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Not to be all "old man yells at cloud" but back in my day we had a movie about a young teen who couldn't wait to be "Thirty, flirty, and thriving," and now I get confronted with anti aging products aimed at 20 year olds.

stuckwiththesnakeboi-deactivate

Y'all, Metatron getting Aziraphale a coffee was suspicious, but not because the coffee was spiked.

Aziraphale's a bit insecure about consuming gross matter. The other angels have always looked down upon him for it.

Now Metatron is not only encouraging it but actively enabling Aziraphale by purchasing him a drink, in doing so saying, "I see you, you're not wrong. I'm not like them, I believe in you and what you can do to change things."

It's not spiked, it's a manipulation tactic.

By doing this, Metatron is separating himself from the angels Aziraphale has been hurt by in the past. He's placing himself on Aziraphale's side.

(Additionally, he's 'willing' to give Crowley a chance, which further separates him from the other angels.)

Also, he flatters him and literally makes Aziraphale the CEO of his company. Tell me that isn't love bombing.

thorcat

I need to share this. I made emets food and turned around to get my phone. He showed me that this is his food with a tiny feet protecting it. He was looking so proud, as if he had made it and not me

tailsandco

as promised :)

notkatniss

i-had-potential

#that is the most venomous native lizard in north america

hickeywiththegoodhair

so i was compelled to look that up and

A) the most venomous lizard in north america is called the Gila Monster

B) I’m no expert obviously but that boy there sure looks like a Gila Monster

C) from the Gila Monster wikipedia article, here is the funniest doctor that ever lived:

"I have never been called to attend a case of Gila monster bite, and I don't want to be. I think a man who is fool enough to get bitten by a Gila monster ought to die. The creature is so sluggish and slow of movement that the victim of its bite is compelled to help largely in order to get bitten."

–Dr. Ward, Arizona Graphic, September 23, 1899

spiders ?

Tiny Blelelee!

flick

thoodleoo

i know basically nothing about hieroglyphs but what i can tell all of you is that this particular glyph is shaped like a Friend. thank you for coming to my tedtalk

thatlittleegyptologist

#i think this is an F-glyph? egyptologist friends let me know if im talking out my ass

Yes it’s the ‘horned viper’ sign (Gardiner sign I9) and most commonly used to write the masculine first person personal pronoun ‘he/him/his’ as =f

Here is a real one!

It’s venomous, and the venom can cause hemorrhaging, but still friend shaped if you’re into bitey friends

fageleh

my pronouns are he/him/his (venomous)

naamahdarling

he/him/hiss

livewire22122

listen. I know nothing of digital art. I made myself make a comic and make it shitty so i could finish and submit it instead of sit to perfect it for 12 years. what is lineart. what is color. this bitch dont know.