Unfortunately not đ I was 8 and did not yet own a phone when I had my pet newt, he exists only in memory. Iâm so sorry Newton, you deserved better
hey can everyone do me a favor and put in the tags why they chose their name? even if you don't go by a chosen name irl, you can put why you chose your online name.
"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense
âscientists donât want you knowâ is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know
.. AMAB mhin? i've only seen afab mhin so far but no amab mhin huhuhuhuhuhu can it be gn and smut pls? omg i sound so rude i'm sosososososososo sorry pls tell me if i'm invading anything:((
AMAB MHIN TRUTHERS WYAAAAAAAAAAAA - hehehe, dw aint nobody gettin offended, aint nobody bein rude nuh uh babe; tis a safe space for all my lil freaks, and tbh that's a fairly tame request :3
Id love to hear more from ya
Disclaimer! Male genitalia descriptions for Mhin as per the request
đ Mhin likes to hover. That means, either around familiar places, or breathing right over your lipsâbut you suppose it counts. Long, careful fingers like to wrap around your waist, playing with the hem as they pull it off of you unceremoniously. They mostly like how warm your skin feels against their frozen flushed cheeksâweather in Eridia is, simply put, enough to turn anyone into a popsicle.
đ Itâs psychological warfare. You can already feel them hard in their pantsâgive them any reason to jump you; theyâll send you flying to the headboard and theyâre onto you like a deprived animal. You know whatâscrap any simileâthey are deprived, hungry, touch-fucking-starved; the title is there for a reason; and thatâs not even taking into account the whole divine magic whatever hands shenanigans.
đ We know their whole act of trying to look tough and unaffected when they very much areâand that song and dance continues as kisses down your neck when they lay above you, forearms flexing on your sides. Even if youâre quiet, Mhin wonât be able to swallow the small squealsâof pure reflex over anythingâthat escape the thin line that has become their lips; if you didnât know them better, youâd say theyâre in pain.
đ Youâre the sweetest fucking thing theyâve ever tasted. They wouldnât dare show you whether theyâre shaking as they unbuckle their belts, pushing themselves inside you slowlyâas desperate as they are careful. Youâre getting pinned down if they can help it; slightly propped up over the pillows, chests flush, thrusting deep inside you till your bodies refuse them any more.
đ Otherwise, Mhin grunts when you dig your nails in them or pull their hair too hard, looking at you beneath their lashes in questioning daze; debatable if theyâre willing to form a coherent sentence. They feel goodâway too goodâand you think you do too, when they hide away, hands gripping your hips as their thrusts become sloppy and uncoordinated, until they go limp in your arms. Perfect opportunity to run your hands through their hair, I say, despite their small protests.
Have I mentioned that I DESPISE the new layout omg im forced to face my mediocracy head on and evolve like a pokemon /lh <3