[gonna-need-you-to-not]

[communistphan]

phil described sending the kiss footage to dan as him going "look at this lol" like brother we all know the view count on that thang is 2 million and the reason you dyed everything green when dan was away is cause you were looking at that fucking carpet 3 times a day

[backin09]

omg do you think they're gonna hard launch

[lizardsmp3]

CAN THEY PLEASE STOP PUTTING US IN A SAW TRAP

[lizardsmp3]

like no it’s fine im just being hunted by an evil gay couple for sport

[midwest-phrincess]

my thoughts are that they’re either getting married or tour honestly lmao

[sikoi]

me looking up the definition of a word i totally know the meaning of i just have to make sure it didn’t change for some reason or i made it up

[c0mplikatied]

Dan Howell birthday in the big 26

[bleachblondephil]

thriving and thirty-fiveing

happy birthday to our very special danny boy <3

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[alphabetizing-posts]

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

[howverychaotic]

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

[djbodyhorror]

jerkin it. And by jerkin. Lerts just say. A sleeveless jacket or coat

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

[riverlarking]

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

[itsnotwhatimlike]

embarrassment has good bones

[byjove]

giving birth sucks tbh. not only do you and the baby you’re birthing almost die, usually you shit yourself and often you tear your taint. then you have to push an organ out of your body (placenta) and if even a little of that remains in your body, you can hemorrhage to death or develop an infection that essentially rots your body from the inside out. even if you had a relatively “easy birth”, you bleed for weeks on end. even after that stops, your body and brain is changed for the rest of your life, the pregnancy leeched minerals from your bones, that can cause osteoporosis later. minor urinary incontinence is not uncommon, brain scans of people who gave birth show permanent changes in their brain, you’re never quite the same.

I say all of this not to say giving birth is disgusting but it is a harrowing and visceral experience. society downplays how fucking awful it is and makes it out to be a ~magical~ experience but it isn’t a magical transformative experience for everyone. it can be an extremely traumatic experience for someone who wanted to carry a pregnancy to term, much more so for someone who did not want to be pregnant in the first place or someone who knows their baby won’t survive the birth. anyway, abortion is a right. pregnancy and birth aren’t just inconvenient, it’s fucking awful.

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[asadsadtree]

i made an emo pride flag for dan so he doesn't have to use that godawful straight pride flag

its lowkey a vibe