[emlan]

Catching up on Jeathebelle’s MSQ playthrough and his healerjail’d self [made a joke] about how Zenos never would’ve picked a healer weapon… Les go.

[tinygameralec]

@juliathegolden you absolute legend, thank you for finding this post!

[ofdarklands]

hello?

[thegreatyin]

happy 6th birthday to the best final fantasy 14 tweet of all time

[sexybritishllama]

i think like how healers in ffxiv have the rescue ability to drag people to where they're currently standing, they should give tanks a new ability that pushes people away from them, with the intention tanks can use it when someone is going to get hit by a cleave or something. we can call it 'get down mr president'. nothing bad could possibly come from this

[lillybean730]

[medi-melancholy]

[points] You. tell me your favourite incredibly minor ff14 npc. get excited about your niche game characters Now

[aerialsquid]

Martyn Bluemage Goodfellow is the one I"m known for but there's like. Fifty or sixty i'm really into. Ask me about Cyr Blyme. Ask me about Karasu Redbeak. Ask me about Moren of the Crystarium.

[little-light-bulb]

put some ffxiv community history on my island

wait what the fuck do you MEAN this was 2022

[alackofghosts]

@maeljade i am here to Provide o7

[verodynamix]

Things that happen in Dawntrail that sound like shitposts:

You are invited to meddle in the affairs of a major political power. These events with extremely serious ramifications for global politics include gardening, animal herding, mountain climbing, and a bake-off.

Night City travels diagonally through time and fuses with a small town in Arizona.

An uplifting Hollywood movie pop-gospel song about unity plays over a montage of you and your friends building a bomb.

You down a suspiciously beaver-themed energy drink and briefly go super saiyan.

The temporally anomalous catboy dad deepthroats two scoops of nothing-flavored ice cream in an attempt to ease the tension at his work friend's family reunion. Somehow, this actually achieves the desired effect.

An AI-generated ghost attempts to burn all of the world's people and resources to extend the life of their metaverse Disneyland for other AI-generated ghosts. In response, you proceed to fight a robotic biblically-accurate angel inside their mind palace.

Dead baby cave.

[viiioca]

it has got to be so surreal being an average alexandrian citizen. imagine if king arthur's court showed up in present day america. guys who still call books "tomes." they have wizards with them. the president personally escorts them around washington DC. a fleet of journalists are taking pictures of them eating a costco hotdog for the first time. someone posts a candid 30 second clip of them on tiktok trying to figure out how a vending machine works. and then within a month they've killed the president, installed a new president who looks just like the old president, distributed the cure for cancer, blown up the national oil reserves, dropped in on WWE SmackDown, and then left. guys from a continent that still uses lantern light orchestrate a near total societal restructuring without ever learning what the internet is. the first time most of them had ever been on a train was when they strapped bombs to one and exploded a military checkpoint to enter the country. and everyone's just sort of fine with it

[yozora]

emet-selch and crystal exarch’s dynamic is also extremely funny to me

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Certified FFXIV Heritage Post

[elizabethrobertajones]

if you tell G'raha you're undecided about helping Wuk Lamat, he's like, eh, go to Tural anyway and decide when you're there. He must have some faith we'd decide to help because imagine how awful that would be for Lamaty'i if we went all that way and then were like, actually, this isn't really working out. I'm just going to try a few botany nodes and go.

[elizabethrobertajones]

I think he is just prone to saying things that would be disastrous to say out of context, if anyone else heard them. The context being that he has one zillionty percent faith in you to not do the obvious asshole thing suggested by his comment :P

[minovskyy]

"if it sucks hit da bricks" advice from a guy who has never once hit da bricks when it sucked

[everybodyloveshippos]

the heart shaped locket with a portrait of my nemesis inside stays ON during sex

[maridiayachtclub]

hot take: aether currents in ffxiv aren't that bad at all. in fact it's kind of nice to take a little walk around and have an incentive to navigate an environment. like outside of field operation content there isn't a lot of "explore this area" type stuff to do in the game. dungeons are linear corridors, raids are single room arenas. the game making you occasionally figure out how to climb a mountain is good for your health

[makersruin]

no longer will man have wings to bear him to paradise. henceforth he shall farm 99 totems

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Certified FFXIV Heritage Post

[yoildayday]

[75schiro]