Amusing Stuff :)

This is a new side blog of mine where I post anything I find funny. :)

[w0ahcam]

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

[buddythankyouyoureamazing]

The gif froze

[singing-supper-deactivated20170]

"look at all the fucks I give, Astrid. Look at them. Oh, wait… They flew away."

[singing-supper-deactivated20170]

#just like stoick’s soul

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

can the science side of tumblr explain this

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

[newyorkcitysubway-deactivated20]

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

[adamwhorelock]

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

[distressingdisneydamsel]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

[genjishimemeda]

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

[dahniwitchoflight]

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

[genjishimemeda]

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

[susiron]

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

[diinkle-berg]

me at the end of the school year.

[tiasiandaly-deactivated20141111]

i want this gif on my grave stone.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

ive been in a bad mood all day for no reason. as far as i can tell there are only 2 possible explanations:

someone did something to upset me and then felt bad & erased my memory but the feeling was still left behind

solar flares?

[colorfeels]

Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL

MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP

[playgrounder]

But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?

[hygienequeen-deactivated2016021]

Ive never laughed so hard at a post

[shubbabang]

[boxedvixen]

ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN

[yaritzalikeszombies]

I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT

[solosclark]

#i was surprised this didnt end in some sort of murder #i’ve been on tumblr too long

[imcolinshea-blog]

"Ye"

[oldpreviouslyonavatar]

[eintroc-blog]

me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?

school system: worry not

school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[mhysa]

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

[berndor]

beautiful

[opulent-opiums]

FUCK YOU MUSICAL PEOPLE AND YOUR SATANIC MUSICAL NOTES AND DEMONIC RITUALS YOU PREFORM OVER MUSIC I CANT READ MUSIC fCKIN NOTES

[emilys-nostalgia]

‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.

And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)

[9c9bs]

the real problem with people fussing over Pluto all the time is it represents the priorities of the public - preserving traditions rather than accepting facts. the pursuit of science is about building a sustainable catalog of truths, and there is no advantage in altering truths to appease nostalgia. 

[rawr0609]

wow

[lotad]

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

[piranji-deactivated20140409]

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

[mysticearthling]

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

[fukgirl-deactivated20150602]

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

[pyksii-deactivated20231129]

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

[gn-a]

[eintroc-blog]

School Lunches Around the World