"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
gracie abrams
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Product Placement
titsay
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Kiana Khansmith
𓃗
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
almost home
official daine visual archive
sheepfilms
#extradirty
Phantogram Three
No title available
One Nice Bug Per Day
tannertan36
oozey mess
seen from Vietnam
seen from Iraq
seen from Malaysia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Nepal
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Malaysia
seen from Singapore
seen from Poland
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Venezuela
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Türkiye
seen from Finland
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Poland
@eepysleepylilipuppy
I swear, some of you people somehow manage to possess all of the three most unfortunate character traits someone can have: a) kinda stupid, b) obnoxiously contrarian, c) deeply annoying.
stuff you say when you don’t give a fuck about women quite frankly
Hence the not-uncommon adage that the washing machine did even more for women's liberation than the birth control pill
It's really funny that redditors convinced themselves that the stupid Tiananmen Square copypasta is going to get chinese people forcefully disconnected from their internet service or something while the UK government will get your ass if you complete the sentence "Soldier F is ___" and has actively worked with google and with social media websites to censor posts or search results about Soldier F
Like 90% of the shit people make up about China is actually true for the UK
A man charged with the murders of two men and five attempted murders on Bloody Sunday in 1973 will not stand trial. Who is 'Soldier F' and w
Deputy Peadar Tóibín, leader of Aontú, referred to Soldier F by his real name, David James Cleary, in Dáil Éireann, the Irish parliament, y
In case the links ever go down, Soldier F is David James Cleary, a British paratrooper.
He murdered two Northern Irish people in Derry, in occupied Northern Ireland, who were demanding their civil rights on what was later called Bloody Sunday, January 30, 1972. He wounded five more. In total 13 Northern irish unarmed protesters demanding equal rights were murdered by British paratroopers that day, with one additional person dying later on from their wounds.
needing to take a shower: worst feeling in the world getting into the shower: hardest task in the world being in the shower: 🚿🧼🛁🧴🫧 getting out of the shower: second hardest task in the world being out of the shower: (soft hair) (soft skin) (cozy towel) (clean clothes) why is getting into the shower always so hard. i should remember this feeling (most beautiful feeling in the world) next time i need to take a shower
me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)
the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)
You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose
the fuck else would I be sloshing around in a wet ballgown for
I drew it…. & animated it…
even the top gets called a faggot
me explaining modern homophobia to aristotle
every time trump does something just because he can there are always democrats in the comments of the articles asking "how is this legal???" and how many times are you going to ask that question. literal lucy with the football shit
and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!
i like seeing how many people cried real tears in the notes
one of the best sentences I've read on Wikipedia
daily affirmations
when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I love this, but I also recommend she puts her penis in you and then moves back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british
Saw this on Pinterest and thought it deserved to be here too
For whatever my bisexual little heart is particularly horny for men today, not a bad problem to have except then I'm washing something out of my eye and I look in the mirror without my glasses on and boom, who the fuck is this absolute smoke show, his jaw, his brow, his damn eyes, a fine example of a hot guy.
I hate this, I hate how attractive I was before I transitioned and how none of that has transferred to make me an attractive woman.
Sometimes I kinda wish I could just go back to being a hot guy with a drinking problem and a lot of repressed stuff.
It's not even that I don't like living an authentic life, it's just that I'm constantly reminded that I'm no good at it, that society doesn't value me the same way anymore because I stopped doing what I was good at, what people wanted.
Don't even get me started on my voice, I have a voice most men would *kill* for. It's so deep and rich and reverberating. If I had a dollar for every time something told me I should be on the radio, or I should start a podcast or be a voice actor or do ASMR or just that I have a nice voice or a sexy voice? I would have enough money to pay for FFS and fix my face.
Vent over. But if you comment some stupid shit like "why are you complaining about being hot" I will find you, I will find you while you are sleeping and then I will unmake you, I will unravel your DNA and knit you back together as a festive Christmas Jumper, Try me.
