Eggs Are Fucking Rad

Welcome to my feral egg sideblog

[eggs-my-beloved]

Tags:

#egg recipe

#egg meme

#egg art

#egglike

#egg songs

#egglore

#egg discourse

#vegan witchcraft

[moonlightredfern]

Rewatching Spidermen

[bunjywunjy]

Oh goldfish of the webbed site, today tell us an animal fact that YOU want to tell us.

if you cook a penguin egg, the egg white just kind of. stays transparent.

apparently they taste pretty good, but I don't know if I could get past the look if I'm honest

[tigirl-and-co]

[moonlightredfern]

Grandfather offered me anything the light touches (an antique shoe leather stitching machine, a set of ancient autopsy tools, a lamp he made from poison ivy, a broken antique pump organ, various homemade liquors labeled “bourbon?” “BACON” and “flavored”) but I stayed very on brand and drove back with just eggs (2 ostrich and 24 chicken).

[kropotkindersurprise]

I have misplaced an egg. I was going to fry an egg for breakfast, took the egg out of the fridge, got distracted, and now the egg has disappeared. I've looked everywhere but there's no trace of egg. where are you, egg? where egg?

Somewhere in my house there is a now truly free-range egg, laughing at me. 😔

[eggwithalotofg]

IM FINALLY FREE

[kropotkindersurprise]

egg?!

[moonlightredfern]

Thinking of Kamala pretending there’s a tv character with the catchphrase “I do eat eggs” and like, if there were it would be me. I DO eat eggs. Eggs are fucking incredible.

[eggs-my-beloved]

btw is about the Never Have I Ever character, not the former Vice President

[isotridecanol]

[moonlightredfern]

I have genuinely something like 150 pysanky eggs and every so often it occurs to me that I could egg someone’s house in the most bizarrely artistic and premeditated way ever.

The eggs are nasty inside by now so it would be effective but also a crime 3 yrs in the making.

[inbabylontheywept]

Reading through your stuff and seeing your egg post and. Puts my hand on your shoulder so fondly. We're kindred spirits you and I. When I worked at a grocery store I had to take cartons of eggs that had cracked eggs in them and throw away the cracked eggs so we could give the rest of the cartons to the local food banks right. And once when one of the new managers was being trained back in the cooler and was shooting the shit with the other employees she opened one of the cartons and went "oh this is no good." "No, no," I interrupted. "It's plenty juicy still." Before taking the very unsellable egg destined for the trash and taking a bite out of like it was an apple in front of like four people. A few of them almost threw up so I had to retire the bit after the second time but it was fun texture

i am mentally inserting you into the egg camarade slot. i have several egg comrades. now it is several plus one. also i am still kind of personally attached to your car.

[lifethe-universe-andeverything]

Since I’m a giant Classics nerd I made some Greek pottery inspired Easter eggs

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @dyinginacostco

yeag

text: Eggs

[whenthegoldrays]

@eggs-my-beloved

[missjoolee]

Guys, I think this might be more upsetting than chocolate guy.😭

[andmaybegayer]

[threedollarsdotcom]

i replaced the blinds in my window with eggs so that i could have breakfast more easily. however some problems have arisen

[a-murmuration-of-sorts]

[theonion]

Seeking to assuage consumer concerns about dwindling supplies, the nation’s egg companies reportedly assured shoppers this week that a dozen has always meant nine. “While we have seen some temporary shortfalls due to the avian flu, I want to let all our loyal customers know that we will continue to sell delicious, farm-fresh eggs by the dozen, which is a colloquial way to refer to the number nine,” said Cal-Maine Foods CEO Sherman Miller, joining egg producers across the country to tout the product as still readily available in the same paper-pulp or plastic containers that hold a dozen eggs plus “three empty, bonus chambers.”

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[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @dyinginacostco

yeag

text: Eggs

[whenthegoldrays]

@eggs-my-beloved

[tacit-semantics]

Finished my next square!!! Egg!!!

[what-even-is-thiss]

Eggs are one of the few natural food sources of vitamin d. Eggs are so good.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Eggs are responsible for less greenhouse gas production than almost any other form of animal protein and they have vitamin d and other good good nutrients.

Gosh I love eggs. I just really love eggs, guys. Boiled, fried, poached, baked, scrambled.

Nobody is paying me to say this I’m just really happy about the existence of eggs right now.

[the-haiku-bot]

Gosh I love eggs. I

just really love eggs, guys. Boiled,

fried, poached, baked, scrambled.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[oddpossumcreature]

@eggblackoutpoetry

[eggblackoutpoetry]

I feel like it’s cheating when all the eggs are out in the open like that