[dankmemeuniversity]

[fifty-shadesofgay]

i just astral projected back to 2009

[teainawineglass]

Holy shit

[lovelessblade]

The more time that passes the funnier this gets because a lot of people won’t understand it.

[stoleyourcarbon]

my main goal is to self isolate and then act like i don’t know nobody hargharhahaha

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

[wereralph]

who in god’s fuck made this

[chicqueenxx]

K

[jamaicanamazon]

I’m dummy thicc 💀💀

[boobstouch]

Deleted scenes in kingdom hearts

[desiignercucci-deactivated20201]

I… I just… don’t know why I had to watch this lmao

[lacapitaine-deactivated20120131]

[terriamon]

[skajador]

[greeds]

ed reopening the gate of truth immediately after performing human transmutation to bind al’s soul to a set of armor:

ed transmuting to escape gluttony’s stomach and seeing his brother’s body on the other side:

ed being forced to open the gate again on the promised day:

ed performing his final act of alchemy:

[dragonfire00002]

@icameheretowinry

[amoreterno]

the honduran flag in mr ratburn’s class, him reading pablo neruda, his husband making mexican chocolate and naming it frida kahlo..they’re both latino and you can’t convince me otherwise

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

GAY LATINO RIGHTS

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

[kumagawa]

[fortunatefires]

Mr Ratburn from Arthur is gay! It was a straight bait and switch! Oh my god!

[fortunatefires]

Mr Ratburn and his husband Patrick

[officialqueer]

ARTHUR SAID GAY RIGHTS

[the-best-of-funny]

[emxlylr]

The last picture is the face of fear.

[zubbyzub]

[aceofstars]

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT OH MY GODD

[naamahdarling]

Except I can never NOT parse the “hieroglyphs” on the far right as reading “I dig that ass.” Which still works, TBH.

[husband]

[sinnamonscouture]

Ashley Graham for Vogue Paris, November 2018

[frogmp3]

​how is anyone supposed to look at this and survive

[urfavehasajuicyass]

Hank Hill has a juicy ass!

[takashi0]

There was an entire episode proving otherwise.

[ripleyandweeds]

this man is known for having the flattest ass in human history i hate this fucking website

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

[princess-peridot]

How did you know if you dialed the right number

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

[teaboot]

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

[notevensneaky]

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

[propitlikeithot]

Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.

[kineticpenguin]

[razerathane]

I’m not even fucking 30 yet why

[acapelladitty]

I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack

[hufflepuff-spidey]

One time my Spanish 2 teacher was like “I dont have a lesson today. We’re watching Tarzan” and put it in the VHS (This was 2010). We [sophomores - seniors, I was a junior] were super excited. The movie starts and my friend and I look at each other and say at the same time “IS PHIL COLLINS SINGING IN SPANISH?!” I went home that night and found out Phil Collins sang the songs in the English, Italian, German, Spanish, and French versions of the film. Mind blown.

[katniss-everbeans-deactivated20]

He did not have to go that HORD but Phil did it for us

[jujanon]

[chipsprites]

me: look, a crab eating a strawberry

my roommate: but he’s eating such small pieces..

me: …he’s a crab