Eclare's Niblets

My book blog is astreamoflight

[mazzakr]

this frame from krusty krab training video is so underrated to me why does nobody talk about it

[goddamnshinyrock]

I had a new "oh, my family were the weird ones" moment recently: it seems no one else's family celebrated Frog Night (the first warm rainy night of spring) by going down to the local vernal pool after dark to help the amphibians safely across the road and listening to the spring peepers. (We'd then go back in daytime later on to observe the egg masses, of course.)

Apparently "Frog Night" as a holiday is a thing my mother invented and not a widely-accepted idea, which is a shame because I've been referring to it as if it was for the past 30 years.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Well it SHOULD BE.

The first rain isn't for another month in my neck of the mountains but I heard peepers yesterday so I am celebrating today by hiking out to the local frog pond with my housemate to listen to the peepers and toads come out of hibernation.

[sioltach]

Lesser goldfinch (Spinus psaltria) but not any lesser to me

[great-and-small]

Don’t mind me just thinking about the hole in the middle of the United States where Chipping sparrows refuse to fuck

[great-and-small]

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[unclefather]

[psych-is-the-name]

[shinekocreator]

Okay, this is actually funny

[neuehell]

Behold...baby rat

[bark-barkley]

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

[softwetmoss]

And also occasionally by pufferfish

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[clusterbuck]

i don’t need a “day off” or a “weekend” i need to respawn in a clean apartment with all my responsibilities reset and the complete certainty that nobody hates me

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[greekceltic]

my cat bit me with a mouthful of water once

[kazieka]

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

[kazieka]

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

[angelicguy]

*walks into my apartment to find hundreds of sock puppets sobbing their eyes out at a funeral they apparently decided to hold in my living room*

[petrichormeraki]

The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

[petrichormeraki]

This flavor of reblog to this post always makes me laugh so hard thank you

[helloitsbees]

[valtsv]

corpse fucking?

at least take me out to corpse dinner first [remembers the concept of funerals] okay sure i guess if you really want to