Little Slice of Heaven

A little bit of weird, a little geeky. Leave your insecurities at the door.

[eclackey]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uQFfpe6C18)

I didn’t know I needed this until I watched it. 

[eclackey]

TUMBLR! Get it together

You know, I get very few breaks at work. I like to log onto social media from time to time. And then other times, I like to log onto tumblr.

Except that every time I log on...EVERY TIME...I inevitably come face to face with a dick...an actual dick....or some naked lady with shiny tits.

Can we please get a filter? Or even a button that says, “I’m in public...no genitalia for me, please!” I don’t mind scrolling past a scrotum at home, but I shouldn’t be inundated pulsating penises if I don’t want to be.

[rangordnung]

I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTS A NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO. PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO LECTURING AND WRITING ON A BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATO’S LOGIC AND PLATO’S CHALK JUST SNAPS AND ARISTOTLE’S TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN PLATO IN A BLUR APPEARS BESIDE ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS MACEDONIAN ASS.

[potionmastersbitch]

This needs to be a comic. louisrzurn

[was-once-somewhere-else]

given the content of a lot of Plato’s conclusions I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Plato responded to a lot of reasonable criticisms with “Fight me” and that was the end of it.

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

ANOTHER FUN PLATO FACT

People think of Plato as kind of feeble because we think of philosophers that way, but some historians believe that we have conclusive evidence that he wasn’t

and it’s been staring us in the face the whole time.

Because Plato’s real name wasn’t Plato - it was Aristocles. 

So some historians believe that ‘Plato’ was a nickname, bestowed upon him by his buddies. And do you know what Plato roughly translates to when you flip it out of greek? Broad. As in, broad shouldered.

This guy’s been going around with a name that literally means ‘Buff McWrestleton’ and we still think of him as a feeble old guy (probs. because Aristotle wanted us to…)

[eclackey]

I want a cartoon. And I have no idea why I’m imagining Plato as a cross between John Cena and Severus Snape. WTF?

[topshotpicks]

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

[cannedviennasnausage]

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

[crybourg]

how women actually are

[ginjaninja3716]

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

[aragorn1379-deactivated20150216]

mother fuckin macys sale

[writebastard]

Her name is Doris. Here’s the artist. And here’s more Doris:

[eclackey]

When I grow up, I want to be Doris!

[omfgrealitytv-deactivated201911]

Tanisha Always On Beat LOL

[dats-my-type-deactivated2021022]

I AM IN TEARS Y’ALL Are A MESS!

[bugsroseee]

Someone link this to her

[dormtainment]

I’ve been murmuring this to myself under every beat for the past week now.

[luesor]

this is the only video that matters

[eclackey]

I’m going to be a mother in 4 months. $20 says I’m going to snap one day and do this.

[weloveshortvideos]

When Grandpa decides to teach the youth of today a lesson…

[eclackey]

Check out Grandpa and that foot work!

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[flamboynt-deactivated20151220]

I FOUND IT ✊

[addcolortomysky]

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[michaeljburgesss-hasmoved]

When you’re feeling down, but so is your friend, and you have to cheer them up.

[nevver]

Emotional Overlap / Inside Out

[eighteenbelow]

You know, this is actually pretty useful for people who struggle to understand/identify their emotions.

[imoverallofit]

Proof that hatred is fear of what you don’t understand or like

[fembykitten]

I haven’t seen the movie but this is a great reference

[edwardspoonhands]

There was more legitimate science in ‘Inside Out’ than there was in ‘Interstellar’. [source]

[doctorwho]

Doctor Who Soundboard and Alert Tones are Here!

“Exterminate!” “I am the Doctor!” “Vworp, vworp, vworp…” Doctor Who’s iconic sounds are now just a touch (or mouse-click) away. Behold, the Doctor Who Soundboard on BBCAmerica.com!

Play some of your favorite sounds from the show on any device at BBCAmerica.com/DoctorWhoSoundboard. (We recommend casually strolling up behind friends and hitting “Don’t Blink.” They’ll love it — trust us.)

…there’s more!

You can now own your favorites as alert tones exclusively on your iPhone or iPad for the first time at iTunes.com/DoctorWho. That way you can set “Don’t Blink” to play whenever the friends you scared earlier text you. (Remember them?) It’ll be a scream every time… literally.

This is everything we didn’t know we needed until just now. 

[pentacomics]

No carrots were harmed in the making of this comic.

[eclackey]

From the lovely pentacomics. These never fail to make me giggle.

[memeslanding]

If you could make your own house motto and sigil what would they be? http://ift.tt/1BdlShi

[papertownsmovie]

The “Ten” I see is how perfect a ‘Get Lost Get Found’ tour stop would be. Favorite and reblog to vote for Tennessee now, guys! One note = one vote!

[ultrafacts]

15 More Tips to Simplify Your Life

1. Don’t know whether to write “affect” or “effect”? Use “impact” instead.

2. If Google Chrome freezes, hit Shift + Esc. Chrome has an inbuilt Task Manager

3. Press CTRL + SHIFT + T to reopen a tab you accidentally closed while browsing. CTRL + W = Quick close tab

4. If it is super hot and you’re trying to sleep = cold shower + hot tea.

5. http://www.myfridgefood.com/ - Put in what ever you have in your fridge and it will give you recipes.

Keep reading

[missedtrigger-deactivated201601]

Photos from the same locations compare glaciers from 1920 and today.

[eclackey]

Almost a month ago, it was 7 degrees and we had 12 inches of snow. Tonight, it’s 70 degrees and we’re under tornado watches. While a month doesn’t necessarily mean climate change, the weather has been insane for a few years now.

[sizvideos]

Video

[pokotopokoto]

GET OUT

[thatsthat24]

THE FUTURE DOES HAVE AMAZING THINGS

[hermi-blutsauger]

There’s no way I was born to just pay bills and die.

(via hermi-blutsauger)