fluent in sarcasm

I'm Emma. 19, slightly annoying, and incredibly anxious.

[distractedboyfriend]

Stay the fuck away from this dude

[gingersofficial]

Omfg in the last pic she’s like “lookie here young lady. Stop this sinful behavior right now!”

[sickfuture]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Cyborg realness

[brimstonegarden]

Hey you got a portable charger, my arms dead.

[ashleylandotherwiseknownasnoira]

Cool.

[only1600kids]

[schrodingers-science-ho]

Need

[qualitees]

You can get it here!

[pohtaytoes]

What about one that says I’m bi?

[qualitees]

There is one like that too

[blueglitterdonut]

What about other sexualities?

[qualitees]

Sexuali-tees available as requested for those who are pan, ace, queer, lesbian, demi and trans! 

[thegeekburger]

A master post of all the hurricane events I’ve seen so far. Tag yourselves.

[weloveshortvideos]

[cassiebnuy]

rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw

[heavytitty]

to elaborate: bunnies are prey animals and almost never have their guard down– even when they’re resting they’ll usually have their back legs in a position that allows them to quickly run away. if they’re jumping around it means they’re extremely happy!! and if they flop down w/o a care that means they feel very very comfortable and safe to the point of not having to worry about their surroundings. ^__^

[knitmeapony]

This is just the happiest video IMO. 

“PLAY! FUN!  Happy!  Play?”  *looks at dog*  “No, no play?  Naps?  Okay.  Naps.”  *flop*

[cosplaymutt]

So my step brothers dog came down the stairs too fast and ran into the wall because he was excited….

[kinkyeviscerator]

WHAT A PERFECT BABY

[fuzzyfishesandscaleymice-deacti]

To be fair I’ve done this too

[executionerbarbie]

he did nothing wrong 

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

his tail is a BLUR what an ANGEL

[staff]

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

[folkmetaltransfag]

en garde motherfuckers

[sscreamss]

just because you don’t look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn’t mean you aren’t attractive. flowers are pretty but so are christmas lights and they look nothing alike

[hershey]

I don’t think anyone could’ve said it in a better way

[palewansickly]

I reblog these things in the hope that someday I will grow to believe them. 

[thisshouldmeansomething]

I needed that

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

This is important.

[nsfwcobaltsnow]

[slavetomyheadcanon]

Just in case you needed a reminder of how big wolves actually are… because sometimes when there’s no context for size, I tend to think of them as a lot smaller than they really are.

[gokuma]

wolves are awesome

[swarnpert]

Fellas, is it gay to support capitalism? 🤔🤔 I mean, you’re just sitting there, being exploited by another man😬

[swag-tears]

dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like

[tamamita]

I love how the monkey from Aladdin is just called “Dad” if you translate “Abu”

[pokemaster7]

are you telling me that he calls the monkey “daddy”

[tamamita]

By Allah, not on this post you don’t

[weavemama]

EVERYONE SHOULD TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, members of the KKK may seem dumb and obnoxious but who the hell knows what they got planned. All KKK members need to be locked up forever. This isn’t about “freedom of speech” anymore, this is protecting minorities at the fullest extent.

[utopiandankovsky]

this is why i don’t get how people say “both sides have problems” sorry hun, but last time I checked threatening to kill over 11 MILLION people was so much worse then asking to be treated like a human being.

[iatemydogtastewasgood]

[pomeranian2]

[adapto]

Bye