Actual Swamp Creature @educatedtroll - Tumblr Blog

leoreturns-deactivated20110811

The pandemic has seriously fucked up the socializing skills of little kids they dont even say trick or treat anymore they just give you the kubrick stare until you give them candy

ghoulchurch

Me:Hi!! Happy halloween!!!😃

9year old in a bendy and the ink machine costume:

pereczke

I’m really excited about that new gifset guys! You can already use these in insta stories by searching for “pereczke halloween”, or if you want to see more just type @pereczke! <3

remnantglow

also speaking of jakub różalski this painting of his is my FAVOURITE like yes girl snitch on the knight!!! get his ass!!!

remnantglow

the one of a girl looking longingly at a naked witch flying by and the one of a babushka yelling at a devil also rule tho

raninburyy

Iconic, what a mood.

callmebliss-got-swamped

Maiden mother crone

queenklu

Hey so listen. I’ve only played Witcher 3 and watched the Witcher show, I know the canon is that Geralt just keeps getting brown horses and calling them all Roach BUT

it would be REALLY, REALLY FUNNY….if Roach has been the same horse for like…..fifty years…..and Geralt doesn’t notice his horse is magic, because how long do horses live? 100? This is Fine. Horses, he’s found, are surprisingly sturdy. One time a catastrophic storm sank Geralt’s ship and drowned literally everyone on board but Roach was found chilling on shore, a-okay.

Jaskier: So I didn’t want to bring this up at first, because I didn’t want you to think I wasn’t cool with your magic horse–

Geralt: My What.

queenklu

Jaskier: –like how did you tame it? Did you raise it from an egg or something? It seems like most magic horses eat people–or, sorry, do you taste bad as a Witcher? Roach has never tried to take a nibble out of me–

Geralt: Jaskier. This is a normal horse.

Jaskier, who has seen this horse appear on rooftops, in the middle of lava fields, refusing to swim but two seconds later showing up on the other side of a lake, and one time doing this for half an hour:

Jaskier: What Do You Mean

cipheramnesia

Jaskier, a completely ordinary human person who has managed to not age a single year throughout Geralt’s multi-century life and Roach, a completely ordinary brown horse who has managed to not age a single year throughout Geralt’s multi-century life just look back and forth at each other like “bitch, I won’t bring it up if you don’t” and that’s the end of it.

striders

obsessed with the way people on google are spelling “auf wiedersehen”

ivycrowned

some person: Why do you always play a mage or an archer?

Me: so i don’t have to chase the people I kill

drakessimblr

me: *buys a computer for my sim to use*

every single sim that comes over:

normal-horoscopes

JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 36 HOURS THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE INSOMNIA I MIGHT BE AWAKE FOR COOL WIZARD REASONS. YOU DONT KNOW ME. IVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO READ.