trash man, meme enthusiast

she/they, 26!! chilling, mostly.

[weepyemperor]

Going no contact with yourself

[pocketdogs]

if only dog had a bigger bed available, or perhaps two. maybe even a human bed. alas, he must make do with a measly little pillow.

[pocketdogs]

this is such a fascinating comment, i love the way your mind works.

[rikebe]

felt like drawing this guy

[pocketdogs]

oh my god

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[64mpg]

once i am perfect in every conceivable way i will be happy i can feel it

[64mpg]

i love this sentence thank you. so excited to become perfect!

[anxeious]

[fairycosmos]

if you really loved me you would give me a job that pays a 6 figure salary for part time hours that is simple and easy for neurotic women

[fragranticareviewers]

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

Sleeping like shit is soooo cool because the next day you get to feel like you have a disease

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

I see we’re all doing well,

[assimilation-failure]

[byrdblood]

[pienprince]

[princesspineberry]

Welcome back Ptah-Hotep

[geniusoflove]

[geniusoflove]

here is solomon

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

[patronsaint-ofthedenial-deactiv]

Yeah man. It's eating me alive but at least I'm alive

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[infectiouspiss]

there's been a robbery at the lourve???? please tell me they nicked the mona lisa it would be so fucking funny

[infectiouspiss]

i'm talking proper heist movie backflipping over lasers and cutting holes in the ceiling to slowly descend on a wire i want this shit to be FUNNY

[infectiouspiss]

nevermind they did something funnier let's chainsaw our way in and then scoot out beep beep that's the sound of my scooter vrmmm vrmmm that's the sound of my tiny chainsaw

[lastoneout]

Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.

[oneclickangel]

reblog if you're corny and insufferable

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[hjartasalt]

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

[hjartasalt]

Daddy has five days left to live

[hjartasalt]

Daddy wishes to be cremated

[hjartasalt]

It's what daddy would have wanted

[hjartasalt]

Hi. Everyone else go home this is the only tag that matters to me