something you misplaced

hi, my name is parker.

[snoopingasusualisee]

[thatswutttheycallmeee]

[herotox20-deactivated20210706]

[toastbutteregg]

[catchymemes]

[millipedefarmer]

COME GET YA’LL JUICE

[opalinesque]

LMAO I SEE THAT TOOTHPICK nice try you dumbass moth I know you didn’t realize that was edible until your keeper unrolled your tongue and stuck it in there

[millipedefarmer]

you know too much

[yehudah]

[kaumnyakte]

[amishsicario]

[unclefather]

[zlink]

[unclefather]

[rslashrats]

[sexhaver]

a professor at my alma mater just got fired for calling students "fucking pussies" under his breath on a virtual class when nobody could answer was 1/2 * 1/2 was and when someone asked "did you just call us pussies?" he responded "some of you, yeah"

[sexhaver]

"most of you"

[mashallah]

[ottermatopoeia]

kitten asmr is the only thing i care about now, sorry if this is not you

[72699]

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

does anyone remember that post that was like “why are you so busy playing videogames? maybe drop the animal crossing and get a man to cum in you (Deep.) and do real life baby crossing.

need that pic if anyone has it.

[mcdonaldlandwiki]

here you go

[bidoof]

[please-respond]

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[princessscrambledpancakes]

this is just how hospitals are