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she’s making friends and I’m proud of her adkjfahjdsfas
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Small comic tribute to the palaeontologist Mary Anning, who discovered in the early 19th century the first fossils of an ichtyosaure. All through her life she digged out new species and exceptional fossils, her work had a huge impact on the evolutionary theory
No caption necessary except 😂
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?
HYPERBASS FLUTE
my counter:
piccolo trombone
I’m both glad and sad that string players are only limited to violin, viola, cello, and bass. Can you imagine a contrabass? Or a piccolo violin????
String players are not limited to just those.
I present, THE OCTOBASS
It’s so big that it needs keys to hit the strings.
And in the reverse direction there exists the Pochette. Translated from French, it means pocket, as it was a pocket sized violin like instrument.
Those are some big doots
i would like
to rage
I love how Jester says “DID YOU SEE HIS ABS THOUGH” and Cad’s response is “*nods* right in the middle” like that rly is the only comment cad would have abt abs lmao
Beau Week 2019:
DAY ONE: Childhood & Youth / Animals
“I’m going to take a minute and try to explain to the professor what a doctorate is.” “yeah, i’ll just nod and hope thaddeus is listening.” “thaddeus already… seems to have a stronger bond with caduceus than you.”
hell YEAH beau week’s on babey! i’m super excited to see what comes of it.
my possibly favorite scene involving professor thaddeus? bless this chance to draw an owl for the first time in my life because i’d probably never have done it
new year new mollymerm design
you learn something new every day, for example today i learned that i’ll never become a tattoo artist
beau week day 3: modern au
beau week day 6: class swap
she’s a wizard babey!
some dnd backstory ideas that give your character a reason to leave home that isn’t “everyone in my family died.” (just to say: i have nothing against those backstories (i use them a lot), but its fun to mix it up!)
family/friends/personal
someone close to you is sick. you need to adventure to find a cure
someone stole something important from you and you need to find it
you’ve received a message from a long lost relative and are trying to find them
someone that you love has been kidnapped (maybe you have to earn money to pay a ransom or complete some deed…)
adventuring runs in the family! everyone is expected to complete one quest in their lives
your family/culture sends people out to complete certain tasks when they reach a certain age as a rite of passage
another player’s character saved you in the past so you feel indebted to them and travel with them, protecting/aiding them
there’s a magical drought in your hometown and you have to fix it
your hometown doesn’t have a lot of jobs so you have to travel and send money back home
some childhood friends and you made a “scavenger hunt” where you try and complete a checklist of certain tasks (ie. defeat a barbarian in hand to hand combat, steal x amount of gold, slay a dragon, etc) in an allotted amount of time
quests/jobs
a god/patron has sent you on a quest to do something for them
you’ve been hired by someone to complete a task (and you get sucked into the big adventure along the way)
you’re on a quest for knowledge. maybe it’s to learn the best ways of fighting, maybe it’s something more academic related
your priest received a vision from your god and they sent you on a quest
you’re writing a book about the world and different cultures and you need first hand experience
you’ve found every map you’ve come across is shitty, so you decide to become a cartographer and make your own
you’re a detective who helps solve crimes and need to travel to solve a particular case
you’re a collector of a certain object and travel across the land to find it
you’re apart of an adventuring academy and have to complete a quest to graduate
you’re an artisan and you travel with your wares, trying to sell them. alternatively, you’re trying to spread word of your business and gain new business partners
you worked at a tavern your whole life where an old bard would sing songs of their adventuring party and that inspired you to go and do some adventuring of your own
feel free to add some of your own!
Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.
You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.
Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.
That’s some legit fairy tale level shit right there.
…Bees can be a problem sometimes.
[ID] A full color drawing of Hurley and Sloane, two dryads. Hurley is on the left, she is a small halfing with wooden skin and pink flowers for hair. She’s wearing a red racing jumper and a yellow and black harness, and is sitting on a metal counter. She has one foot up on the counter, is resting her elbow on it, with her head in her hand. He’s smiling at the viewer, and she has a ram skull on her head. Curved branches covered in more small pink flowers are coming out of the skull to form horns.
Sloane is on the right. She is a half elf with wooden skin and long hair also made of branches of pink flowers. She’s leaning against the counter next to Hurley, and she’s wearing a dark blue suit over a white collared shirt. She’s holding up a clipboard and looking towards the viewer. Behind the two of them are many wrenches and other tools hanging up on a back wall. [end ID]
why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?
“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”
I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…
I mean.
“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”
“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”
This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this:
Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”
Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*
This post is a blessing
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Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites
you could say…phishing scam…
Today in highly specific and probably completely unique to me feelings:
That feeling when you find a song that Does Something for your brain but none of the other songs by that artist Do The Thing and music recommendation services only recommend songs that are similar in ways that Do Not Do The Thing.
Oh dude, that’s always so frustrating. >. < Happens a lot to me, too.
Relatable as hell
Lemons
I appreciate life leaving me alone to tear into the pomegranate with my feral little monkey hands in private.
Some Holy Weapon-Beau for your viewing pleasure ! Technically it’s a mix between her Holy Weapon arms and her using her lightning gloves but I couldn’t decide on which I wanted to portray the most xD