Eddie Kaspbrak

So im apart of a club called the losers club its actually really fun but i broke my arm. Richie tried to snap it back into place. So...😅

[eddiesgazibos]

was it you who carved R + E in the kissing bridge??

that's ga-

No, my mom doesn't let me go over there, she said its an std waiting to happen,

[patrick-hockstettter]

Why are you so mean to us

simply. you are a homo. you are a worthless piece of shit. you are momma's boy. you are grossed out. you are paranoid. to the other ones? same reasons.

soo.. are you scared? are you gonna whine and tell your fattie mommy about it? c'mon. always wanted to cut someone's throat open. starting with your mother.

[eddiesgazibos]

How much of an asshole was your father? Because logically (this is in character ofc) people who act as a god tend to have a fragil masculenity which is caused by rarely getting affection from the people they love most, since you dont like woman im assuming its your father. (Again this is in character)

[patrick-hockstettter]

ooh,very interesting. you are tryin' to analyze me psychologically. flattering..

a pity that you have absolutely no other things to do instead of prolonging your death sentence. you are fun.

i don't like anyone. not only women. It's weird that I have to hammer this into you.

I was born this way to become a god. If you don't believe me, then know that I decide when you die.

[eddiesgazibos]

If that were the case you wouldve'already. You've had countless chances, so do it. It's also interesting you didn't mention what I said about your father, you'e deflecting that much. I may be a loser but I do know some stuff.

[patrick-hockstettter]

you took on my father so diligently, even though you don't have one yourself. maybe that's the reason why you're squealing like a chick, when someone scare you a little..

True. I can't say anything defensive that would make me defend my father. He really was a real bastard. But what about your mother? maybe you're acting like a husband to her, and that's why she's so protective of you.. so,SO problematic. Emotional incеst is much more difficult to accept than ordinary indifferent behavior towards a child, right, Ed? I also know a few things about you and about other losers like you..

I'm not killing you because it would be boring. Let Henry handle it.. :)

[eddiesgazibos]

Well, lets look at it logically, yeah? My mother and I no longer have my father. Hence the "emotinal incest". She doesn't think of me as a husband ((🙏yes she does eddie)) because she knows how they act, and I do not act like one ((🙏yes u do eds)). As for you knowing stuff about us, you don't have the attention time to listen to Henry much less overhear what we're saying, so please, explain what you know on us.

[eddiesgazibos]

Ooc

Ok. So this is the only time i'm going out of character. So, my profile is a 13 year old boy from it 2017 named eddie kasparak. My entire page is me acting like said character, my profile is said character. a 13 year old child, mind you. So can someone please explain why i have gotten multiple people private messaging me and the link on their profile is p0rn and or they are asking me for hook ups. Reminder, my whole tumblr is acting as a child. I don't break character for the most part. So can someone please tell me why the fuck people are doing that. That's all.

A.C.

[patrick-hockstettter]

Why are you so mean to us

simply. you are a homo. you are a worthless piece of shit. you are momma's boy. you are grossed out. you are paranoid. to the other ones? same reasons.

soo.. are you scared? are you gonna whine and tell your fattie mommy about it? c'mon. always wanted to cut someone's throat open. starting with your mother.

[eddiesgazibos]

How much of an asshole was your father? Because logically (this is in character ofc) people who act as a god tend to have a fragil masculenity which is caused by rarely getting affection from the people they love most, since you dont like woman im assuming its your father. (Again this is in character)

[patrick-hockstettter]

ooh,very interesting. you are tryin' to analyze me psychologically. flattering..

a pity that you have absolutely no other things to do instead of prolonging your death sentence. you are fun.

i don't like anyone. not only women. It's weird that I have to hammer this into you.

I was born this way to become a god. If you don't believe me, then know that I decide when you die.

[eddiesgazibos]

If that were the case you wouldve'already. You've had countless chances, so do it. It's also interesting you didn't mention what I said about your father, you'e deflecting that much. I may be a loser but I do know some stuff.

[eddiesgazibos]

Why are you be gay?

If you're going to ask THAT question, the least you could do is have the proper grammar, seriously, you sound like Richie when he tries to outsmart me. Also, I'm not gay. I think.

[patrick-hockstettter]

Why are you so mean to us

simply. you are a homo. you are a worthless piece of shit. you are momma's boy. you are grossed out. you are paranoid. to the other ones? same reasons.

soo.. are you scared? are you gonna whine and tell your fattie mommy about it? c'mon. always wanted to cut someone's throat open. starting with your mother.

[eddiesgazibos]

How much of an asshole was your father? Because logically (this is in character ofc) people who act as a god tend to have a fragil masculenity which is caused by rarely getting affection from the people they love most, since you dont like woman im assuming its your father. (Again this is in character)

[theoccasionaloracle]

Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.

[24-frames-of-swag-per-second]

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…you’re quite thirsty. [*He takes a step back.*] I commend it, yet show some restraint here, woman.

[0ph4n1m]

Well nut in my butt and call me chestnut my good boy is back

[24-frames-of-swag-per-second]

Tch. Don’t insult me. I’m no one’s good boy. I’m an alpha male.

[eddiesgazibos]

I have fought a killer clown and won. i have ripped a knife from my cheek and stabbed a psycho, i tamed THE trashmouth tozier, and never in my life have i ever heard that saying. now richie is running around the hangout saying "well nut in my butt and call me a chesnut, my goodboy is back" everytime i walk in a room 😭

[you-need-not-apply]

Reblog this post to ask mutuals to tell you their weirdest theory about u

EDIT: Fair warning this post is cursed and predictions are 7/10 times correct, play at own risk

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

Npt!! @regulusfawn @eyes-withoutt-a-facee @reggie-little-mermaid @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @whatonearthisgoingon @prosperoisadiva @justainsanenobody @thestarsshineevenwhenhidden @fictionalsimp09 @bartysgreenstripofhair @allmywordsandworlds @rosekiller27 @7975348473 @5tars-in-my-eyes @b4rtycr0uchjr-4k4-m3-4t3-ur-m0m @darlingmylovethatsmurder @coffeestainedstars @laced-in-ruin @kade0-09 @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @vivaciousmessypixie @dontyoudarejudg3 @maliciouslittlewhiteboy @viscountessnila @lawnmower56 + anyone else who wants to <33

[maliciouslittlewhiteboy]

hmhmhmgmgmgmmm

i think youre GAY and also that you love kitkats you give off that sorta vibe

this is fun tho tell me your predictions:D

@ghostlynocturnalspirit @rosekiller27 @tumbleintomyheart @em0tionallymotionsick @rustytyperwriter @loonylara @burntrosier @lilyduhhh16 +anyone else who has predictions!!

[em0tionallymotionsick]

theatre kid.

@mossy-of-the-valley @starcroww @tumbleintomyheart @darlingmylovethatsmurder @loonylara @ghostlynocturnalspirit @coffeestainedstars @goopymoons @regulusfawn +open tags

[starcroww]

My theory is that you're cool and also gay.

@sspadfoot @loonylara @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @darlingmylovethatsmurder @withdevovotion @mossy-of-the-valley @coffeestainedstars + anyone else who's perceived me

[coffeestainedstars]

i feel like you’re left handed

and you really like crows

@goopymoons @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @allmywordsandworlds @ellieslefteyesocket @18magnoliastreet @sad-traffic-cone @messercrashem + open

[allmywordsandworlds]

I feel like you’re lowkey more of a tea person despite your blog name and you’d like solitaire by Alice oseman idk just vibes

Npt: @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @cornishpadfoot @ferris-is-fearful @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @long-form-contentment @lxstapp3n @not-a-gay-fangodess @outromoonyy @siriuslyepicrunner4 @sspadfoot @toomuchtodooml @urfavsherlockholmeskinnie @wolfstarstarr @wolfstarjunkie @your-fav-idiot-lesbian

[sparkle-robin-4]

You own a pair of doc martins (if U do I'm extremely jealous)

@redwine-supernova @eyes-withoutt-a-facee @whatonearthisgoingon @litterallymoony @notmyfaultnotmyproblem @nelly-rebellyyyyy @dontyoudarejudg3

[dontyoudarejudg3]

you for sure cry in movies and books. On ej's shoulder. Like, cry when bing bong dies in inside out, cry when Zoe dies in pjo,

I know i already tagged ppl but I wanna give more attention to some of my moots that i love but dont interact with much so @outromoonyy @redwine-supernova @yourshiningautumnoceancrashing

[then-the-sky-blinked]

If you have a book and you see a fancy edition and you have money, you would buy it, i think

@ironspider-hobbit @walking-mushroom

@gandalfthepsychotic

[walking-mushroom]

you are really good at singing :3

@chr0nically-b0red @lelethetopicchanger

@girlcrushedbadly

[lelethetopicchanger]

i know for a FACT not a theory that you would slay in black jeans, the flarey at the end ones but like not flares

like this

That would slay but in like blackygray

@kurobkasa @moro-thekebab-noodles @chr0nically-b0red @random-indian-girl @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @whackybird-offical @amtheracoon

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

i theorize that you are bilingual (prolly in in terms of Indian languages) AND you like Ed Sheeran

@dramaticinlyf @arikakari @the-bone-eating-vulture-kirin @a-french-coconut @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @astronaut-offical + open tags

[th3deadmanwalking]

You eat crayons.

@ajolteonnamedsparky @watermelon-flavored-dragon-candy @remuswilleatyourfetus @holymuttz @mossymycelium

[remuswilleatyourfetus]

You seem like you'd chew on your shirt collars

@imissmyfictionalwives @tyler-aint-real @d1g1t4l-system-yapz @randomfriendlyloser

[randomfriendlyloser]

you TRY to go to the gym once a year but fail

@agepoyolo @sleepymeowzidol @mochachaniscooked @sillyseob @timeangel @spookthelilguy @nico-flo @nolabelspart03 @lycorislacerations @too-deep-for-moss @landmine-dancer @ourscarygirl @coherent-thoughts-needed @96princessxx @indignant-isaac @npddove @yunyunkina @reverievelvet @fayonette @mochiifrappe @ny4n-s0d4 @kawaiibugzlover @themorbiddarling @actuallyvicfromptv @remuswilleatyourfetus @empress-azrae1 @afterdarkafternight @written-by-music @hrrrt-stops-beating1128 @st4rrl1ghtwastaken @swirled-with-ink @psypher-17 @mocha-minnie @npddove @kitcat-is-an-aro-ace @niitroglycerin @about-that-teenie-girl2 @incandescentlamp @lotusangel222 @pingu-stelle @weeping-begonia2 @tiredkibty @aplatonickevinspencer @cvitelandmine @imissmyfictionalwives @y0ziimisii @fungusing-myself @wizardingdaughterofathena @nito-not-found

[coherent-thoughts-needed]

thanks sm for the tag!!! i think you twirl your hair OR chew on your sleeves idk

@purple-dinosaur27 @midnight-blues09 @neglectedshampoobottle @tayrn-everwood @tokkibean @nossumusstellae @teagandoesstuff @irdkbutdontask @if-tech-week-were-a-person @bricksandbirds @mudkip-enthusiast18 @thepicklekingog @william-shakesfeare @dancing-dawn @lemedstudent2021 @written-by-music @eyekonicbaddie @rainforcsts + open tags / anyone i missed (fr. if you see this GO FOR IT) <3 <3 <3

[bricksandbirds]

THANK YOU

@teagandoesstuff

[barfingblood]

If someone played a prank on you and actually fooled you, you would insist that you were just going along with the bit to see if they’d buy it

[bricksandbirds]

Why are you right?

[inkandintent]

I stayed quiet, hoping silence would make me easier to love.

[eddiesgazibos]

YOU AND RICHIE ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER

Thanks i guess?

[eddiesgazibos]

Can people send me things 4 my weekly wallpaper switch i got as many ideas as henry bowers and he dont have thoughts whatsoever, 😭

[eddiesgazibos]

I Really think eddie is the type of person that once he falls he falls so fucking hard, bitch gives you the longest goodmorning and goodnight texts, bro sends you full on 1946 love letters, he gets so many butterflys anytime ur near him, and stans just like "eddie, richies right next to you, stfu about how u miss him-" anyway thx 4 reading me yap since im still salty abt my cc oofing 😭

[butterflyinthewell]

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

[eddiesgazibos]

Saw ur post in the losers club community

-Richie

So where does that put us...?