It's only downhill from here, folks.

PLEASE BE PATIENT GOD ISN'T FINISHED WITH ME YET

[modogoblin]

[eelzippers]

To Thomas: I hear you, and I understand. Suffering in silence is such hard work—

[animentality]

[directdogman]

Dialtown Store

Official Dialtown posters and stickers found here!!!

Attention everyone: The official store for Dialtown stickers + posters is now live! Yes. Right now!

Everything here is permanently listed, so don't worry about availability/rushing to buy everything this time :) I'll be adding more stuff to the store throughout the year, so if you'd like to see more stuff featuring specific characters, feel free to make a request!

(Big thanks to eelzippers, drachenrabbit + ho0dwink, whose art is on the store! More artists from the production will be participating in future waves, I wanted to start small for the launch!)

[wannabezangoose]

same energy

[alouettesque]

who is in control?

[alexjones]

I hallucinate this post at least 5 times a day

[pissvortex]

[pissvortex]

[soup-mother]

surely it's not just me who finds those fucking "be nice, I'm in charge of the pills" pins you sometimes see doctors and nurses wearing in pretty bad taste right? like the *point* is a stand against being mistreated by patients but like...yea you are in charge of the pills and can arbitrarily deny care to people, not really sure why that's something to gloat about? like the number of stories especially of black women being totally denied painkillers in hospital and stuff because the nurses were assholes it's like....maybe you can have your snarky pins when you're not in the position to medically torture someone? idk

like you get people rushing to defend it like "you don't know what it's like working in a hospital" but like...i do sure as hell know what it's like being mistreated by medical professionals. I'm not even getting paid to be here. it's kinda fucking evil when you think about it for more than a second.

[soup-mother]

there's genuinely no-one crueler than people who think being overworked and underpaid means they're incapable of doing anything wrong and patients aren't allowed to be upset at their treatment

[bunkey]

rate my uncles setup

[laslloronas]

Yeah man let me open wayneradiotv on google maps

[wayneradiotv]

COME TO MY HOUSE

[guerrillatech]

[meatmite]

"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store

[getrope1]

You cant make this shit up

[beeftony]

[mellie-mp3]

man i hate this shit i want to be running up carpeted stairs on all fours

[peri]

HAPPY 10 YEARS OF THE MOST TRANSGENDER POKEMON

[foxgirlmigraine]

truly it is all about transgender love

[saasnartjeg]

watching stuff about people geting stuck in caves and dying there

[saasnartjeg]

pick a better hobby

[saasnartjeg]

me in the pussy if i'm being honest

[machi40h]