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they/them I'm dying of glad cow disease 🐄

[ego-robot]

not too shabby, though it's tough to know how they'll turn out after the transition to embroidery

[alisonzai]

[lakevida]

easy access to twinks?

yes?

[lakevida]

kick twinks

thank you for scaling the task to my ability

[concupiscience]

[masonworlds]

it might save ur life

[flipchild]

theres a certain "Scott the Woz"-nian cadence in some youtubers that I find distasteful

[femalepope]

Wordle 1,858 5/6

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[ego-robot]

need tips for impressing my crush:

how do i get rid of/destroy their enemys without saddling myself with karmic recompense?

[ego-robot]

i've heard that if you focus really hard you can get your lips to purse into a kissy shape

it's really hard to do though, so you have to lock in

[ego-robot]

had a moment of clairity and realized why no one gives me the aux

[ego-robot]

i love it when a studfinder i paid 70$ for works, but i love it more when a studfinder i paid 70$ for actually lies to me so i mount my bike rack on nothing and it fucking falls down immediately god fucking damn it

[ego-robot]

ME WHEN I FIND THE FUUUUUCKING STUD

[johnnyshrine]

★ 298 // “Johnny Rod”

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[ego-robot]

i love it when a studfinder i paid 70$ for works, but i love it more when a studfinder i paid 70$ for actually lies to me so i mount my bike rack on nothing and it fucking falls down immediately god fucking damn it

[ego-robot]

pointed pestle and pair of crushable items

[lakevida]

woah...... I thought you were fower.......

honestly i have always interpreted my icon as a smiley face sun but im pretty sure its a flower considering it was a logo on a botanical garden shirt. well a lot of people think its a hedgehog. we cant be sure of anything in this life