econator

motorsport and shitposting 36 he/they

[view-from-up-here]

[libradical]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

[rooksilver]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[maybe-its-jake]

Today’s your lucky day

[mokulule]

I did not know Caesar Stabbing Day would lead me down a calendar wikipedia dive, but yes, the Julian Calendar made January 1st the first day of the year, before that March was the first month of the year (aka beginning of spring), and you’ll notice if you count from march the 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th month corresponds with the months from September to December.

[goweninsane]

Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

[goweninsane]

like this

[tomparkerpetermanspiderholland]

@ask-link-the-hylian-champion

[liquid-geodes]

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

[goweninsane]

Say no more

[liquid-geodes]

You are my personal hero I hope you know this

[cacoughphany]

May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:

[liquid-geodes]

Oh my god

Put him in Pompeii

[cacoughphany]

i hope it’s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately

[cacoughphany]

@grimmtales13 @timetravelingcacti

Your wish is my command

[liquid-geodes]

DOES THE GOOSE HAVE A FUCKIN KNIFE TOO!?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[cacoughphany]

this knife has caused me more suffering than any amount of editing will in my life

[liquid-geodes]

I’m sure Julius Caesar felt the same fucking way about the knife

[cacoughphany]

Too soon-

[liquid-geodes]

ITS BEEN OVER 2000 YEARS (according to google)

[spacingout]

Perfect timing for ides of march

[cacoughphany]

how is this post still alive

[liquid-geodes]

Because we hit the one requirement for tumblr fame: Julius Caesar

You know these fucks go ham for the ides of march

[cacoughphany]

over 2000 (according to google) slutty years later and his fanbase still at it huh

[marisatomay]

he had it coming

[frenchbullpigs]

[wordfather]

[charlesoberonn]

[theprofessional-amateur]

Just friends and coworkers hanging out and planning a surprise for Caesar

[uncahier]

Tumblr needed to see this

[mascara-massacres]

Both. Both are true.

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Brutus and his girlbosses getting real tired of the new kid on a power trip

[man-i-hate-sand]

My Caesar pencil holder, in honor of march 15th

[sleepy-cone]

The senate is ready.

[piiloh-case]

Todays the day!!!

Take one and pass it on

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[saintmichale]

Ides of March pride flag

[ranaraeuchle]

Because it's almost time here. :O