I am Edwin Payne, and this is my partner @biconcharlesrowland.
Some other people that are associated with us:
@crystal-isalive
@nikoisalsoalive
@reallycoolcatking
@montyisntacrow
@jennys-meat-cleaver
What brings you here?
This blog is unfortunately run by two other versions of me. I will have blue text and run the cases and regular interactions.
I'm a dark, "villainized" version of the Edwin you know. I'll use red text and run the more aggressive asks and discuss, darker themes.
And I'm a demon. I find it fun to mess with Edwin and get him to engage in more explicit acts. I'm using bold text and I'll occasionally take up cases and questions about Hell.
OOC: Hello again, Mae here from @mystic-mae. With, well, a third rp blog. Don't worry, this is my last one. I hope.
× ALL EDWIN TAGS ×
#magnifying glass - Looks like Edwin and Charles are on a case! Did you hire them for it?
#charles no - Edwin's just looking out for him.
#cat bracelet - Whenever the Cat King is mentioned or Edwin's just having a gay panic.
#soppingwetcat - Poor guy needs a break. Probably give him one?
#edwin appreciation - Edwin reblogging posts about what people say about him or when they draw art of him. 'Cause this community loves him and he needs to know that.
#dead boy detectives rp - General tag to get seen.
× REGULAR!EDWIN TAGS ×
#edwardian detective - Casual conversation with Edwin.
#hell's babydoll spider - Super angsty moments with Edwin. Possibly includes Hell.
#what's [blank]? - He's trying to learn all about the Internet and slang. Charles was the reason why he has a Tumblr in the first place.
#ball of sass - Edwin being a sassy, cunty Edwardian ghost.
#oh you love this don't you? - Well, it looks like Edwin's a little jealous...
× VILLAIN!EDWIN TAGS ×
#one little spell - Casual conversation with villain!Edwin.
#runes and curses - villain!Edwin causing some mischief. Maybe something bad happens, no one knows.
#colder to touch - Oops, you angered villain!Edwin. Try and survive... (the angst tag.)
× DEMON!EDWIN TAGS ×
#paradise or limbo - Casual conversation with demon!Edwin.
#spider's den - demon!Edwin's angst tag. He remembers a lot of what happened to the original Edwin, seeing as Hell altered him so much that he became a demon himself.
#infernal deeds - It's just demon!Edwin being a flirty little shit. Only ones affected are Charles, Cat King, Monty, and Simon. And probably any gay man in the area...
× RULES & REGULATION ×
FUCK NEIL GAIMAN HE SUCKSSS
yes to gore
no to other forms of nsfw asks
no bigotry
thats it
you can block me if you dont want rp stuff in your feed
Can you tell Thomas or Charles that I am happily available for chewing? I've always wanted to experience it
[ Demon! @edwinpayne-deadboy
I… suppose I could. But Charles is my boyfriend and Thomas may be with monty though it is confusing. But yeah sure they can be made aware of it. @charles-the-brawn @cat-king-meowmeow9
Sorry for being offline for a long time. Niko suggested a break from the internet. Charles had become addicted, and it stopped us from, performing as well as we did for cases.
Either way, we are back, and you can expect to hear from us again.
Sorry for being offline for a long time. Niko suggested a break from the internet. Charles had become addicted, and it stopped us from, performing as well as we did for cases.
Either way, we are back, and you can expect to hear from us again.
You should totally look into cockroaches, we don’t really die
-@therizzedupcockroach
That's because you cockroaches can withstand up to 900 times their body weight under compression forces. You exoskeleton is made up of overlapping plates that are connected by a stretchy membrane. This allows you and other cockroaches to flatten out and provides extreme strength against anything compressing against these plates.
it’s okay i’ve heard about him, he’s ummm let’s say a little outdated by around a hundred years. we can teach him about how amazing our little roach lives are!
i didn't dump him to the side i made time for both of them like how you make time for crystal and edwin. why's it okay when you do it but not okay when i do? also, you actually dumped me to the side for edwin, remember that?
Okay, first of all, what's with Crystal is that we agreed to stay friends. She also says that she is lesbian. Second, I don't treat Edwin as some guy in a threesome.
i love you guys so much i dont even have the words...
all of you.... @deadshowsagency @philosophershroomie @montythehumancrow @charles-the-brawn @edwardiandetectivepayne
like y'all are the literal definition of freinds in my phone...
SORRY IM HAVING THE FEELS RN BUT ALSO DO NOT HOLD IT AGAINST MONTY THE CAT KIND WAS SO SUAVE IN THIS THREAD THAT EVEN I WOULD BE BLUSHING KICKING MY FEET GIGGLING SO GUYS. GUYS. JUSTICE FOR @montythehumancrow
yeah anyways hi im also an edwin (...well currently not at the moment clearly but the sentiment IS there also dont ask why there's more of you we call that the multiverse so you better get used to it)
i didn't dump him to the side i made time for both of them like how you make time for crystal and edwin. why's it okay when you do it but not okay when i do? also, you actually dumped me to the side for edwin, remember that?
Okay, first of all, what's with Crystal is that we agreed to stay friends. She also says that she is lesbian. Second, I don't treat Edwin as some guy in a threesome.
i love you guys so much i dont even have the words...
all of you.... @deadshowsagency @philosophershroomie @montythehumancrow @charles-the-brawn @edwardiandetectivepayne
like y'all are the literal definition of freinds in my phone...
SORRY IM HAVING THE FEELS RN BUT ALSO DO NOT HOLD IT AGAINST MONTY THE CAT KIND WAS SO SUAVE IN THIS THREAD THAT EVEN I WOULD BE BLUSHING KICKING MY FEET GIGGLING SO GUYS. GUYS. JUSTICE FOR @montythehumancrow
(Hey, uh... My name's Mindy, I was given your information? I got a situation, and my brother's in trouble. He's alive, I'm dead, and he's about to be killed by a psycho ghost possessing my friend. Can you help??)
- @mindy-m-m
Oh. Hello there. Yes, we might be of use. You said ghostly possession? @biconcharlesrowland @crystal-isalive @nikoisalsoalive, are you three willing to take a case today? I know we had some plans, but there's a very prominent time limit on this case right here.
It is terribly loud. But Charles is taking me sightseeing, and I cannot complain in front of him. Niko and Crystal are having a lovely time as well, so I'm glad they're all enjoying this trip. We've had a case here and there to keep us busy in the supernatural world, so word has gotten around that we are in New York for December. We're going to see the Christmas tree tomorrow.
@biconcharlesrowland @crystal-isalive @nikoisalsoalive, pack your bags, we're going to be staying in New York for some time. Yes, for the case, but we deserve a vacation, too.
Excuse me... My name is Quinn. I was under the impression some of you know stuff about ghosts?? I'm stuck in the dumb apartment I died outside of and can't leave. I need to be able to protect my brother, can you help me get out??
- @quinnbailey-restinpeace
Another one? Hello Quinn, you're Ethan's sister, aren't you? Don't worry, ghosts are our specialty. Though, freeing ghosts from their haunting spots aren't our ordeal, but rather a different ghost who deals with ghost situations. He goes by the same name as I, but he's busy with something, so I'll forward you to his coworkers.
Ed, you know ghost Edwin's practically in love with Charles. They kiss each other daily.
Still doesn't mean I cannot be professional, Pluto. I shall send their tumblrs to you know, Quinn. @edwinpayne-deadboy @biconcharlesrowland @crystal-isalive @nikoisalsoalive, excuse the sudden @'ing. There's another ghost situation your little detective agency might be of more assistance to.
Hello! My name is Quinn, I was directed to contact you by professor Edwin Vachon. I'm a ghost, and I'm trapped in an apartment. Are you able to help??
- @quinnbailey-restinpeace
Ghost cases are our specialty here at the Dead Boy Detectives Agency. Of course we're willing to help. We've had a surge of new cases as of late, so we're not going to help you immediately. Don't fret, we're not brushing you off. We just have a heavy workload.
Thank you for understanding. You may see Niko and Crystal around to check out the situation in the coming days, since those two want to look around. I don't claim to understand Niko's reasonings for coming to New York.
