Flurgy twinj

Hell if I know what I’m doing here --- 31:pan:she/her:chaoticneutral —- fanfic reblogs are @bride-of-stucky

[allhailthe70shousewife]

[vilebloods]

could you imagine being in school and hearing someone respond to sephiroth during roll call

[cactuarqueen]

happy birthday sephiroth

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

This kid can now legally operate an automobile.

[donnamissal]

[parasect]

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

[po-acus]

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

[sternenhimmel-mond]

Together they create the full set.

[bartziefluff]

saw this again on my dash after reblog and…

[tuntematonkorppi]

tumblr black out poetry

[mosscoveredclown]

"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier

[postpunkindustrial]

Download 30-gigs of lost cassettes from the 80s underground

Archive.org unleash a windfall of lost music

Archive.org deliver a windfall of lost music.

If you’re looking for a good way to spend the rest of your week, Archive.org have unearthed a gigantic collection of cassettes from the mid-eighties into the mid-nineties. According to their notes, the collection was saved from the archives of noise-arch.net and donated by former CKLN-FM radio host Myke Dyer in August of 2009. Due to the size and obscurity, the collection hasn’t been properly notated but is said to include cassettes ranging from “tape experimentation, industrial, avant-garde, indie, rock, DIY, subvertainment and auto-hypnotic materials”. Head to Archive now to download the free collection.

[gothiccharmschool]

I know that some of you will lose your minds over this. 

[scarlettohairdye]

I had a powerful urge come upon me and I was helpless against it.

[maraschino-fairy-deactivated202]

wishing all artists a very sincere "get weirder with it" this coming year

[moths-in-hats]

The Muppets as Goncharov (1973)

the only goncharov remake I want is a muppets version

[Image description: Gifs of the muppets with edited captions.

1 - Kermit, wearing a suit, says, "Yes, I am Goncharov."

2 - Several ticking clocks on a wall

3 - Miss Piggy and Kermit kiss, while Miss Piggy says, "Of course, we're in love; that's why I tried to shoot you."]

[thats-what-sidhe-said]

Well. There is a trailer.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Great Bend Weekly Tribune, Kansas, March 2, 1906

[yeoldenews]

I fell down a rabbit hole last night researching this girl and found some photographs of her that are just peak Weird Little Girl (affectionate) energy, so I’m sharing.

Gladys (sometimes spelled Gladyce) Ditmars was born October 16, 1903 in the Bronx.

Her father, Raymond L. Ditmars was, at the time, the assistant reptile curator at the Bronx Zoo, and would later be appointed curator of the entire zoo.

Raymond met his future wife, Clara, when she was visiting the zoo and witnessed Raymond break up a fight between two venomous snakes. She was so impressed she asked to meet him. They were married eight months later. The venue was decorated with snake skins and Clara wore a live gopher snake around her neck during the ceremony.

Continua a leggere

[flowersforabel]

It doesn't matter if it's your OC, you shouldn't lewd a minor

Finneas is a 24 year old grown man.

[flowersforabel]

Girl I do no know how to explain that the vast majority of adults used to be children.

[punchline229]

The tags are all great here but this one made me look at it for a couple seconds. I don’t recall jesus being born an adult im very certain he was also a baby at some point

[starfieldcanvas]

there’s a very popular holiday about it, in fact

[anasandorpygoscelis-deactivated]

This thread is giving me life today (sorry, Fin). LMAO.

Although, seriously: I can’t imagine being 20-something and having erotic fan fiction written about me? That does seem, ah, hmm. Even for someone who’s famous, that’s problematic.

Another reason the Internet was a bad idea.

[flowersforabel]

Finneas, an OC, a character from my own brain and novels, will receive a very strongly worded apology letter from me for writing porn on patreon dot com about him and his also imaginary husband. I did not mean to hurt his very real feelings 😔

[cannibalchicken]

[thevaultofretroandvintage]

[softwaring]

[tytonidyke]

These are so fun to make

[tytonidyke]

@thedisablednaturalist @fagtabulous

Ask and you shall receive!

[inthefallofasparrow]

[tytonidyke]

Love your additions! Birds got that drip

[tytonidyke]

Oh yeah should probably add this one too-

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

I've never done this before

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[floral-hydrate]

Sorry this is the best post I've seen in a while

[floral-hydrate]

I'll leave this post alone now

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

This is way too much fun

[floral-hydrate]

I'm not done yet I suppose

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Cruella de Vil??

[parksandrex]

[fullmoonfireball]

[ironinkpen]

best thing about uncle iroh is that if you pay attention he is actually just as much of an idiot as zuko but has just mastered the art of coming across as a wise old man. the even better thing is that zuko is the only one on the planet who somewhat realizes this and no one would ever believe him because he's zuko

[ironinkpen]

like uncle iroh 100% does dumb shit on purpose sometimes to get people to underestimate him and keep zuko from capturing the avatar, but other times he just, and i cannot emphasize this enough, does impulsive dumb shit for no reason other than the fact that terminal stupid presumably runs in the royal family's blood

[ironinkpen]

uncle: "you never think things through, prince zuko!"

also uncle:

once got captured by the earth kingdom army buck ass naked bc he really wanted to go to a hot spring in enemy territory

betrayed zhao at the Northern Water Tribe with no escape plan and then spent 3 weeks starving on a boat

immediately went to a spa resort upon publicly committing treason

ate a poisonous plant and, in the spirit of Two Fish Hook Sokka, was going to solve the problem by eating another potentially poisonous plant

decided the safest place in the world they could go was the city he once FAMOUSLY laid siege to for 600 days

instead of lying low or giving a modicum of a shit about people recognizing him, overachieved himself into becoming one of the most well-known restaurant owners in said city

in fact overachieved so hard that he got an invite to meet the earth king (whose city he, again, once FAMOUSLY LAID SIEGE TO) which he fucking? accepted????

[prettybirdy979]

#no wonder zuko was constantly frothing at the mouth! he's the only one who knows the truth!#god just imagine the number of times people have seen zuko yelling at iroh#and assumed zuko was just being mean#when zuko was actually yelling at his uncle for wasting all their money bartering with pirates AGAIN#everyone assumes iroh is babysitting zuko but really they're pingponging responsibility back and forth#and zuko at least has the excuse of being 16#anyway I love Uncle Hypocrite so much; funniest motherfucker on the planet (via OP)

[vilebloods]

could you imagine being in school and hearing someone respond to sephiroth during roll call

[cactuarqueen]

happy birthday sephiroth

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

This kid can now legally operate an automobile.