter incident?”

Danny tilts his head innocently. “You know… the one from… uh… never mind,” he says, drifting away.

Clockwork texts:

Clockwork: they think you know everything.

Danny: i literally just made up glitter

Clockwork: chaos = perfect

Danny smirks, sipping his latte. Half-ghost, half-human, fully mischievous — and now, apparently, a master of terrifying strangers with nonsense.

akemi2003

The fight was over, Gotham was smoking, and the Batfam was in cleanup mode — bruised, exhausted, and pretending they hadn’t just faceplanted through half a parking lot.

Danny had only been there because his GPS led him to the wrong pizza place. He was about to head home when his phone buzzed.

Clockwork: say “So… the rubber duck thing actually worked this time?”

Danny frowned at the message. Weird, even for Clockwork. Still, harmless fun, right? He glanced across the street — at the group of costumed vigilantes standing in the debris — and shrugged.

“So…” he called out, voice casual, “the rubber duck thing actually worked this time?”

Instant chaos.

Red Robin froze mid-keystroke. Nightwing’s eyes went huge. Red Hood let out the most painful-sounding groan imaginable. Even Robin, who normally had the emotional range of a brick, looked mortified.

Batman, naturally, turned immediately toward them. “What did he mean by that?”

Four simultaneous, overlapping responses followed:

“Nothing!”

“Inside joke!”

“He’s mistaken!”

“Totally unrelated to anything we’ve ever done, sir!”

Batman’s eyes narrowed. “There was a ‘rubber duck thing’?”

“NO!” the entire team chorused, way too fast.

Across the street, Danny raised an awkward little wave. “Uh… good job tonight, I guess?”

They stared at him like he’d just threatened national security.

Batman turned back to the others. “Do we know him?”

“Random civilian,” Tim blurted.

“Total coincidence,” Dick added.

Jason muttered, “If he talks, we’re all doomed.”

Batman gave them a long, suspicious look before stalking off toward the Batmobile.

The second he was out of earshot, Dick hissed, “Why would you SAY that out loud in public?!”

Tim snapped, “I didn’t—he did!”

Jason growled, “If Bruce ever finds out what ‘rubber duck’ means, we’re all dead.”

Damian crossed his arms. “You deserve it for naming a stealth plan after bath toys.”

Meanwhile, Danny wandered away, checking his phone again.

Clockwork: they’re panicking.

Danny: i don’t even know what i said.

Clockwork: oh, it’s hilarious.

Danny: should i ask what it means?

Clockwork: only if you want to die confused.

Danny snorted into his soda. He had no idea what “the rubber duck thing” actually was — but given how red those vigilantes’ faces got, he was definitely going to text that phrase again.

—————————-

It had been three days since the incident.

Three days since some random college kid had casually dropped the phrase in public — the phrase that must never, ever reach Batman’s ears.

Nightwing was still haunted by it. Red Hood refused to talk about it. Tim had purged half the mission reports just in case, and Damian kept muttering about “the shame of associating with idiots.”

Unfortunately, Batman had questions.

They were gathered in the Batcave, surrounded by screens and tension, when Bruce finally said it.

“Tell me,” he began slowly, “what exactly was the ‘rubber duck thing’?”

Instant panic.

Dick laughed way too loudly. “Ha! Rubber ducks! You know, kids’ toys! Total coincidence, not a—uh—thing.”

Tim jumped in. “Exactly! We were just… testing… decoy tech! For stealth! You know, like how ducks—uh—float!”

Jason muttered, “Oh my god, you’re making it worse.”

Bruce’s eyes narrowed. “You named a stealth op after bath toys?”

“Technically,” Dick said, sweating, “you named it. We just… ran with it!”

That did not help.

And then, as if summoned by irony itself, a text pinged on the Batcomputer. Untraceable number. Unknown sender. Just one line:

So… are we doing the rubber duck thing again tonight? ;)

Tim went white.

Jason swore violently.

Dick looked like he was about to start praying.

Batman’s voice dropped to glacier temperature. “Who sent that?”

“Uh,” Tim croaked, “just a random… fan? Civilian? Definitely not related to us!”

“Find him.”

“NO!” Dick said too quickly. “I mean—uh—why waste resources, right? Harmless joke! Ducks! Totally normal!”

Bruce gave him the world’s longest, slowest, I-know-you’re-lying stare before turning back to the Batmobile.

“…We’ll discuss this later.”

The moment the elevator doors closed, the entire cave erupted.

Jason threw his helmet on the floor. “I’m gonna haunt that guy.”

Tim groaned into his hands. “He’s everywhere. His number’s untraceable. How is he doing this?”

Damian scowled. “Perhaps this is punishment for your idiocy.”

Dick sighed. “If Bruce ever finds out what it really means, we’re all grounded until the next century.”

Meanwhile, across Gotham, Danny was lying on his dorm bed, snickering at his phone.

Danny: they’re still freaking out about the duck thing, huh?

Clockwork: completely. it’s delightful.

Danny: can i send another one?

Clockwork: i was hoping you’d ask.

Danny grinned, typing another message with absolutely no idea that he’d just reignited a full-scale Bat-level panic.

——————————

Batman had him cornered.

Literally. One second Danny was walking out of a coffee shop, the next there was a six-foot shadow looming over him in an alley, cape and all.

“Daniel Fenton,” Batman said, voice low enough to rumble. “You’ve been sending coded messages to my team.”

Danny sipped his coffee. “Yup.”

Bruce paused. “You admit it?”

“Sure do.”

“…How?”

Danny just grinned. “Trade secret.”

That threw Batman for exactly half a second — no one ever called it that tone. “This isn’t a game.”

“Oh, it’s totally a game,” Danny said cheerfully. “You’re just losing.”

Batman took a slow step forward, the kind that made hardened criminals confess on the spot. “You will tell me how you know those phrases.”

Danny tilted his head, pretending to think about it. “Hmm… nah.”

Bruce’s eyes narrowed behind the cowl. “You’re playing with things you don’t understand.”

“Oh, I understand plenty.” Danny’s grin widened, just on the edge of smug. “Like the fact you really don’t want the others finding out what ‘the pink mug incident’ was.”

Batman froze.

“…What?”

Danny sipped his coffee again. “Oh, nothing. Just, you know… the mug. With the hearts. And the glitter paint.”

A long, tense silence followed.

Batman’s jaw clenched. “How do you know about that?”

Danny shrugged. “Like I said — trade secret.”

“…You will not repeat that to anyone.”

Danny’s grin turned absolutely devilish. “So it is true?”

The Batglare intensified. “Mr. Fenton.”

Danny leaned against the wall, utterly relaxed. “Relax, big guy. Your secret’s safe with me.” He winked. “Besides, I think it’s kinda cute.”

Batman stiffened. “We’re done here.” He turned abruptly, cape snapping as he vanished into the shadows — far faster than usual.

Up on a nearby rooftop, the Batfam had been eavesdropping the entire time.

Nightwing’s voice crackled through the comms. “…Did he just run away?”

Tim sounded horrified. “He never runs away.”

Jason snorted. “Okay, I need to know what the pink mug thing is.”

“Don’t,” Dick said flatly. “Some things are sacred.”

Damian frowned. “So Father once possessed a pink mug?”

Jason cackled. “Apparently one with glitter hearts.”

Tim groaned. “We’re all dead.”

Back on the street, Danny checked his phone.

Clockwork: excellent work. he’s off-balance.

Danny: what’s the pink mug thing?

Clockwork: oh, just a heartfelt gift from someone he refuses to acknowledge.

Danny: oh my ancients, that’s adorable.

Clockwork: isn’t it? now text him “don’t forget to use a coaster.”

Danny grinned wickedly. “On it.”

—————————

It had been months since the “Pink Mug Incident.”

Months since the Batfam had collectively decided never to speak of that weird kid again — or his terrifying ability to know things no one should.

Everyone had moved on.

…Except Tim Drake.

⸻

Downtown Gotham, Saturday Afternoon.

Tim was actually having a decent day for once. Civvies on, no patrols, no rogue alerts. Just a calm lunch with Bernard and a couple of friends from WE.

They’d just sat down when Bernard looked up and smiled. “Hey, isn’t that guy from your biochem class?”

Tim followed his gaze — and almost choked on his drink.

It was him.

Danny Fenton. The walking, talking secret detector.

He was standing at the counter, ordering coffee with that same unbothered grin.

No way. Tim slumped in his seat, trying to shrink behind the menu. “No. Not him. Not today.”

Bernard blinked. “What?”

“Don’t make eye contact. Don’t—oh Ancients, he’s coming this way—”

“Ancients?” Bernard repeated, confused.

“Just act normal,” Tim whispered, eyes wide.

Danny approached the next table over, carrying his coffee. He smiled at Bernard. “Hey, nice to see you again! Cute keychain, by the way. Didn’t think you’d put that one back on your bag after the ‘locker thing.’”

Bernard froze. “…What?”

Tim’s soul left his body.

Bernard blinked, confused. “How did you—wait, have we met?”

Danny tilted his head. “Hmm? Oh, maybe I saw you around campus.” He sipped his drink, perfectly casual. “Anyway, that was a wild day, huh?”

Bernard laughed awkwardly. “Yeah, totally—uh—” He turned to Tim. “Wait, did I tell you about the locker thing?”

Tim was pale. “No. No, you didn’t.”

Bernard frowned. “Oh. Weird.”

Danny smiled, friendly as ever. “Anyway, have a good one!”

And just like that, he was gone — out the door, walking away, whistling like the embodiment of chaos in a hoodie.

Bernard watched him go. “He seems nice.”

Tim stared blankly at his coffee. “He’s not. He’s a menace.”

Bernard laughed. “Tim, he just mentioned a keychain.”

Tim looked at him like he’d just said the Joker was “a little quirky.” “No. You don’t understand. He knows things. Personal things.”

Bernard grinned. “Like what, your secret identity?”

Tim froze. “…Why would you say that.”

“…Wait.” Bernard squinted. “Oh my god, do you have one?”

Tim slumped over the table. “I hate my life.”

⸻

That night, in the Batfam group chat:

Red Robin: he struck again.

Nightwing: bro.

Red Robin: he talked to Bernard.

Red Hood: oh no.

Red Robin: HE KNEW ABOUT THE LOCKER INCIDENT.

Robin: what locker incident.

Red Robin: THAT’S NOT THE POINT.

Batman: stop engaging.

Red Robin: YOU DON’T GET IT. HE’S EVOLVING.

⸻

Meanwhile, across the city, Danny was sitting on his dorm bed, giggling into his phone.

Danny: I said “locker thing.” You think he bought it?

Clockwork: he believes you are an omniscient being of embarrassment.

Danny: …so, success?

Clockwork: absolutely.

akemi2003

It started simple.

Bernard ran into Danny again one afternoon after class — same coffee shop, same easy grin. This time, Danny waved first.

“Hey, muffin guy!”

Bernard laughed. “You’re not seriously making that stick, are you?”

“Already did,” Danny said, sliding into the seat across from him. “You want the last chocolate one again?”

“…You’re dangerous,” Bernard said, but he smiled.

And just like that, it became a thing — casual coffees, quick lunches, the kind of effortless friendship that happens when two people are both a little too good at pretending everything’s fine.

Danny was funny, charming in an offbeat way. He had this energy — a mix of sarcasm and kindness that pulled people in. And he actually listened when Bernard talked.

But sometimes — just sometimes — he’d say something that made Bernard pause.

⸻

One afternoon, they were walking across campus when Bernard complained about his lab group.

“Every week, someone sets off the safety alarm. I swear, at this point it’s a tradition.”

Danny hummed thoughtfully, sipping his soda. “You’re not the one who tripped it last semester, right? During the… er, vinegar thing?”

Bernard stopped. “How do you—okay, that was one time.”

Danny grinned. “Lucky guess?”

“Yeah, right,” Bernard said, shaking his head, laughing it off — because what else could he do?

⸻

Another time, they were at the student union, and Bernard’s phone buzzed with a message. He frowned at it, typing quickly.

Danny tilted his head. “He texted again?”

Bernard blinked. “How’d you—”

“You made that face,” Danny said smoothly, smiling like it was the most normal thing in the world. “You always do when you get a text from him.”

Bernard laughed, flustered. “Do I?”

“Yeah,” Danny said, “but don’t worry. It’s cute.”

Bernard’s face went a little pink, and he looked away, smiling into his drink.

⸻

A few weeks in, they’d gotten close enough that Bernard started inviting him to hang out with his other friends. Danny got along weirdly well with everyone — like he already knew how to make each person laugh.

Tim hated it.

Every time Bernard mentioned “my friend Danny,” Tim’s stomach did a little flip.

Because he knew. He knew what Danny was. Not a ghost, not exactly, but something worse — a supernatural chaos gremlin who could reduce Batman himself to awkward silence.

And now he was bonding with Tim’s boyfriend.

⸻

It all came to a head one evening at Bernard’s apartment. Danny and Bernard were playing cards, chatting lazily.

Bernard laughed. “Okay, I have to know — how do you do that? You always call my bluff.”

Danny smiled, eyes gleaming. “Maybe I’m just good at reading people.”

Bernard smirked. “No, seriously.”

Danny leaned forward, elbows on the table. “You really wanna know?”

“Yeah.”

Danny lowered his voice, almost conspiratorial. “Okay. It’s because you twitch your left thumb when you’re lying. And you always look at your cards twice when you’re sure you’re gonna win.”

Bernard blinked. “That’s… actually true.”

Danny grinned. “See? Totally normal.”

⸻

Later that night, when Bernard mentioned Danny to Tim over dinner, Tim tried to play it cool.

“So, you’ve been hanging out with him a lot lately.”

“Yeah,” Bernard said. “He’s great! Weird, but great. You’d like him.”

Tim smiled thinly. “Oh, I bet I would.”

Bernard laughed. “What’s that tone supposed to mean?”

“Nothing,” Tim said quickly. “Just… be careful, okay?”

“Of what? He’s a sweetheart.”

Tim sighed. “That’s what he wants you to think.”

Bernard raised an eyebrow. “Tim, he brings me muffins and helps me study. He’s not an assassin.”

Tim muttered under his breath, “You’d be surprised.”

⸻

Meanwhile, back at his dorm, Danny texted Clockwork:

Danny: we’re friends now. mission accomplished?

Clockwork: almost. soon he’ll trust you completely.

Danny: and then?

Clockwork: then you tell him his plants are judging him.

Danny grinned. “Perfect.”

—————————

It started with lunch.

Bernard had texted Tim, asking if he wanted to grab a bite with him and “his friend Danny.”

Tim had almost typed absolutely not before remembering he couldn’t sound suspicious.

So he went.

It was supposed to be a casual lunch.

No costumes. No chaos.

Just three normal guys eating sandwiches.

Except the moment Tim saw Danny’s grin across the table, he knew fate hated him.

“Hey, Hoodie Boy,” Danny said cheerfully.

Tim inhaled sharply through his nose. “Hi, Danny.”

Bernard smiled between them. “You two still doing that weird energy thing?”

Danny just shrugged. “Must be static.”

Tim muttered, “Feels more like shock.”

⸻

They were halfway through their food when Bernard’s phone buzzed. He glanced at it and frowned.

“Hey, my friend Duke’s around the corner. Mind if he joins us?”

Before Tim could say no, Danny smiled. “Sure! The more, the merrier.”

Tim slumped. “Of course he is.”

Duke arrived a few minutes later, clearly not expecting to walk into a social minefield.

“Hey, guys—oh. You’re here.”

Danny waved. “Hey, sunshine boy! Haven’t seen you since that traffic-light thing!”

Duke froze mid-step. “…What traffic-light thing.”

Danny blinked. “Oh, sorry, thought you were someone else. You just have that ‘I fix things I shouldn’t have broken’ vibe.”

Bernard laughed. “Man, you are way too observant.”

Duke shot Tim a look.

Tim’s only reply was a long, slow blink that said please don’t start.

⸻

A few tables away, Dick and Jason sat disguised under baseball caps — “just keeping an eye on things,” as Batman put it.

“Do we have to do this?” Jason grumbled. “The kid’s harmless.”

“Harmless?” Dick whispered. “He broke Bruce with one sentence.”

Jason smirked. “Yeah, but it was hilarious.”

Danny glanced up suddenly, catching their eyes for just a split second.

He grinned and raised his cup in their direction.

“Hey, Dick! Jason! Try not to argue about the donuts this time!”

Dick froze. Jason nearly choked on his coffee.

Bernard turned. “Wait, you guys know him too?”

Tim slammed his head into his hands. “Please stop talking.”

⸻

Later that night in the Batcave group chat:

Nightwing: okay, he saw us through TWO disguises.

Red Hood: and called out the donut fight. wtf.

Signal: he mentioned a traffic light incident that never made it off the encrypted comms.

Red Robin: do you see now why I’m concerned.

Robin: perhaps he is a god.

Batman: he is not a god.

Robin: you cannot be certain.

Batman: …

⸻

Meanwhile, Bernard texted Danny later that night:

Bernard: do you actually know all those guys??

Danny: oh yeah! Gotham’s a small city :)

Bernard: you’re so weird lmao

Danny: thanks! <3

Danny set down his phone, grinning as it buzzed again.

Clockwork: delightful as always. they still fear you.

Danny: yeah, but Bernard’s great. he thinks I’m just “weird.”

Clockwork: that’s the ideal outcome. keep it that way. next week, tell Red Hood his favorite helmet squeaks.

Danny: …how do you even know that?

Clockwork: omniscience, dear boy.

Danny: right. cool. love that for us.

Danny sighed, stretching with a smug little smile.

“Guess I’ll keep being a little shit.”

——————————

Jason didn’t plan to run into Danny Fenton again.

He was just doing a regular patrol through the Narrows — low-level stuff, quiet night — when he spotted the kid leaving a late-night diner, laughing with Bernard.

Red Hood froze on the rooftop.

Bernard.

Danny.

Together.

“Oh, for fuck’s sake,” he muttered.

Because sure, Tim’s boyfriend was sweet. Nice guy. But he’d somehow befriended the walking anomaly who haunted half the Batfam’s nightmares — the one who could casually ruin Bruce’s composure with a single sentence.

And Jason was done wondering how.

So he followed.

⸻

They split up after a few blocks — Bernard heading toward his apartment, Danny cutting through an alley toward the university side of town.

Jason dropped down silently, landing in front of him.

Danny stopped, blinking at the red helmet in front of him. “Oh. Hey, Helmet Guy.”

Jason crossed his arms. “We’ve talked about this. Red Hood.”

“Right, right.” Danny grinned. “You’re the one with the helmet collection.”

Jason stiffened. “Excuse me?”

Danny’s grin widened just slightly. “What? You just… seem like a guy with a lot of helmets.”

Jason took a slow breath. “You’ve been messing with us for months. How do you do it? Microphones? Bugs? Psychic powers?”

Danny tilted his head. “Have you tried—” he mimed a swirling gesture “—just chilling?”

Jason took a step forward. “I’m serious, Fenton.”

“Wow, you know my name. Romantic,” Danny teased.

Jason’s hand twitched. “I could shoot you.”

“You could,” Danny said cheerfully, “but then you’d have to explain to Batman why you shot a random college kid who complimented your helmet.”

Jason paused. “…Okay, that’s fair.”

They stared at each other for a beat — Jason sizing him up, Danny looking entirely too relaxed for someone facing an armed vigilante.

Then Danny said, almost casually, “Oh, by the way, the squeaky one’s still your favorite.”

Jason froze. “…What.”

Danny smiled. “You know, the one that makes the noise when you tilt your head just right? You keep it clean, though. Impressive.”

Jason’s jaw actually dropped. “How—”

Danny shrugged, stepping past him. “Guess I’m just observant.”

Jason spun around, but Danny was already halfway down the alley, hands in his pockets, whistling something that sounded suspiciously like the Batman: The Animated Series theme.

⸻

The next morning in the Batfam group chat:

Red Hood: I hate him.

Nightwing: what did he do this time?

Red Hood: he knows which helmet squeaks.

Red Robin: HE KNOWS EVERYTHING.

Robin: perhaps it is penance for your poor stealth maintenance.

Batman: do not engage with him further.

Red Hood: i could take him.

Red Robin: you couldn’t even track him last time.

Red Hood: that was a tactical retreat.

Nightwing: sure it was.

⸻

Meanwhile, Danny was back at the diner that afternoon, sipping a milkshake and texting Clockwork.

Danny: so jason definitely suspects me again.

Clockwork: delightful. did you use the helmet line?

Danny: yeah. he looked like he was buffering.

Clockwork: splendid. next time, mention that Dick still hides cereal boxes in the ceiling panels.

Danny: you’re evil.

Clockwork: and you enjoy it.

Danny grinned into his straw. “Yeah,” he muttered, “maybe just a little.”

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Danny, after running away moving to Gotham a few months ago begins making little commentary videos on a social media app.

It was fine and all with mostly friends viewing them up until his meta gene activated. He didn't even know he had a meta gene and kinda figured any of the ghost stuff he did as Phantom would have activated it if he did have one. Nope!

His newest video started out with him wearing a red beanie, "Hey guys! You know how I just moved to Gotham a few months ago? Well, turns out I have the meta gene!" He takes a moment to let that sink in before continuing, "Most people get there abilities or whatever through a lab accident or an explosion or something and end up with like telekinesis."

"I, however, am hated by the universe and got scratched by a cat," he then yanked off the beanie to reveal two large cat ears, "and turned into furry bait. On that note if you have any tips on how to avoid Catwoman please leave them in the comments section. For my sake."

Dick stared down at his phone in shock. He needed to show his siblings this

In the meantime Danny has to deal with his channels popularity skyrocketing. "This is not what I want to be remembered for."

Bonus points if Danny gets one of those FMK questions that are all bats and he responds with, "Kill? A bat? Listen, if I get put into a death match with a bat the only one dying here will be me. I cant even do a backflip, what makes you think I could even touch one of them???"

hdgnj

All of the bat kids follow him. Because God's his shot is funny. He does a video on the local rogues. And he is just ruthless about it.

"joker isn't a clown. I've met real clowns. He doesn't deserve the game he gets. Honestly, overrated murderer. He deserves the death penalty. 0/10 stars."

" Catwoman? Love her work. Would not mess with her. Also, I do not want to be her apprentice. Please, help me keep her away. I don't want to be a furry on either side of the fight! "

"Harley deserves better than to be remembered as Jokers ex. He was her origin story, not the love interest. Her and Ivy are relationship goals."

" Red Hood? I thought he was bat adjacent not a rogue? Technically a crime lord? And, have you seen how much safer Crime Alley is? That's anti hero work right there. No I will not take critism. He killed pelple? And, so does Wonder Woman. "

britcision

Danny does his rants while walking through random alleys with a selfie camera, including his bats fmk

The bat kids have made it a secret game to see who can be in the background of the most videos

Red Robin was about to casually swing through when the fuck marry kill was announced, missed his landing, and slammed face first into a wall

Chat screamed hysterically at Danny, who turned just in time to see him fall

Danny stares

RR stares

Chat holds its breath

Danny turns back to chat “well he fell for me and I love pathetic so I’m marrying this one. Which is he?”

Tim does not return to the manor for six months

This does not prevent merciless bullying from his siblings

Spoiler begins raining flowers on Danny mid rant whenever she sees him with love notes from “Red Robin”

Danny sees her enough times to know she’s the purple one and not actually his husband but dammit he likes a good bit so they’re partners in crime

Dick shares the fmk video from his official Nightwing page captioned “well he nearly killed one of us”

(The rogue Danny respects the most is Condiment King. He has: commitment to the bit, knows what he wants, and standards

And he gets his ass beat but keeps on trucking

Danny likes that in a rogue)

hellenhighwater

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

hellenhighwater

This is better than I'd ever hoped for, I bet a rat could kill you with that thing by firing a laser back in time and electrocuting your grandfather

Just look at this thing

hellenhighwater

The rat gun is hereeeeee!

hellenhighwater

This is getting notes again so I will admit that "rat gun" was an autocorrect error and it was supposed to be "ray gun."

But it'll always be a rat gun to me.

hellenhighwater

The most expensive thing in these pictures was the cat, and he was $60.

hellenhighwater

I'll be honest--I forgot that the pump organ desk/bar was visible in the background, and it was NOT under $60.

It was actually $75.

The chairs, however, were paid for in human life. I inherited them; they were originally my great grandmother's. But they're not particularly rare-- you can find these exact chairs without a lot of effort, in reasonable shape, for not that much money. They made a lot of them.

theworsethingsgettheharderifight

your gazelle has a pearl choker

hellenhighwater

That's Hadrian. He's a bush buck and he loves fashion.

hellenhighwater

Hi you asked this question and I immediately went to the pottery studio to make a calcifer to put in my woodstove.

Will update if he survives the kiln.

theshitpostcalligrapher

i am still on tenterhooks vis a vis calcifer 🥺🥺🥺

hellenhighwater

I just brought him home from the pottery studio and wired him for light. He lives!!!!!

thebisexualwreckoning

OP just wondering do you like have the closet to Narnia tucked in there somewhere?

hellenhighwater

Dude, c'mon, these things take time.

Give me a couple hours.

hellenhighwater

Okay!! We have doordrobe! It's not quite done but after nearly turning myself into an hellpancake while carrying this in from the garage to the house, I feel like I should call it a night.

Right now it's not going into a secret room (but the Angel of Death (And WiFi) behind it does have a secret compartment for my router? Does that count) but Malice and Vice are still exploring it like it's a whole new world.

The House of Horrors continues to be...well, exactly what it is.

hellenhighwater

Oh, no, all radioactive materials go in The Box.

copp3rtop

please explain. Do you actually have a lead lined box for radioactive objects, or are you just talking about the router behind the painting?

hellenhighwater

The Box.

hellenhighwater

Not people's teeth, no.

chaoticgremlinmakingart

Holy shit. This just keeps getting better and better. Absolutely marvelous house. What other treasures do you have in that house?

hellenhighwater

I recently got some very silly dishes and a telescope!

hellenhighwater

All of these accusations of witchcraft! As if the vibe in this house could be any more clearly Artificer.

joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! This house is joyful and whimsical!

notveryflamboyantofyou

Hidden Scenario: Dramatis Personae my beloved This is a comic of a scene from chapter 261, im putting it under a read more because,,,, spoilers for the fic and also because it'd get really long if i didn't

I’d like to thank both K and A for writing this delightful fic because without it I don’t think I would have gotten nearly as attached to the orv crew as I have, open the read more to see the comic and please enjoy

(Also take note of how this 13 page comic is about two paragraphs in the actual fic-)

autisticzenitsu

GOT BLOCKED ON REDDIT AGAIN LMAO.

Someone made a post about Zenitsu talking about how much he hates himself in season 1.

Some rando said "and he's right".

(Which is really weird, to put it lightly.)

I asked them to never talk to a person with low self-esteem or anxiety.

They responded with "I struggled with low self esteem, anxiety issues and depression so shut up! He's pathetic and a coward and is only self-serving except two times!"

Zenitsu being "self-serving" is OBJECTIVELY untrue lmao. I pointed out pretty much every time in the series he wasn't. (Nezuko's box, Mt. Natagumo, trying to protect Aoi and Naho, standing up to Daki...)

Then just asked why Zenitsu haters have such bad media literacy all the time.

Two minutes later I was blocked lmao.

As nice as it is when the trash takes itself out, it'd be even better if Zenitsu haters would shut the fuck up and scroll past Zenitsu positive posts instead of shoving their opinion where it isn't wanted.

emeraldties

The Original isn’t Always Best; Where Wild Tiger and Mr. Legend Differ

There is no doubt in my mind that Mr. Legend’s story through Yuri Petrov’s eyes mirrors what we know of Kotetsu’s home life.

Kotetsu has a loving family, a child, a wife, friends, and a dedication to hero work that surpasses everything else. His life isn’t perfect, his relationship with his mother and daughter are strained, his wife is dead. He has a drinking problem. His popularity as a hero has declined. His powers are going. But he wants to save people. He believes that everyone, no matter their background, deserves to live. To be saved. His ideals have been seen as naïve and cliché. But he’s stayed true to them for nearly two decades.

Kotetsu is a character defined by his conviction and stubbornness to do what’s right, even if that means putting himself in harm’s way. It’s his job. He mourns for victims and criminals alike. He never loses himself, and I’ve always admired that about his character. Despite the sheer amount of change and tragedy that he has faced his life, he never lets that change him. He keeps on believing that everyone is worth saving. He may not be perfect, but no one is. As long he’s putting his effort into saving people, he’s doing the right thing.

momowho34

There was this kid that used to be my neighbor (let’s call him Ivan) and he was a typical cishet white boy gamer kid, and he was kind of an asshole sometimes. But let me tell you, Ivan was also one of the best lgbtq allies ive ever met? Like he was kind of a dick but he was the kind of person to be in a group of people when someone makes a shitty joke and look that person straight in the eyes and say “that’s transphobic, Kevin. Stop being a dick” without missing a beat.

It was just nice to see. Like I told him I was bisexual and he was like “that’s dope. Tell me if I need to beat anyone up for being a dick to you. Anyway, let’s go set things on fire in Minecraft”

He’d be mean to someone and then someone else would call the kid they were bullying a homo and he’d stop what he was doing and be like “there’s nothing wrong with being gay, don’t be homophobic, Billy” and then go back to trashing this poor kid. It was so fucking surreal. I miss him. I’m kinda sad we fell out of touch. Stay strong, Ivan. You… woke middle school bully?

momowho34

LITERALLY THO

fred-erick-frankenstein

[ID: a screenshot of a tag: diversity win! The person beating you up is using your preferred pronouns! /end ID].

abluescarfonwaston

Kaede was born before the movement for changing tables in men's restrooms was really a thing. Which INFURIATED Kotetsu, master of the one handed change. He wanted to change her!!! It's his right and RESPONSIBILITY as a dad!!! And sometimes he was alone with her! What's he supposed to do now huh??? Ask any kindly older women if they'd check the women's bathroom for him so he could change her? No no i don't want you to do it I just need you to check Please.

Tiger accidentally kickstarts the movement with one sleep deprived rant during an interview - You want to know the biggest issue I can currently think of? NO CHANGING TABLES IN THE MALE RESTROOMS. AND ITD BE SO EASY TO FIX-

Rock Bison jerks him back like "But Obviously we're here to talk about This problem Right wild tiger???"

Kotetsu who's been up for a week with a fever ridden toddler: oh. Yeah that.

luna-azzurra

Good Traits Gone Bad

Exploring good traits gone bad in a novel can add depth and complexity to your characters. Here are a few examples of good traits that can take a negative turn:

1. Empathy turning into manipulation: A character with a strong sense of empathy may use it to manipulate others' emotions and gain an advantage.

2. Confidence becoming arrogance: Excessive confidence can lead to arrogance, where a character belittles others and dismisses their opinions.

3. Ambition turning into obsession: A character's ambition can transform into an unhealthy obsession, causing them to prioritize success at any cost, including sacrificing relationships and moral values.

4. Loyalty becoming blind devotion: Initially loyal, a character may become blindly devoted to a cause or person, disregarding their own well-being and critical thinking.

5. Courage turning into recklessness: A character's courage can morph into reckless behavior, endangering themselves and others due to an overestimation of their abilities.

6. Determination becoming stubbornness: Excessive determination can lead to stubbornness, where a character refuses to consider alternative perspectives or change their course of action, even when it's detrimental.

7. Optimism becoming naivety: Unwavering optimism can transform into naivety, causing a character to overlook dangers or be easily deceived.

8. Protectiveness turning into possessiveness: A character's protective nature can evolve into possessiveness, where they become overly controlling and jealous in relationships.

9. Altruism becoming self-neglect: A character's selflessness may lead to neglecting their own needs and well-being, to the point of self-sacrifice and burnout.

10. Honesty becoming brutal bluntness: A character's commitment to honesty can turn into brutal bluntness, hurting others with harsh and tactless remarks.

These examples demonstrate how even admirable traits can have negative consequences when taken to extremes or used improperly. By exploring the complexities of these traits, you can create compelling and multi-dimensional characters in your novel.

Happy writing!

athena-theunicorn

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twentyfunnybunnies

This is cannon

i have been writing fanfiction for ~years~ and every time I have a comment, I get SO happy. even if it's pure gibberish. gibberish, in fact, is the highest compliment ever

also the fanart, no one has written fanart for my fics but it's a life goal and whoever does this for me... I will marry you on the spot. Not really but yeah.

cheaphalloweencostume

caseyd1a

plancinginthemoonlight

I feel so called out

raven-6-10

bee-a-garbage-shipper

ShikaNaru Fic Recs

The Brightest Flame (The Darkest Shadow) By: RayShippouUchiha

Shikamaru’s never felt chakra so vibrant and warm before.

The log that Naruto’s been punching shatters clean apart, reduced to little more than splinters under the devastating force of his chakra enhanced blow.

Shocked and more than a bit startled, Shikamaru wheezes loudly, the sound carrying across the clearing and causing Naruto to abruptly turn and look in his direction.

And in that single moment Shikamaru is lost.

Hand Signs (A Deaf Naruto Fanfiction) (FF | AO3) By: KoreanOreo

Naruto was known throughout his village for a couple things. Besides the hatred and disgust that seemed to follow him everywhere, Naruto was known for his pranks and his volume. This resulted in him getting yelled at. A lot. It wasn’t as if they helped him either, whenever he asked someone to repeat themselves they just got angry and yelled at him. Then the same Adults who would yell at him for being too loud would look at kids who were older than him and even louder and they only ever shook their heads fondly saying something like “Kids…” in a nostalgic tone.

It wasn’t entirely his fault he was loud, though. It was just that everyone else was so quiet. Besides, how was he supposed to hear himself if he was as quiet as the rest of them? How was he supposed to hear them if they never spoke louder?

All Started With A Smell (FF | AO3) By: o0BlackSand0o

It all started with a smell. That had been what made Shikamaru take notice of Naruto. Some things about the ‘boy’ just didn’t add up and the more Shikamaru thought about it, the more he began to wonder what Naruto wasn’t telling people, and, if Shikamaru was correct, why was Naruto hiding it in the first place? The genius just hoped he was right otherwise things could get awkward!

The Unplanned Surprises of Life By: EternalSurvivor

Kurenai’s unexpected death leaves little Mirai Sarutobi in the care of her young godfather.

When Shikamaru gets overwhelmed by his mounting responsibilities, the last person he expects to lend a helping hand is Naruto Uzumaki.

[Now with wedding art by Anannua!]

Soul Matrix (FF | AO3) By: Ginriku

He had three sealing matrices scattered across his worn out body. The soul of one of his most precious people sealed in each. Sakura across his ribs, Sasuke on his collarbone, and Shikamaru on his heart. With the whole word falling to Kaguya two years after she was thought vanquished, they had run out of options. He would just have to go back in time and save them. They deserved better.

'Don’t worry kit, we’ll save them this time. You won’t have to worry about being alone ever again.’

It’s A Slow Burn (FF | AO3) By: ContraryBee

Shikamaru never really thought of Naruto, at least beyond the typical 'oh yeah, there’s that guy.’ At least until Naruto got up in his space and made that face and well, that bothered Shikamaru now didn’t it? Relationship building (ish), some small angst, fluff, and rounding out in some solid, lovely smut.

As Simple As By: Deceptive Lies

When Shikamaru does a small favor for Naruto, the entire future of the Shinobi world is changed. Who knew something as simple as providing shelter could change everything? “There’s no way I’m leaving you to sleep in the streets. You can stay with me, you damn troublesome blond.” FemNarutoxShikamaru

A Troublesome Proposal (FF | AO3) By: Deceptive Lies

Shikamaru Nara always had a plan, but this one was certainly going to be the one to get him killed. When Naruto Uzumaki is forced into accepting a loveless marriage proposal, Shikamaru sacrifices his own happiness to ensure the future of Konoha. But who knew faking a relationship with the troublesome blond would be so much fun? Fem!Naruto x Shikamaru

Vanishing Vixen (FF | AO3) By: CheekyChick1Only

Naru really was his most unpredictable student. A talent for seals and the uncanny ability to completely disappear and a reluctance to explain where she got all of this information that she really shouldn’t know. fem!naru

A Beautiful Seduction (FF | AO3) By: Deceptive Lies

If one were to ask anybody who knew him, they would scoff at the idea of the laziest ANBU in history, Shikamaru Nara, being placed in the Seduction Squad. But Shikamaru was surprisingly good at his job. Very good. Until he was assigned his most difficult mission yet: Seduce the newest Konoha ninja, Naruto Uzumaki, and uncover her loyalties. Fem!NarutoxShikamaru

Cries Of The Forest (FF | AO3) By: Sora1Shiro

The night of the Kyuubi attack, Naruto was never found by the bodies of his dead parents. Instead, he was raised by the forest. See how happenings force him out in the open to experience normal society and friendship while the rest of the world panics in the face of a missing jinchuuriki.

Innocence (Adopted | Abandoned) By: Tachi Kagahara and ContraryBee

A incident as a child makes the mind of Narue uzumaki retain the mind set of a young child, how will her home-village react when she returns with the skills of a jounin & the mind of a 5 year old. Full summary inside somewhere FemNaru. Adopted Fic.

The Sun Will Rise Again By: Salty_Shaggy

Naruto leaves the orphanage for the first time at the age of seven in worse condition than anyone thought possible. Left with broken tenketsus and a weakened body, Hiruzen doubted that shinobi life was a real option. Yet there he was, standing side-by-side with Shikamaru and Shino as an equal.

A genjutsu wielding Naruto is placed on a team with Shikamaru and Shino.

School’s Out By Kiddo20

Their friendship had never made sense. Even Iruka, the one teacher who encouraged their being friends couldn’t understand it. But it finally clicked on day. Because it wasn’t friendship, but something more. A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words Series. Unrelated.

Kurama’s Skulk By: Sifshadowhearts

After being alive for thousands of years, Kurama thought that he’d seen the depths of humanity’s idiocy long before he ever was forced into bondage at the hands of an idealistic idiot and his seal-master of a wife.

Given the current situation surrounding his latest jailor clearly he’d been wrong.

Considering how high that bar was before the latest clusterfuck he was witness to while bound and contained inside an insignificant human – fleshies, he’d never understand how they functioned with all their oozing and shedding and blech, give him good clean chakra any day – it was almost impressive.

Almost.

If the reason for their current idiocy wasn’t something as fucking idiotic as human politics and as ridiculous as taking wrongful revenge on an innocent human-kit, that was.

Or TLDR:

Kurama is done with humans, his vessel clearly wasn’t being taken care of, and Naruto ends up raised away from Konoha by a skulk of spirit foxes and one very grumpy fox bijuu who has issues with intermittent bouts of rage against humans in general and idiotic seal masters in particular.

Hiding from the Scary Girls By: Kiddo20

In which Naruto comments that, “Nara men have pheromones that attract scary women.” And Shikamaru thinks back over his life and decides he might be right…but is it just girls? Maybe it’s more of a blonde thing… Next in the A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words Series. Unrelated to previous stories.

An Effort Made By: Kiddo20

First in the 'A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words’ one-shot series. Shikamaru has never been a very demonstrative guy. But there is a special someone that even the lazy genius is willing to make an effort for.

Busted in the Closet By: Kiddo20

Shikamaru didn’t want to deal with another of Ino’s parties. Naruto needed a place to hide. AU - high school. From the A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words series.

Careless Caring By: Kiddo20

Being outted against your will in a small town can lead to some harsh realities. But sometimes great and amazing things can come out of the bad if you’re lucky enough. AU - High School. WARNINGS are listed inside - check them before you read! From the A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words Series. Not related to the others.

Peaches and Whipped Cream By: ContraryBee

Shikamaru presented alpha to absolutely everybody’s surprise. Naruto presented omega to absolutely everybody’s surprise.

And then…they just kind of…unfolded. Naturally. A natural pairing like peaches and whipped cream.

ladopa

Why isnt there more Shikamaru x Naruto content?

There's just as much subtext between these two as there is with Naruto and Sasuke (okay, maybe not as much but theres a lot). Like Shikamaru constantly thinks of Naruto and what Naruto would do. Shikamaru wants to stay with him and support him. He helps put together a team to bring Sasuke back for Naruto. He cares for him. He cheered Naruto up after Jiaraya's death. And when he was dying he could only focus on Naruto.

Seriously, Shikamaru really should be counted as more than just fellow ninja. He should be best friend or lover tier with his devotion. The lazy genius who only fights for those he cares about, worked hard for Naruto.

Though most of the time if they're shipped together they genderbend Naruto into a female. Which is odd, cause he was a bit of a simp for Naruto so theres no reason to make him into a "Naruko". I know that he's with Temari but that doesnt automatically make him straight, he could totally be Bisexual.

Just, surprised at how fandoms will ship anyone and everyone even if they have no chemistry yet doesnt really ship a very obvious choice. Also, who doesnt love combos that shouldn't work: the lazy sleepy genius who tries to do the least, paired with the hyperactive loud playful ninja who is followed by chaos. It's the total definition of Opposites Attract.

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