shawty like a melody

in my head that i can’t keep out got me singin’ like na na na na everyday it’s like my ipod stuck on replay-ay-ay-ay // 25

[gothicwoadie]

I’ll shit today. And Fart

[littlestpersimmon]

The cycle ends, thus it begins anew

[sacred-portal]

[geigercuntter]

when you tell me “life ain’t all cookies and cream lil fella” this is who you’re saying it to

[magnetictapedatastorage]

[johnnycrass]

clap if you're a black hole of a person and have never been satisfied

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[demoncvnt-deactivated20231012]

i hope girls think i’m funny and hot

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[pangur-and-grim]

bath time with the fucking animal

[positivelyqueer]

[ID: a photo of the kitten Belphegor perched on the edge of a bath tub. His facial markings and expression makes him appear wretched or despondent. /end ID]

[berrytart]

I still like listening to we are young by fun.

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[human-pet-they]

i could go for that right now actually

[undiscoveredphoenix]

uhhhh how am I supposed to rent an appt if my guarantor is also poor

[sailermoon]

all my life I’ve felt like this guy

[wormsdyke]

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

[missybunno-deactivated20260510]