I Only Have One Friend

Johnlock is definitely endgame. I'm just a silly little goldfish who loves John Watson and Sherlock Holmes.

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Freebatch ♥

[sailorsally]

SHERLOCKIANS ! Stop whatever you are doing right now because this is the most AMAZING Sherlock fan video that has ever been made! JUST CLICK.

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HOLY SHIT…….

[starksnstripes]

HOLY FRAK! HOLY FRAK! OH MY GOD!!!!! :O

For the first half of the video i was like this:

but then everything changed half-way, and by the end i was just like:

WATCH IT PEOPLE!!! It will BLOW YOUR MIND!

i cant even….

[macsasspounder4000]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK MOTHER OF MOTHERFUCKING GODTISS THIS IS AMAZING MIND BLOWN I CAN’T EVEN NJSFHBNKHBNSKJDGHBSKJJZKGNSDKLGS.

[scarefaux]

[girlabducted-deactivated2021091]

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

each time i watch this i’m even more impressed

[whereisjawn]

WHAT THE FUCBKBCKSJNPDCNOIWJNEIFCLHWEUFGBK<MWBNKJD

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[himejoshikomaeda]

what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.

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I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

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[floozys-deactivated20180908]

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe 

and i have to apologise

i’ve seen the error of my ways

straight boys are not 'weak and pathetic' 

straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying

[egosumjohnlocked-blog]

Guuuysss! I got a puppy! ❤

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(via webster)

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trmo tjlc

[love-in-mind-palace]

I'm sort of newish to the fandom (I've watched the show since the beginning but i just recently started over analyzing and obsessing) and i was wondering what are so really good fics that like everyone in the fandom has read? or just some of your favorites?

Here you go. Some of my favs including some fandom classics. These are actually tip of the iceberg. There are more. Come back and ask again when you complete these.Sorry I couldn’t include any descriptions. These ranges from fluffy to smutty to angsty as hell. Some are AUs. Always read the tags. Happy reading !

A Quiet Murmuration by cathedral_carver

Corpus Hominis by mycapeisplaid

A Cure For Boredom by emmagrant01 

Dear John by wendymarlowe

Two Two One Bravo Baker by abundantlyqueer    

Performance In a Leading Role by Mad_Lori 

Northwest Passage by Kryptaria

The Progress of Sherlock Holmes by ivyblossom 

Cooperative Principle by bendingsignpost

Evening Ride by LapisLazuli 

if nobody speaks of remarkable things by darcylindbergh

Midnight Blue Serenity by BeautifulFiction

The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst 

Nothing to Make a Song About by emmagrant01 

Electric Pink Hand Grenade by BeautifulFiction 

The Frost Is All Over by Chryse 

Alone On the Water by Mad_Lori 

About Sleep and Coffee and the Existence of Fate by Atiki 

echoes through time by chellefic 

To Light Another’s Path by BeautifulFiction 

The Ground Beneath Your Feet by Chryse    

Beneath The Silver Moon by SailorChibi

Best of Three by SilentAuror

The Quiet Man by ivyblossom 

State of Flux by Atiki 

Working It Out by sideris 

A River Without Banks by Chryse 

The Whore of Babylon Was a Perfectly Nice Girl by out_there

The Gilded Cage by BeautifulFiction 

Software Malfunction by tiger_in_the_flight_deck 

In Need of Quiet Affection and Gentle Words by kinklock

Curious Case by Cleo2010 

Let’s Make a Bed Out in the Rain by theimprobable1

What to do When Your Flatmate is Homicidal by hyacinth_sky747 

The Heart In The Whole by verityburns 

Colors by Quesarasara

The Men Who Talked Between the Words by Odamaki 

Not My Area by SailorChibi

In Plain Sight by SilentAuror

There’s A First Time For Everything by Kate_Lear 

My Heart Is True As Steel by prettysailorsoldier

Paparazzi by SilentAuror

Promised by AngelsofGlory666

Rainbow Hearts Retreat by PajamaSecrets

[wigglytuffer]

How to play The Sims

spend 3 hours creating your family

spend 3 days creating your house

play the actual game for 20 minutes

do not touch for 4 months

repeat

[ulibeanzz]

if ur lgbt+ im curious: if u can remember, what was your first major Gay Ship?

[ulibeanzz]

all these answers are important to me what a nice post

[love-in-mind-palace]

Xena and Gabrielle.

[egosumjohnlocked-blog]

Destiel. Johnlock followed shortly after.

[egosumjohnlocked-blog]

So I work at a movie theater and right now I'm cheating on my movie theater by going to a different local theater. Opps. Sorry workplace.

[vermillionreasons]

Reblog if you’re part of the ‘I read a lot of fan fiction and now I have a bizarrely accurate judgement of how long it takes me to read a particular number of words’ squad

[lierdumoa]

People: This book is 500 pages long.

Me: I have no idea what that means. What’s the wordcount?

[love-in-mind-palace]

I believe that Sherlock texts Irene about John a lot. And for some reason I like to think that Sherlock texted her after he got out of the hospital about how John saved him and that's why she texted back.

I think the same. The conversations usually goes like this:

I : Have you told him yet?

S : Told him what? 

I : You dumbass.You are so pathetic.

…

I : Happy birthday you gay nerd.

S : Do me a favour.

I : No I can’t send John ‘I love you’ from you. That shit doesn’t work like that . 

S :Send me a text on exactly *this* time.

I : ooohh playing the jealous card you nasty fucko.

S : will you do it?

I : Consider it done.

S : thank you.

I : Tell John today that you are hungry okay ? :>

S : stfu

[the-holmes-hive-deactivated2019]

Adlock is my Brotp tbh

[love-in-mind-palace]

yep same

[tjlcer]

BROTP!!! Yesssss

[autumn-nook]

SAME

[shipperpenguin88-deactivated201]

God, yes! This is the only brotp I ever need.

[i-am-gaylocked]

still not over how paranoid season 4 has made us

[colourofoctober]

When you use the wrong math’s formula but somehow manage to get the answer correct…

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[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[flamboynt-deactivated20151220]

I FOUND IT ✊

[addcolortomysky]

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[blairisbae]

Who first posted this?

[catnbunny]

Hold on, bitch

[deelaundry]

PS. In one interview I saw, Benedict was surprised to hear about fanart where Sherlock was topping because he had assumed Sherlock was the bottom for John.

[freebatcharchive]

Oh, I know I’ve seen this one too - it’s not the panel where Moffat cracks him up with the ‘it doesn’t see daylight for long’ comment though. Ben says something like “Oh, I assumed he’d be the one getting it”. (He might have even said “I” there.) So, sending out a call for this - anyone know where that interview is? It’d be great fun to pop it up there again!

[rominatrix]

I think that’s from Apple’s Meet the Filmmaker. SM is talking about fan works and goes to say “their own pornographic versions”. And Ben is like: “Porn, do they?”, and Steven replies: “Yeah.. it’s… you are very happy, you are both very happy”. And then…

And Ben starts laughing hysterically and turns to Martin and repeats the line to him and Martin is like huhhhh

[rominatrix]

Later, Ben keeps laughing and Steven’s like

But Ben keeps at it a bit more and goes (they cut to Moff so it’s just a bit from what he says in the gif)