give me death.

welcome. occasionally have nsfw here so be warned.

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[saberghatz]

NIGHTCRAWLER TAIL TUTORIAL

Ever since I posted my most recent video of my Nightcrawler tail, my inbox has been filled with a bunch of miscellaneous questions of how I made it.

SO I just decided to give you guys a quick rundown with the WIP photos I’ve taken so far. Please feel free to use this method for your own cosplays, because the results are really amazing!! This can be used to make any type of moving tail, just edit the pattern to your liking!!

I loosely followed this tutorial, so credit for the original idea goes to him!! Between his and my tutorial, this way of making an articulated tail should be pretty clear :D

Supplies: -Paper -1 Craft foam board -X-Acto knife -Denim or some type of non-stretch sturdy fabric -Thick upholstery foam -Scissors -4-way stretch fabric

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1) DIGITAL PLANNING

OKAY SO I started out with a digital pattern that I drew myself. I know I wanted it to be very long, so I made it as long as I thought possible without it dragging. IF IT DRAGS, YOUR TAIL WILL NOT SWAY. ALSO make sure your tail is horizontal to your body. If it goes vertical at any point, it will not sway with gravity. Please don’t make that mistake!!

Be sure to number your pieces!! It’ll save you a lot of tears later LOL Then cut apart each number box digitally, and place them onto separate document. Here’s exactly what my documents looked like:

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[todaysbird]

[seniorinternaut]

Audra McDonald, Anne Hathaway, and Raúl Esparza in Shakespeare in the Park’s 2009 play “Twelfth Night” photographed by Brigitte Lacombe

[halpdevon]

Inquisitor as a Companion

this is long as hell…and took me like all night lmao, but here, in case you are interested

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[vespaaurinkos]

geralt: this is so sad, Jaskier, play the fishmonger's daughter

yennefer: this is so sad, jaskier, play her sweet kiss

ciri: this is so sad, jaskier, play toss a coin

jaskier: *aggressive confused lute strumming*

[jaskierisbaby]

You know, if someone wrote a song for and about me that slapped as hard as Toss A Coin To Your Witcher, I would tell them to never shut up.

And if said person then proceeded to write a song like Her Sweet Kiss I'd simply fall in love wtf

Rip to Geralt but I'm different

[arietisprimavera]

jaskier: im weak, my love, and i am wanting.

me:

[valtsv]

me when i get a New Interest™️ that i’m excited to share with everyone:

my long-suffering friends and followers:

[bluelixn]

That one mutual who shares all of your new interests 

[nocontextstarkid]

[her-kaleidescope-eyes]

Next time you get cat-called, summon your inner Wagon Mother and yell

[1blog2last3ever-blog]

all hail

achmed: the tiger fucker

zazzalil: the firebringer

craphole: the baby killer

[agentmurtsegway]

My last 5 braincells constantly

[gottabelieveinsomethingpaul]

I WANT A NEW, QUALITY WAGON

WITH WHEELS THAT ARE

CIRCLES

and I don’t want any

fancy upgrades,

like a HORNY OX or a FLOOR WINDOW!

OHHHH

I want a sturdy wagon,

and I want it, for

FREE!

[lisbonsteresa]

this is the funniest bit of this show no i will not be accepting arguments

[magikant]

the players handbook: tieflings have mostly human skin colors, but sometimes they can be red!

everyone else:

[muchymozzarella]

i cannot believe I have seen a joseph and the technicolored dreamcoat gif with my own two eyes in the year of our lord 2018

[mjalti]

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law