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bikananjarrus

instantly a classic brennan and ally moment

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

#I ate their salad but didn’t get the parasite #He’ll yeah

hppjmxrgosg

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

#Sometimes I’ll say a tumblr joke #And it either gets blank stares or raucous laughter #No in between #It’s like people repeating “roadwork ahead I sure hope it does” to people who never used vine #But instead it’s me dusting off a tome of lame jokes

saintmachina

Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.

cinematv

THE GOOD PLACE 3.12 | Pandemonium

unadulteratedhideouttrash

what-even-is-thiss

Wait what the…

U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham, a close ally of President Donald Trump, has died at 71 after a brief illness, according to his office.

Oh.

quantummoonjune

hot new reaction image just dropped

roboco-san

tights fuckers are out there operating on levels of perversion the rest of us can only dream of. half those motherfuckers are hornier about light and transparency than they are about toes

roboco-san

there's some dude on pixiv right now doing generational work rendering precise fabric grain and angelic translucency whose work should be studied in art classes 400 years from now who will die forgotten because he's doing all that in the service of a picture where you can juuuuust barely see the pattern on a girl's underwear

roboco-san

to be clear he's a hero and this is an injustice

andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes

#cottagecore

shoestoreslore

this and a blunt

wingsfromwhere

oilpalette

Felinestein #3, 2026 by Timothy Adam Matthews (British); Oil on Canvas, 16x20 in

hollowboobtheory

i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job

hollowboobtheory

listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion