33 hippos

hello, we're new here. We are actually 33 hippos running this account together.

[stay-the-knight]

[drogonea]

@the-merry-otter @sca-nerd

[sca-nerd]

Bicche, I am craftynge this shite now. Clepe me whan thou hast the money and wolt ben auþentik.

[wisteriasymphony]

I don't think it's entirely ridiculous for me to suggest:

A. Noé, on appearance and Vibes alone, fits the bill for the Quantic Universe's analogue of Lucky Blue Smith

B. Noé Luxus is old enough comparative to the main cast that he is probably already married.

What then? Well, obviously his wife is the Nara Smith analogue. You know Nara Smith. Following that logic—following the logic of Miraculous condensing its characters into caricatures—he and his wife can be emblematic of every woo-woo mindless influencer or celebrity out there. His wife is Nara Smith, but she is also Gwyneth Paltrow, and Noé can be Clavicular and Joe Rogan and Jared Leto and, essentially, a bit of everything because this show is at its heart a comedy and Noé is now my mason jar of modern celebrity jokes.

So, Simone Luxus (canon until proven otherwise) is thus, inarguably, indisputably running a tradwife tiktok account, and if not Mormon probably as Mormon as she could get without being an American from Utah. The wave of cultural Mormon dominance is a very timely thing for a show set in 2016 to touch on, even perhaps prophetic by the standards of its own timeline—which might not even exist—and predicting things is good writing so this is canon or at least should be. Is Noé Mormon as well? Perchance. He dresses very modestly and is obsessed with acquisitions, and given that the Mormon Church is worth $239B and owns $16B acres of land in the United States we can also assume that Mormons are religiously compelled to amass ludicrous wealth, so Noé is merely practicing his faith, and same goes for all the tiktok tradwives making absolute stupid bank.

Plus, what are Mormons known for? Besides being rich? Besides being racist? Naming their children embarrassing shit! What are chronically online tiktok couples (especially American, especially white) known for? What are celebrities known for? Naming their children embarrassing shit! Gwyneth Paltrow named her daughter Apple. Elon Musk went with X Æ A-Xii. M Noé Luxus named one of his children Green.

Beautiful Mormon family! Onesiphore ("Nezzy"), as the oldest, helps Mommy with filming the tiktoks of her pretending to milk a cow on their combination-homestead-slash-soundstage; The other four eat grass. Free of artifical dyes, preservatives, and flouride, the grass is the best thing Mother Nature can offer their fragile infant tummies. To suggest otherwise is part of a CIA plot to turn you 🫵 gay. Newsflash!—You're on [tumblr]. It already worked.

[sillysiluriforme]

C.OMPLETE P.ACIFICATION U.NIVERSEL

LA TERREUR 07

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[sillysiluriforme]

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[sillysiluriforme]

Holding his fingie………

[sillysiluriforme]

[sillysiluriforme]

[sillysiluriforme]

im watchin everafter high rn and i wanted to make up some guys

[carfuckerlynch]

hey does anyone have that poem. about the author seeing two boys cuddling on a hotel lobby couch, where he refers to it as something like an island of safe anonymity or smth. its been 5000 years my college boyfriend had it written out and pinned to his wall

[carfuckerlynch]

THANK YOU @witchoflight it is indeed "on traveling together" by Kayleb Rae Candrilli

[damsel-understresss]

im so sorry i never participated in the reblog game you tagged me in i love you very much im just so tired

[peridotite]

everyone look at his cuteness btw

[setulose]

I think I might be about to send a deranged email

[setulose]

Couldn't find an email address so it was instead a deranged form submission

[setulose]

HUGE NEWS

[setulose]

Stop calling me a vampire that's so disrespectful to us I mean them

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

[silentevilx-deactivated20160627]

SO I FIND OUT MY FRIENDS AND I ARE ON OUR LOCAL NEWS WEBSITE

We were asked all these questions about how long the costumes took us, how we did it, etc. 

I paused the video right when we were asked how much money we spent on our cosplays and

fjdkaf;jkd;al

does that give you your answer

[manafromheaven]

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY 

[nerunodaisuki]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[teaboot]

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

[teaboot]

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

[edgar-allan-possum]

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

[elidyce]

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

[cipheramnesia]

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

[val-the-bun]

[sankta-wraith]

the original? on my dash?

[absolutely-esme]

Apollo: you’re the one who unleashed your little freak of a trouble maker on my Greek tragedy! You don’t get to blame me for this.

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck