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controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

winged-void

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

swishersposts

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

zsnes

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

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pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

always some new bullshit in the ocean

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Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

batmanisagatewaydrug

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

grenade-maid

Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc

somethingusefulfromflorida

“Welcome to Soviet America, home of the McDonalds and Cocaine Cola. Long live Comrade Reagan.”

olivia-online

The Civil War, or as I like to call it, Late Tokugawa Period America

melonisopod

I know this is a joke but this helps me put a lot of historical periods into perspective.

computationalcalculator

"cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas"

skull-bearer

During the middle of the Han dynasty, a leader of the nation of Rome was stabbed to death. This later became a national celebration in the West during the Xi era.