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i made an egoist discord server if yall gigachad egoists wanna join it
Check out the Unique Artistry community on Discord - hang out with 97 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
we do egoist art stuffs and shit but also like we do regular egoist community shits too so we arent just art lmao, its fun tho u should join if u like community servers
lesbians be like "gay male media is more accepted than lesbian media" and gay men be like "lesbian media is more accepted than gay male media" how about we all agree that ppl are homophobic and we are all in the same boat. let's just make more gay media of all sorts and stop fighting Each Other. fags and dykes unite.
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dont play defense
me when transphobe
It would be much easier to enact climate regulations if consumer-level gas output was more visible. If the fumes stained the air itself as an inky cloud⊠People care about visible smog and haze, yet it is so easy to peacefully ignore the invisible cloud of poison looming over our heads.Â
Daily reminder that money is a spook.Â
âIf I cherish you because I hold you dear, because in you my heart finds nourishment, my need satisfaction, then it is not done for the sake of a higher essence whose hallowed body you are, not on account of my beholding in you a ghost, an appearing spirit, but from egoistic pleasure; you yourself with *your* essence are valuable to me.ââ
â Max Stirner, The Ego and Its Own
To be honest.. if more children were shown from birth that they are loved, cared for, and listened no matter their gender we might not have some of the problems we have now. Â
I thought you should know that i exchanged dick pics with a mutual because of âcomplete a homosexual encounterâ. Thank you for your service.
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Daddy im so horny . PLease help me
bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane
This might legitimately be one of the funniest things Iâve ever seen on this site
I know y'all did not read the books but Roald Dahl talks about this in the book. Charlieâs teacher points out the fact that unless you buy a shit ton of bars youâre probably not gonna win. Just like the lottery. Just like how all of the other winners of the tickets bought a shit ton of bars. Except Charlie, who just got lucky. And Charlie was originally black. Literally the whole point of the book was that wonka wanted to give the less fortunate a fair opportunity and it wasnât fair because the system isnât fair.
Stop the car.
Charlie was originally black?!?!
!?!!
He was and Mr. Dahl was forced to make him white. Also his widow has spoken and confirmed that as well.
because you shouldnât believe everything you read on a tumblr post at face value, here is a guardian article confirming that charlie was originally conceived as black but dahl made him white at the behest of his publisher
WHAT
But yeah, coming back to the original point, the other kids, especially Augustus Gloop and Veruca Salt, cheated the system by claiming a ridiculous amount of chocolate bars. News reports mention people hoarding Wonka chocolate bars in hopes of finding the Golden Ticket. Mr Salt even admits that he refitted his staff at a nut-shelling factory for opening chocolate bars, without a doubt losing a huge amount of capital in lost profits and mass bulk-buying of chocolate, just to win. The working-class lady who actually found that ticket didnât benefit from that luck or labour - she was immediately made to hand it over to her boss for his spoiled daughter, who holds it as âhisâ victory and good luck.
Charlie didnât even find the ticket in his first bar, or his second. His first bar, his birthday present, was a dud, and he even failed to enjoy it like normal because he dared to hope, just for a moment, that he might actually be lucky enough to get the one. Later, he is lucky enough to find a dropped 50p piece in the street, and goes to buy a chocolate bar for himself. Finally holding a treat that is all his, he wolfs the thing down, stopping only long enough to realises that he didnât get lucky and win a Golden Ticket. Itâs only on the third bar that he gets it, and, smelling blood in the water, the shopkeeper tells him to immediately go home and not tell a soul that he has it, knowing what people might do to this small starving boy if they find out what he has.
And Wonka knows! He knows he done goofed! He realises almost immediately that the people who have been attracted to his lottery, who have stacked the decks in their favour, are awful, cruel, entitled people! Augustus Gloop, the glutton, doesnât care what placed in front of him so long as itâs food - and the first obstacle? A room where everything is a kind of sweet. Violetâs gum-chewing is excessive, but the modern film adapts this into a more realistic and sinister flaw - overcompetitiveness. Itâs not just that sheâs been chewing the same piece of gum for months, itâs that sheâs been chewing the same piece of gum, weeks after its taste is gone, whether it is socially acceptable or not, just to break a record. So when Wonka promises a new treat, a personal favourite of one of the kids, but says itâs not ready yet and you canât have it, of course Violet seizes it, because damn the consequences, she will be the first to try it. Veruca is shown a collection of unique animals, and immediately declares that she wants one, because sheâs always had the bragging rights and luxury rare items. And when Mr Wonka refuses to sell? She steals it, because dang it, she will have that golden goose/trained squirrel! Mike Teevee, in his hubris, mutilates himself almost beyond recognition because he had to challenge Mr Wonkaâs outlandish claim of transmitting physical objects via television. Charlie was the perfect heir, not because he was humble and poor, but because he had the wonder and appreciation for the treats Wonka made but also the sense and caution not to risk messing with the many dangerous things in an active factory. If the lottery was more fair, maybe Charlie would have had more stiff competition, but as it stands, Charlie is almost the poster boy of âwon by doing nothingâ.
Sorry, got sidetracked
TLDR: Apart from Charlie, most of the other kids were entitled rich (white) kids who gamed a system that should have been fair, and were punished for it by revealing to them their greed and hubris
Why am I getting a fucking Wonka origin story with Timothy Chandelier instead of a remake with a black Charlie like Dahl intended
Reblog for the Tommothy Chardonnay comment
a cruel irony that the original post has under 2000 notes
Incredibly fucking crucial information for Americans where period tracking digitally is concerned: DELETE YOUR DATA, DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT AND DELETE YOUR APPS
For the AFAB people in my (small) audience, PLEASE read, i just want yall to be safe :>
Pluralpunk / Plurpunk
Pluralpunk (or plurpunk) is a movement that focuses on embracing oneâs plurality and all of its intricacies in a radically accepting way as well as challenging the accepted ânormsâ of plurality within their own system and identity.
Pluralpunk is:
The rejection of the notion that plurality is inherently unhealthy/a disorder or that a system needs to be âcuredâ in order to lead a fulfilling life
Acknowledgement that there is nothing inherently âwrongâ with plurality and it is just another way to exist
Acknowledgement that some may not choose to label their origins or system type while respecting the ones that do
Freedom to do whatever they please with their system identity, including but not limited to: the name of the system, the names of headmates, subsystems, etc., pronouns, identity labels, and headmate origins
Anyone can use this label, we just ask that you donât use it to attack others and are respectful of othersâ choices regarding their system!Â
This label is NOT for system gatekeepers/anti non-traumagenics.
We also made a transparent version of the flag so it can be overlaid on top of your system flag, as well as square versions of both flags (under the cut)!
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You have no idea how much I want this mass migration to tumblr to be real. I would love it if there was an entire ecosystem on tumblr of tiktokers who don't know or don't want to reblog anything, so they are functionally incapable of interacting with the rest of this website. Nothing is funnier to me
"I understand. You found paradise on TikTok. You had a good fyp, you made good content. The censors protected you and they were friendly for advertisers. So you didn't need a friend like me. Now you come and say "Tumblr, give me content." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer reblogs. You don't even think to call me "Hellsite." You come into my house on the day my blorbo is to be married and you ask me to do content - for likes."
The Zootopia gif after the Godfather reference both destroys my soul and is also the Most Appropriate Thing for Tumblr.
Glorious, glorious praxis
anarchist praxis 101
[ID. A graphic titled, âThings allies of trans people doâ. A light purple speech bubble that reads âThatâs not funny, itâs just transphobicâ. Underneath, it says âCall out bigotryâ. Across from it, a yellow speech bubble that reads âWhy are all the characters in this cis?â. Underneath, it says âQuestion cisnormativityâ. In the center, a dark purple speech bubble that reads âIâll go with you if you feel unsafeâ. Underneath, it says âUse their privilege to helpâ. On the left of the dark purple bubble, a dull pink speech bubble that reads âI donât know everything. Iâll do some reading on the subjectâ. Underneath, it says âAcknowledge their internalized transphobiaâ. On the right of the dark purple bubble, a dull pink speech bubble that reads âThis personâs friends are calling her âsheâ. Iâll use she/herâ. Underneath, it says âTake context cluesâ At the very bottom, there is a link to âhttps://ezgender.carrd.coâ. End]
