Official Charles Milton Porter

I'm a 30 year old from Florida and my hobbies include playing sad video games and watching people play sad video games. I sometimes draw too. She/They. White. Fuck off if you’re pro-ship.

[sandmandaddy69]

[xxspacevampirexx]

Starting to think some of y'all don't even want to go on a doomed polar expedition with me

[luxiomahariel]

shoutout to fat nonbinary people

everyone say thank you to fat nonbinary people

[6mayhem]

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

[aromantic-diaries]

Tryin to prove a point to my homophobic mom

Reblog if you think it's perfectly fine and maybe even great to put coins in the blender

[ethically-sourced-pizza]

[heavenpierceher]

[charl0ttan]

its crazy how pretty much every single thing you can possibly do eithetr feels bad at first and then good or good at first but then bad

[charl0ttan]

[ehaydon]

people who play hog in deathmatch should honestly kill themselves ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[ehaydon]

FUCK

i was killer against a coffin of andy and lelly fan and i was so happy to tunnel them but the ducking dedicated server crashed 😭

[3liza]

cancel your mullvad subscription

tech news today is that Mullvad VPN has gone mask-off about being the major funding source for the Swedish Orebro party, who are racist nationalists. unfortunately all discussion of this is occurring on fucking Mastodon instances i can barely load

if you are a mullvad customer (as i am) and want to get out, here is guidance from this guy

If you don't want your Mullvad fees going to fund neo-Nazis - or @mozilla VPN fees, which is rebranded Mullvad - cancel and get a refund immediately that's whose "free speech" the official account is talking about here, and that's where your fees go to EDIT: Mullvad has a 14 day refund policy. But the message below is a direct call to ask for a refund if you don't want to give money to Nazis. If Mullvad refuse a refund, call your consumer protection agency. And reverse credit card charges on the basis of deceptive refund policy representations. It's not like you ever want to be a Mullvad customer again. archive copy of Mullvad statement: https://web.archive.org/web/2026062717

[antifainternational]

[anomalia-arromantica]

Yup, this is what I was talking about yesterday.

For more information and to source things up, in the link of the image it's said this Mullvad's founder made a "personal donation", because according to him "remigration is necesary for Sweden". Here is the English Wikipedia article on that political party where you can read further on the "Immigration and remigration policy" section for what that means, and here is another article (also not in English) where this party is also going full mask off. We know now who that "generous donor" mentioned in that article is too.

TL;DR Don't give Mullvad more money.

[rikaklassen]

Image description #1: Screenshot of a fediverse post from Jörg Seidel @/[email protected], "That's absolutely sad to read. The CEO of @mullvadnet is not only financing the far-right Swedish Örebro party, but he even is their main financer. 70+% of their money is his donation. He is the reason why they go nationwide this year. For obvious reasons i cease to trust this service. Also i do not finance parties that aim for forced deportations." Below is a link to the article "Techprofil ger miljoner till Örebropartiet" by Jacob Lundberg. Image description #2: Screenshot of a reply to @/lostgen from Mullvad VPN @/[email protected], "Mullvad is a political company fighting for free speech, free information and privacy, with two equal co-founders, co-owners and co-CEOs who fundamentally disagree on many issues. Daniel's donation to a political party is private and not part of Mullvad's mission. We protect the right to express and access views we disagree with. We welcome anyone sharing these core values, whatever their other opinions. We are happy to refund others who don't, where we can." Posted June 27, 2026 at 03:13 PM.

[nobeatnomelody]

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

[transfemininomenon]

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[contemptible-scoundrel]

probably feels good as hell to jump backwards during a swordfight and throw a fan of daggers at your foe